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2013-01-13 11:27:04 AM

Generation_D: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x364]

This statue known as The Lexington Minuteman was originally meant to represent the common Minuteman, but has now become accepted as Captain John Parker. It is by Henry Hudson Kitson and it stands at the town green of Lexington, Massachusetts. It is not actually based on Parker's appearance, as no known likenesses of him survive today.


Yeah, their FAQ confirms this.

John Parker was the original III Patriot when he took to the Green in Lexington on April 19, 1775 to stand against tyranny.Many modern III Patriots believe that defending the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and restoring the ideals of these Founding Documents to prominence in America, is our sacred duty.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:42 AM
Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?
 
2013-01-13 11:30:20 AM
I've said it before... the Republican idea of utopia is standing atop the rampart of your mansion-fortress, gun in one hand and dick in the other, jerking off as you watch the rest of society starve to death outside.
 
2013-01-13 11:30:21 AM

TopNotched: Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?


There's a "weapons manufacturer" area. So I'm guessing that and farming/trade?
 
2013-01-13 11:31:57 AM

Bennie Crabtree: HAHAHA the walls on their fort design are out of date for repelling even an 1812 artillery attack. This is why history degrees are important, people.


Yeah, a M1 could easily just ram through their walls. There's a reason why the Maginot line was outdated before it was even built.

They really have a hard on for their guns, jeez. I bet they want the "patriots" to buy their AR style weapon from the "ARMS Factory".

Talk about fleecing the rubes. Damn, wish I would have thought of this.
 
2013-01-13 11:31:59 AM

TopNotched: Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?

What About Employment for the Residents?

There will be some initial jobs with III Arms Company offered. Those employees will need locally provided goods and services, creating some additional opportunities.

Other businesses will be developed either by the Citadel or by individual Patriots as families move to the Citadel and entrepreneurial opportunities arise. We want to attract people who will provide local goods and services as well as those that have or will create markets outside of the Citadel. Businesses with markets outside of the Citadel will be vital to creating a robust local economy. Of special interest will be businesses that promote local self-sufficiency as part of our goal to be able to survive an economic collapse.

For more information, see our blog page: Entrepreneurs and Businesses

 
2013-01-13 11:33:06 AM

TopNotched: Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?


The Meth Compound?
 
2013-01-13 11:36:10 AM
So...it's a commune?
 
2013-01-13 11:39:54 AM

CADMonkey79: The "artist" concepts were fantastic. They better store a lot of non perishables though, not a lot of farm land or are for livestock.


I read your comment as " the con artist..."
 
2013-01-13 11:40:57 AM

CADMonkey79: So where are the anti-aircraft batteries? Guess it doesn't matter a single tank division and a couple of drones and they would be wiped out in a couple of days. It would work fairly well for zombies though.


Or just use a Daisy Cutter or two.
 
2013-01-13 11:43:19 AM

Great_Milenko: Of course, this thing is still in the "planning" stages, so it's probably nothing more than a scheme to separate scared lunatics from their $33 thanks to the "application fee". Either that, or it's viral marketing for a reality show.


It's run by a firearms company to give it redneck cred.
 
2013-01-13 11:43:59 AM

TopNotched: Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?


One of the funniest things I've read on here in quite some time. I love the M80 idea..
 
2013-01-13 11:44:45 AM
I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This
 
2013-01-13 11:45:20 AM
They should hire Mittens to manage the project and he could ask the feds for another Olympic bailout....
 
2013-01-13 11:45:22 AM

Lionel Mandrake: TopNotched: Then Obama can troll them with hourly surveillance drones, every so many passes drop an M-80 or two into the compound for shiats and giggles.........Where the fark are these people gonna work?

The Meth Compound?


www.timesnews.net

The volunteer fire department and medical clinic will also have ample opportunities.
 
2013-01-13 11:45:56 AM
I like that it's a lifetime lease for your house (no individual ownership), but YOU have to finish your house yourself.

You select the facade for the exterior of your home. You are responsible for completing the interior of your home as you wish.

No.
 
2013-01-13 11:47:00 AM
No churches? Farking heathens.
 
2013-01-13 11:48:00 AM

Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This


That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.
 
2013-01-13 11:48:51 AM

derpy: Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This

That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.


I love the FPSRussia channel. Cool weapons and funny to boot. =)
 
2013-01-13 11:49:45 AM
A Randian Paradise
 
2013-01-13 11:51:09 AM

Fail in Human Form: "Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton


Kind of are. Though Hezbollah did a pretty good job with them a few years back. Made some that could withstand anything the Israelis threw at them, even had air conditioning. Something tells me these Derpatriots aren't nearly as resourceful or dedicated as Hezbollah though.
 
2013-01-13 11:51:58 AM

Fail in Human Form: derpy: Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This

That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.

I love the FPSRussia channel. Cool weapons and funny to boot. =)


Producer of FPSRussia was murdered the other day.
 
2013-01-13 11:52:01 AM
After a cup of coffee, it occurs to me that this is nothing more than a company town for a gun factory. If so, their HR department is comprised of some genius trolls.
 
2013-01-13 11:53:03 AM

CADMonkey79: So where are the anti-aircraft batteries? Guess it doesn't matter a single tank division and a couple of drones and they would be wiped out in a couple of days. It would work fairly well for zombies though.


A couple days with an entire tank division? They wouldn't last a few days against a revolutionary war division, let alone a modern one.

A single drone and twenty minutes is probably overkill.
 
2013-01-13 11:53:05 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: After a cup of coffee, it occurs to me that this is nothing more than a company town for a gun factory. If so, their HR department is comprised of some genius trolls.


Good Point
 
2013-01-13 11:54:59 AM

Doc Lee: Fail in Human Form: derpy: Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This

That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.

I love the FPSRussia channel. Cool weapons and funny to boot. =)

Producer of FPSRussia was murdered the other day.


So I heard, in a professional style hit no less. Bound to a chair, nothing stolen, shot in the head.
 
2013-01-13 11:54:59 AM

Fail in Human Form: Generation_D: Or wouldn't scam people out of their entry fee, take your pick.

I think you hit the nail on the head. The gates on this place should have "caveat emptor" over the front gates.


I vote "arbeit macht frei."
 
2013-01-13 11:55:33 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: After a cup of coffee, it occurs to me that this is nothing more than a company town for a gun factory. If so, their HR department is comprised of some genius trolls.


Ya build sixteen guns
What do you get?
 
2013-01-13 11:56:33 AM

Raharu: A Randian Paradise


David Queresh would be proud.
 
2013-01-13 11:57:08 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Uranus Is Huge!: After a cup of coffee, it occurs to me that this is nothing more than a company town for a gun factory. If so, their HR department is comprised of some genius trolls.

Ya build sixteen guns
What do you get?


Another day older and deeper in derp?
 
2013-01-13 11:59:07 AM

trotsky: Bennie Crabtree: HAHAHA the walls on their fort design are out of date for repelling even an 1812 artillery attack. This is why history degrees are important, people.

Yeah, a M1 could easily just ram through their walls. There's a reason why the Maginot line was outdated before it was even built.

They really have a hard on for their guns, jeez. I bet they want the "patriots" to buy their AR style weapon from the "ARMS Factory".

Talk about fleecing the rubes. Damn, wish I would have thought of this.


Except the Maginot Line wasnt outdated. Its exact purpose was to make the entire Franco-German border so dangerous and costly to cross that any potential invasion would HAVE to go through Belgium. Which is exactly what happened. That the French and BEF failed spectacularly to stop the ONE avenue of invasion that they themselves forced into existence is not the ML's fault.


If you surround every window and door of your house with pitbulls and barbwire except for one, and you STILL get robbed from that one opening, its not the pitbulls fault.
 
2013-01-13 12:00:01 PM

CADMonkey79: Fail in Human Form: "Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton

Especially with advancements in modern warfare. Awful nice of them to concentrate themselves into a single target though.


I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends rather than a concerted attack by some military force. The walls are to keep people without heavy weapons out, and keep people from taking pot shots into the interior of the compound. At least that's my guess. I don't think anyone seriously thinks they can make some kind of field fortification that keeps the US armed forces from nuking them from space.

/Also it tends to be the ATF/FBI involved in these sorts of things with American civilians and they're not armed quite so heavily as the Army.
 
2013-01-13 12:01:35 PM

Raharu: Waco 2.


Naw. We have drones, now.
 
2013-01-13 12:01:51 PM
Hopefully it will be entirely taken up by gun-nut black gay couples.

What a twist, when the "Leaders" discover they've set themselves up in the middle of a man's-man retreat.
 
2013-01-13 12:02:08 PM

LectertheChef: Fail in Human Form: Generation_D: Or wouldn't scam people out of their entry fee, take your pick.

I think you hit the nail on the head. The gates on this place should have "caveat emptor" over the front gates.

I vote "arbeit macht frei."


"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
 
2013-01-13 12:03:48 PM
I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.
 
2013-01-13 12:05:40 PM

Raharu: Citadel Patriot Agreement


1. Sure are lots of musts and shalls in there for a "voluntary" agreement

2. How much ya wanna bet one of the principals is looking to make a little money reselling ammo to his subjects?
 
2013-01-13 12:06:12 PM
"Water/Power" is in the first defensive area after one breaches the main gate. Good thinking.
 
2013-01-13 12:06:29 PM
so this is a gated community for gun nuts? I give it 8 months before it turns into a Stephen King-ish debacle. (The Dome with concrete walls instead of an alien bell jar).
 
2013-01-13 12:07:36 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: /Also it tends to be the ATF/FBI involved in these sorts of things with American civilians and they're not armed quite so heavily as the Army.


No, they just have the army there as trainers then the ATF uses the equipment. Ask the people of Waco.
 
2013-01-13 12:07:43 PM

Fail in Human Form: Doc Lee: Fail in Human Form: derpy: Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This

That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.

I love the FPSRussia channel. Cool weapons and funny to boot. =)

Producer of FPSRussia was murdered the other day.

So I heard, in a professional style hit no less. Bound to a chair, nothing stolen, shot in the head.


Chickens, roost
 
2013-01-13 12:10:11 PM
Wait, so it's funded by a firearms manufacturing collective, whose profits entirely going to the upkeep of the community?

Isn't that exactly what these people despise?
 
2013-01-13 12:10:30 PM

Fail in Human Form: Doc Lee: Fail in Human Form: derpy: Fail in Human Form: I wonder if they'll be making ARs in their arms center to things like This

That is one of the funniest comedy vids I've seen on YouTube.

I love the FPSRussia channel. Cool weapons and funny to boot. =)

Producer of FPSRussia was murdered the other day.

So I heard, in a professional style hit no less. Bound to a chair, nothing stolen, shot in the head.


Small potatoes for a government capable of pulling off 9/11.
 
2013-01-13 12:10:45 PM

Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.


Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?
 
2013-01-13 12:12:55 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.

Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?


Probably the super-mutants

/My money's on the super-mutants
 
2013-01-13 12:13:25 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7532764/81859523#c81859523" target="_blank">Doktor_Zhivago</a>:</b> <i>Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.

Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?</i>

I like it. But, .12 mm ammo?
 
2013-01-13 12:14:32 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.

Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?


Just keep in mind, those of us who are eaten first will only serve to nourish the super-mutants and make them stronger.
 
2013-01-13 12:16:44 PM

Fail in Human Form: Doktor_Zhivago: Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.

Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?

Probably the super-mutants

/My money's on the super-mutants


REVERSE VAMPIRES!
 
2013-01-13 12:16:46 PM

qorkfiend: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7532764/81859523#c81859523" target="_blank">Doktor_Zhivago</a>:</b> <i>Generation_D: I think its designed more to protect them from the vast hordes of starving city folk who trusted the government and now have nothing once the world ends

Which is STILL likely to favor the zombie horde. 20000 vs 200. Remember the Citadel.

Yeah right. Only if you have a bunch of crappy pansy non-expert marksmen.
That's why i sent my $33. You fark libtards might laugh at me now. But when the shiat goes down I'll be the one surrounded by marine core ranger snipers with ak-15 .12 mm caliber rifles defending liberty and fighting zombie n0bama's injustice while you communist sacks of unpatriotic shiat will be eating the last remnants of canned spam from the blasted remains of what used to be a walmart while running from packs of wild dogs and super-mutants that emerged from radioactive bunkers beneath the earth. Who'll be laughing then?</i>

I like it. But, .12 mm ammo?


Pshh, obviously some kind of librul gun hating pussy. If you knew anything about real guns you'd know all about .12mm ammo. Its the only thing that will stop a supermutant cold.
 
2013-01-13 12:16:49 PM
Thanks for putting me on a few lists, subbhole!
 
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