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2013-01-12 10:56:30 PM
Because of the pies he stole?

chzheroes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-12 11:06:26 PM
Otisburg? OTISBURG!?
 
2013-01-13 12:28:11 AM

vossiewulf: Otisburg? OTISBURG!?





and we're done here
 
2013-01-13 01:04:02 AM
Lex Luthor?  Don't you mean Zorn?
 
2013-01-13 01:17:49 AM
That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-01-13 01:27:01 AM

Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".
 
2013-01-13 02:08:05 AM
"And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill"
 
2013-01-13 02:21:00 AM
Arizona Bay?
 
2013-01-13 02:22:42 AM

angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

[chzheroes.files.wordpress.com image 500x255]

Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".


And that's terrible.
 
2013-01-13 02:31:30 AM
"Silly putty is also a non-Newtonian fluid, but not as useful in a combat situation "
 
2013-01-13 02:51:20 AM
That'll be the day I move back to Annandale.
 
2013-01-13 03:27:30 AM

Uzzah: That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

[mimg.ugo.com image 480x270]


"Hmm, should I save the entire West Coast or her mom in New Jersey...."
 
2013-01-13 04:00:10 AM
In related news, coffee still hot, sky still often blue.
 
2013-01-13 04:41:07 AM

Uzzah: That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

[mimg.ugo.com image 480x270]


Fark Superman, Valerie Perrine was worth seeing Superman for. Then I saw her in Slauterhouse Five. Nice rack.
 
2013-01-13 05:25:50 AM

Crudbucket: angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

[chzheroes.files.wordpress.com image 500x255]

Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

And that's terrible.


Lex Luthor now has diabetes.
 
2013-01-13 06:46:29 AM

poxic: "Silly putty is also a non-Newtonian fluid, but not as useful in a combat situation "


Wrong thread
 
2013-01-13 07:34:01 AM
Okay fine. Someday there's going to be a massive quake that will take out most of CA.

WTF do you want us to do about it?
 
2013-01-13 09:11:43 AM

angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

[chzheroes.files.wordpress.com image 500x255]

Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".


I could have sworn it was pies when I first saw it a long time ago, I didn't even read it this time

/pies on the brain
 
2013-01-13 09:40:26 AM
Came for pics of Superman rage.

Leaving disapp... damn, Miss Tessmacher.... Ok, leaving Satisfied.
 
2013-01-13 12:26:43 PM
Why, did someone create a virtual world where you fly through rings?
 
2013-01-13 12:39:03 PM

Nefarious: angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

[chzheroes.files.wordpress.com image 500x255]

Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

I could have sworn it was pies when I first saw it a long time ago, I didn't even read it this time

/pies on the brain


If you look at the book, I think it was joker or penguin who stole pies. Somehow was never as meme worthy.
 
2013-01-13 12:53:16 PM

Robert Poopsmith: Lex Luthor now has diabetes.


He just stole them, he didn't eat them. He later sold them at Lexy's Best Bakery and made quite a profit.
 
2013-01-13 01:53:57 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I prefer Lex Luger
 
2013-01-13 02:21:05 PM
This is CA. We will build bridges over it and throw trash in it.
 
2013-01-13 02:43:35 PM
Soon.
 
2013-01-13 04:45:48 PM
a 450-mile rupture from San Diego to San Francisco

That's as many as forty-five tens.
And that's terrible.
 
2013-01-13 09:22:23 PM

vossiewulf: Otisburg? OTISBURG!?


Miss Tessmacher, she's got her own place.
 
2013-01-13 10:57:07 PM
Here in this hopeless farking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any farking Time. Any farking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
 
2013-01-13 11:19:51 PM
So..... is California going to slide into the ocean...... or will the rest of the United States?
 
2013-01-13 11:57:46 PM
I, too, just stopped by for "Otisburg".
/standingovation
//rest of thread is full of meh
 
2013-01-14 04:35:11 AM
Earthquake scientist has a beer with Global Warming Climate Change Scientist:
(ES) "Man, I need a raise"
(GCCS) "Just ask for a new grant!"
(ES) "I can't just ask for a new grant! I have to put something down to research!"
(GCCS) (Gives earthquake scientist the hairy eyeball) "So... what is it you research?"
(ES) "Earthquakes, but they only affect regions within 40 miles. But I need like a grant from the Governor to get this underwater house paid down."
(GCCS) "Oh yeah? How do you KNOW they are only effective within 40 miles? Did you do a STUDY? Who knows... the Big One could happen, right?"
(ES) "No that's silly- anybody that knows anything about earthquak-.... oh."
(GCCS) (smiles) "Next beer's on you."
 
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