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2013-01-13 12:33:54 AM
Discount Double-Checked.
 
2013-01-13 12:37:49 AM
Where is your Gouda now?

/GO NINERS!
 
2013-01-13 12:56:47 AM
Good.  Packer fans are irritating.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-13 01:08:43 AM

Klippoklondike: Good.  Packer fans are irritating.


A billion times THIS.
 
2013-01-13 01:19:05 AM
How many people were screaming put Smith in after the first interception
 
2013-01-13 01:20:16 AM
I felt a great disturbance in the NFL, as if millions of fans suddenly jumped off the bandwagon and were suddenly whining. I feel something wonderful has happened.
 
2013-01-13 02:10:56 AM
Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.
 
2013-01-13 02:34:26 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.


I sure hope it comes to that...
 
2013-01-13 03:15:18 AM
How do you spelll Packers the way the native s rponounce it? Pyack-ers?
 
2013-01-13 03:16:51 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.


And you're going to bang the hottest chick afterward...
 
2013-01-13 03:22:57 AM

doyner: Popcorn Johnny: Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.

I sure hope it comes to that...


Me too, just to hear Bill Simmons pat himself on the back for two weeks (that was his preseason prediction).
 
2013-01-13 03:28:47 AM
As a Bears fan, I always enjoy a nice Packers fail. It would have been more enjoyable if the Bears hadn't crapped the bed just as hard when they played the Niners earlier this season, but still...you gotta take what you can get.
 
2013-01-13 03:43:12 AM
Suck it any packer fans living in illinois
 
2013-01-13 03:48:31 AM
Congratulations, 49ers. You got us, you got us twice, in both venues, with fake refs and real refs. You were the better team this season. Best of luck to you.

...but DAMN, I wanted the revenge game against Seattle. That's annoying.
 
2013-01-13 04:00:24 AM
eh whatever. I'll just leave this here.........

Link
 
2013-01-13 04:00:58 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.


I'm okay with that. Substitute Houston for Baltimore and I'm okayer with that
 
2013-01-13 04:17:57 AM
Hey, Green Bay O-line -- THAT'S NOT ALEX SMITH. This guy can run a little, so don't leave any massive holes for him to scamper through, OK?

/sad Packers fan
 
2013-01-13 04:18:10 AM

Gosling: Congratulations, 49ers. You got us, you got us twice, in both venues, with fake refs and real refs. You were the better team this season. Best of luck to you.

...but DAMN, I wanted the revenge game against Seattle. That's annoying.


Well, we wanted the revenge game against the Giants too, but this was still a great game. Very back and forth up through the 3rd; I thought it was going to be a repeat of the Denver/Baltimore game and would come down to the wire. Good, well fought game, though

/preparing for the Harbaugh Bowl
 
2013-01-13 04:36:29 AM
I wanted Colin to win so that he could show that tattooed people are capable of great things.
 
2013-01-13 04:49:32 AM
Now Colin just needs to shave off that stupid thing on his chin.
 
2013-01-13 05:12:49 AM
Whoever wrote that article can't speel kapernicks last name for shiat
 
2013-01-13 05:19:25 AM
As a lifelong Niners fan it feel really good to see them thrashing teams again. That was just an amazing game all around, and Colin was insane! I haven't seen a QB completely smoke a defense like that in ages. That run in the 3rd where he was getting blitzed and completely boxed in and just ran straight out of it was the defining moment of the game for me. No matter what they threw at him he just slipped out of it.

/He looks like the dopey guy in college who plays hackey sack and smokes weed all day, but damn he can BALL!
//Delaney Walker needs to work on his butterfingers
 
2013-01-13 05:25:19 AM
it was a pretty good game until halftime and then things started slipping away. the packers didn't have a great season anyway so i'm not surprised. but yeah, the 49ers quarterback made the packers defense look like a bunch of clowns. he did the most completely convincing fake handoffs i've ever seen. each time he ran with the ball, i would have sworn he handed it off to the running back, and then he takes off and scores a touchdown, and i wasn't the only one. that one replay of matthews looking around in confusion to see who had the ball was just ridiculous.
 
2013-01-13 05:27:02 AM
Kaepernic told the tattoo artist, "make it look like I smeared soiled cat litter up and down my arms."
 
2013-01-13 06:06:42 AM

you are a puppet: Popcorn Johnny: Seattle vs Baltimore is going to be a fun Superb Owl.

And you're going to bang the hottest chick afterward...


He'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade!
 
2013-01-13 06:16:07 AM

SilentStrider: Discount Double-Checked Choked.


FTFY
 
2013-01-13 06:18:07 AM

man metaphysical: Suck it any packer fans living in illinois anywhere


Especially in Indiana.
 
2013-01-13 06:20:57 AM
Mmmmmmm! Burnt cheese!

www.wilsaino.com
 
2013-01-13 06:53:10 AM

enderthexenocide: it was a pretty good game until halftime and then things started slipping away. the packers didn't have a great season anyway so i'm not surprised. but yeah, the 49ers quarterback made the packers defense look like a bunch of clowns. he did the most completely convincing fake handoffs i've ever seen. each time he ran with the ball, i would have sworn he handed it off to the running back, and then he takes off and scores a touchdown, and i wasn't the only one. that one replay of matthews looking around in confusion to see who had the ball was just ridiculous.


This. Those handoffs were amazing. Wish Webb could have done half that well last week.
 
2013-01-13 08:02:28 AM

justtray: enderthexenocide: it was a pretty good game until halftime and then things started slipping away. the packers didn't have a great season anyway so i'm not surprised. but yeah, the 49ers quarterback made the packers defense look like a bunch of clowns. he did the most completely convincing fake handoffs i've ever seen. each time he ran with the ball, i would have sworn he handed it off to the running back, and then he takes off and scores a touchdown, and i wasn't the only one. that one replay of matthews looking around in confusion to see who had the ball was just ridiculous.

This. Those handoffs were amazing. Wish Webb could have done half that well last week.


Still wouldn't have worked- who would the defense have been more afraid of? Webb throwing or Peterson running?
 
2013-01-13 08:27:56 AM

Gosling: Congratulations, 49ers. You got us, you got us twice, in both venues, with fake refs and real refs. You were the better team this season. Best of luck to you.

...but DAMN, I wanted the revenge game against Seattle. That's annoying.


Yeah, pretty much sums up my feelings

Always next year, Go Pack
 
2013-01-13 08:57:42 AM
I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:46 AM

M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.


No I'm not. I'm a Patriots fan. Everyone knows Patriots fans are quiet, respectful, and smell like spring showers.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:54 AM

M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.


Nope. It's not even close. No matter how annoying we may be, we don't shout "BA-BA-BADADADA-GO-PACK-GO!" 85 times a game.
 
2013-01-13 09:14:49 AM
Also, I didn't know Sully Erna was such a good quarterback. What can't he do?
 
2013-01-13 09:26:03 AM
Well based on last nights performance I can say that Colin Kapernick is just like Tim Tebow...

Except:
-stronger
-faster
-smarter
-can throw the ball

Other than that, totally the same
 
2013-01-13 09:30:35 AM
So far CK has proven to be exactly as productive as Mr Smith. Lets see if he can do any better next week.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:10 AM

Klippoklondike: Good.  Packer fans are irritating.


This. The few friends I have that are pasty enough to be packer fans refused to admit this team was not nearly as good as they believed it was. I have beers owed for a full weekend now.
 
2013-01-13 09:54:07 AM

M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.


Not even farking close, I was dragged to a local bar that is huge packer hang out back in the 90s before they won anything, I asked one of the younger fans how he got to he a packer fan. He replied because of how successful the team had been and their long lasting traditions of expecting the best. When I asked how he could know that since the team had sucked almost his entire lifetime most of the bar where we sat got quiet. After a few stumbles over stupid sports fan rants from those around us it came out most only follow them because of family and hadn't lived in green bay for years now.

In closing, fark green bay glad they lost
 
2013-01-13 09:54:50 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.

Nope. It's not even close. No matter how annoying we may be, we don't shout "BA-BA-BADADADA-GO-PACK-GO!" 85 times a game.


I dunnoh, my friend's wife screaming "GO STILLERS" for three hours makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face.
 
2013-01-13 09:57:15 AM

steamingpile: M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.

Not even farking close, I was dragged to a local bar that is huge packer hang out back in the 90s before they won anything, I asked one of the younger fans how he got to he a packer fan. He replied because of how successful the team had been and their long lasting traditions of expecting the best. When I asked how he could know that since the team had sucked almost his entire lifetime most of the bar where we sat got quiet. After a few stumbles over stupid sports fan rants from those around us it came out most only follow them because of family and hadn't lived in green bay for years now.

In closing, fark green bay glad they lost


wow do you walk up to random kids in the mall at Christmas and tell them santa isn't real too?
 
2013-01-13 09:59:44 AM

steamingpile: M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.

Not even farking close, I was dragged to a local bar that is huge packer hang out back in the 90s before they won anything, I asked one of the younger fans how he got to he a packer fan. He replied because of how successful the team had been and their long lasting traditions of expecting the best. When I asked how he could know that since the team had sucked almost his entire lifetime most of the bar where we sat got quiet. After a few stumbles over stupid sports fan rants from those around us it came out most only follow them because of family and hadn't lived in green bay for years now.

In closing, fark green bay glad they lost


Rubbing losing seasons in a little boy's face because he grew up loving the team? You sound like a complete douchebag.

/Not a Packer fan
 
2013-01-13 10:12:18 AM

jbc: Klippoklondike: Good.  Packer fans are irritating.

A billion times THIS.


A quadrillion times THIS. Can't think of a more obnoxious and whiny fan base in all of sports.
 
2013-01-13 10:13:09 AM
As a Bears fan, I have a lot of respect for the Packers organization. They seem to have a pretty good pipeline of talent, continually drafted and developed, and the team is usually disciplined and well-coached.

I hope that's what Emery can bring to Chicago, because what we have is a random smattering of talent surrounded by head scratching level draft picks. The team's offense is unorganized and never in rhythm, and the (once great) defense is going to hit a dry spell thanks to Angelo's MANY misses in the draft.

Both Chicago and Green Bay have fans that are annoying as fark-all. They are usually the ones arguing the loudest with each other.
 
2013-01-13 10:16:35 AM
The tattoo on his right arm looks like an ancient map. "Here there be sex dragons."
 
2013-01-13 10:17:19 AM
Love my team but they got straight up beat on both sides of the ball. I know. That post was soooo annoying, and having a simple chant makes us bad people.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:21 AM
I didn't realize people hated Packer fans that much. We aren't that bad...

The 49ers were by far the better team this year. As frustrating and disappointing as that game was, congrats to them. They played their asses off. I'll be cheering for Russell Wilson and the Seahawks from here on out though.
 
2013-01-13 10:23:15 AM
If Smith was playing, I don't think that first interception would've happened, but the score would've been Packers 35 to whatever permutation the taking away the two rushing TD's cap made, plus 3-5 extra FG attempts.


man metaphysical: Whoever wrote that article can't speel kapernicks last name for shiat


lol wut
 
2013-01-13 10:26:16 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: steamingpile: M0nkeyp0x: I like how most people hate the packers because if their fans.

News flash: you're just as annoying.

Not even farking close, I was dragged to a local bar that is huge packer hang out back in the 90s before they won anything, I asked one of the younger fans how he got to he a packer fan. He replied because of how successful the team had been and their long lasting traditions of expecting the best. When I asked how he could know that since the team had sucked almost his entire lifetime most of the bar where we sat got quiet. After a few stumbles over stupid sports fan rants from those around us it came out most only follow them because of family and hadn't lived in green bay for years now.

In closing, fark green bay glad they lost

Rubbing losing seasons in a little boy's face because he grew up loving the team? You sound like a complete douchebag.

/Not a Packer fan


Can either one of you read, I said BAR.... dumbasses.

The guy was drinking age, this was 93 when atlanta had just traded farvre there and they were acting obnoxious after 20+ years of sucky play. Hell even SNL had a line mocking GB in their skit on the super bowl shuffle.

Some people don't pay attention or follow the NFL at all, you are all forgetting from 68-91 they only had 5 winning seasons. I also had to point out to a green bay fan that was screaming "the university of Georgia stole our G!" That yeah it came from there but the current green bay design was licensed back from UGA based on their redesign.

GB fans act like they invented the game and ignore the 2 decade long streak of suckitude or that they copy designs now. The only credit I give them is having one of the greatest coaches of all time but he's been dead a long time.
 
2013-01-13 10:27:26 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: If Smith was playing, I don't think that first interception would've happened, but the score would've been Packers 35 to whatever permutation the taking away the two rushing TD's cap made, plus 3-5 extra FG attempts.


man metaphysical: Whoever wrote that article can't speel kapernicks last name for shiat

lol wut


I wasn't in favor of benching Smith in the first place, he was playing great before his head got scrambled. But Kapernick is a bonafide starter. After the Superb Owl there's going to be a lot of teams looking to make a trade for Smith I think.
 
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