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Nefarious		2013-01-12 10:56:30 PM

Because of the pies he stole?

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vossiewulf		2013-01-12 11:06:26 PM

Otisburg? OTISBURG!?

NuttierThanEver		2013-01-13 12:28:11 AM

vossiewulf: Otisburg? OTISBURG!?

and we're done here

doyner		2013-01-13 01:04:02 AM

Lex Luthor? Don't you mean Zorn?

Uzzah		2013-01-13 01:17:49 AM

That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

mimg.ugo.com

angrymacface		2013-01-13 01:27:01 AM

Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

MC900ft_Elmo		2013-01-13 02:08:05 AM

"And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill"

SCUBA_Archer		2013-01-13 02:21:00 AM

Arizona Bay?

Crudbucket		2013-01-13 02:22:42 AM

angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

And that's terrible.

poxic		2013-01-13 02:31:30 AM

"Silly putty is also a non-Newtonian fluid, but not as useful in a combat situation "

I Like Bread		2013-01-13 02:51:20 AM

That'll be the day I move back to Annandale.

Nem Wan		2013-01-13 03:27:30 AM

Uzzah: That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

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"Hmm, should I save the entire West Coast or her mom in New Jersey...."

Valiente		2013-01-13 04:00:10 AM

In related news, coffee still hot, sky still often blue.

skinink		2013-01-13 04:41:07 AM

Uzzah: That's some rift, but still not as epic as Miss Tessmacher's cleavage.

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Fark Superman, Valerie Perrine was worth seeing Superman for. Then I saw her in Slauterhouse Five. Nice rack.

Robert Poopsmith		2013-01-13 05:25:50 AM

Crudbucket: angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

And that's terrible.

Lex Luthor now has diabetes.

johnny farker		2013-01-13 06:46:29 AM

poxic: "Silly putty is also a non-Newtonian fluid, but not as useful in a combat situation "

Wrong thread

Old enough to know better		2013-01-13 07:34:01 AM

Okay fine. Someday there's going to be a massive quake that will take out most of CA.

WTF do you want us to do about it?

Nefarious		2013-01-13 09:11:43 AM

angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

I could have sworn it was pies when I first saw it a long time ago, I didn't even read it this time

/pies on the brain

elchupacabra		2013-01-13 09:40:26 AM

Came for pics of Superman rage.

Leaving disapp... damn, Miss Tessmacher.... Ok, leaving Satisfied.

NeverDrunk23		2013-01-13 12:26:43 PM

Why, did someone create a virtual world where you fly through rings?

Fano		2013-01-13 12:39:03 PM

Nefarious: angrymacface: Nefarious: Because of the pies he stole?

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Pies? Those are cakes. It even says "cakes".

I could have sworn it was pies when I first saw it a long time ago, I didn't even read it this time

/pies on the brain

If you look at the book, I think it was joker or penguin who stole pies. Somehow was never as meme worthy.

theorellior		2013-01-13 12:53:16 PM

Robert Poopsmith: Lex Luthor now has diabetes.

He just stole them, he didn't eat them. He later sold them at Lexy's Best Bakery and made quite a profit.

machoprogrammer		2013-01-13 01:53:57 PM

I prefer Lex Luger

PapaChester		2013-01-13 02:21:05 PM

This is CA. We will build bridges over it and throw trash in it.

Rich Cream		2013-01-13 02:43:35 PM

Soon.

Rhett Khan		2013-01-13 04:45:48 PM

a 450-mile rupture from San Diego to San Francisco

That's as many as forty-five tens.
And that's terrible.

Elmo Jones		2013-01-13 09:22:23 PM

vossiewulf: Otisburg? OTISBURG!?

Miss Tessmacher, she's got her own place.

Brainsick		2013-01-13 10:57:07 PM

Here in this hopeless farking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any farking Time. Any farking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Just Another OC Homeless Guy		2013-01-13 11:19:51 PM

So..... is California going to slide into the ocean...... or will the rest of the United States?

AlwaysOnStage		2013-01-13 11:57:46 PM

I, too, just stopped by for "Otisburg".
/standingovation
//rest of thread is full of meh

nemisonic		2013-01-14 04:35:11 AM

Earthquake scientist has a beer with Global ~~Warming~~ Climate Change Scientist:
(ES) "Man, I need a raise"
(GCCS) "Just ask for a new grant!"
(ES) "I can't just ask for a new grant! I have to put something down to research!"
(GCCS) (Gives earthquake scientist the hairy eyeball) "So... what is it you research?"
(ES) "Earthquakes, but they only affect regions within 40 miles. But I need like a grant from the Governor to get this underwater house paid down."
(GCCS) "Oh yeah? How do you KNOW they are only effective within 40 miles? Did you do a STUDY? Who knows... the Big One could happen, right?"
(ES) "No that's silly- anybody that knows anything about earthquak-.... oh."
(GCCS) (smiles) "Next beer's on you."

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