Confabulat: I'm going to end all my sentences with, police said.
SwiftFox: It's just so clever of them to hide the keys under the sun visor, isn't it?
GBB: Ok, so she flagged down a guy, and stole his phone. Then he chased her to where she stole a police cruiser, but the guy didn't try to tell the police that this crazy lady just stole one of their cars?? The police had to realize this on their own when they were done with the domestic call they were on??
GBB: Confabulat: I'm going to end all my sentences with, police said.That's not a bad idea, according to the report.
rvesco: Car chase with Benny Hill theme? Here you go!
heypete: How embarrassing must it have been to be those officers, call dispatch, and say your police car wasn't where you left it and you think it's been stolen? Imagine the shiat they got from whoever had to come pick them up.
Clint_Torres: heypete: How embarrassing must it have been to be those officers, call dispatch, and say your police car wasn't where you left it and you think it's been stolen? Imagine the shiat they got from whoever had to come pick them up.Someone got distracted by the Repeater.
Englebert Slaptyback: Best read to the Benny Hill themeAhem.It is not "the Benny Hill theme". It is "Yakety Sax". Please get it right next time.Thank you.
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