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(Montreal Gazette)   The most Canadian headline ever: Snowmobiler dead after collision with moose   (montrealgazette.com) divider line 88
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2013-01-12 06:07:08 PM  
Efforts to revive him with bowls of hot poutine and a maple syrup transfusion were unsuccessful./How can you tell when a guy's had too much Moosehead?//Antler marks on his thighs.
 
2013-01-12 06:10:33 PM  
Okay, bb browsing sucks for fark.
 
2013-01-12 06:19:43 PM  
Only if his name was Gord or Doug.  *checks article*  Quebec. Fark. Pierre. Of course (!)
 
2013-01-12 06:43:48 PM  
How's the moose doing, eh?
 
2013-01-12 06:47:21 PM  
Nevermind, the article says the moose walked away from the accident.

It also has this, one of the world's weirder sentences: "Brillant drove under the moose and suffered a severe head injury."

It's not like in the movies where you can drive under a moose and escape from the bad guys chasing you.
 
2013-01-12 06:50:04 PM  
Was he also drunk on Labatt's?

brantgoose: It also has this, one of the world's weirder sentences: "Brillant drove under the moose and suffered a severe head injury."


BRILLANT!
 
2013-01-12 06:52:21 PM  
That headline is lacking an apology to be properly Canadian.
 
2013-01-12 06:52:58 PM  

brantgoose: Nevermind, the article says the moose walked away from the accident.


My father had a moose hit his pickup truck once. No, my father didn't hit the moose, the moose hit him. More accurately, it climbed up the embankment, jumped on the hood of the truck, busted in the windshield, took a big moose shiat all over my dad, then jumped back into the woods.

F*cking moose...
 
2013-01-12 06:53:41 PM  
Well, Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
 
2013-01-12 06:56:28 PM  
GAT_00, the article's from Quebec. They're the exception to the politeness rule.
 
2013-01-12 07:27:32 PM  

Highroller48: GAT_00, the article's from Quebec. They're the exception to the politeness rule.


I used to live right across the border from Quebec, so I'm really getting a kick out of this reply...
 
2013-01-12 07:31:34 PM  
All it's missing is something about a maple tree.
 
2013-01-12 07:33:40 PM  
The most Canadian headline ever: Doug the Snowmobiler dead after the bacon and poutine flew in his eyes when he took a swig of his Labatt's, leading to collision with drunk moose who said eh
 
2013-01-12 07:37:42 PM  
No, that could happen in Maine too. But Maine is half Canada anyway. I'm surprised the rest of you haven't given us up.
 
2013-01-12 07:41:09 PM  

vossiewulf: The most Canadian headline ever: Doug the Snowmobiler, who's a real hoser, dead after the bacon and poutine flew in his eyes when he took a swig of his Labatt's, leading to collision with drunk moose who said eh

 
2013-01-12 07:45:31 PM  

mitchcumstein1: vossiewulf: The most Canadian headline ever: Doug the Snowmobiler, who's a real hoser, dead after the bacon and poutine flew in his eyes when he took a swig of his Labatt's, leading to collision with drunk moose who said eh. Damages over $5000, or $700 in real money

 
2013-01-12 07:50:13 PM  
Anyone got a more appropriately local name for a "Canora Dinner Jacket"? and he would have had to had The Hip playing too....
 
2013-01-12 08:40:03 PM  

Highroller48: GAT_00, the article's from Quebec. They're the exception to the politeness rule.


Ah.  Then that makes sense.  The French Quebecois are assholes.
 
2013-01-12 08:52:29 PM  
This headline warms my heart. *sniff*

mojoimage.com
 
2013-01-12 09:55:28 PM  

GAT_00: Highroller48: GAT_00, the article's from Quebec. They're the exception to the politeness rule.

Ah.  Then that makes sense.  The French Quebecois are assholes.


And psychotic drivers, to boot.
 
2013-01-12 10:16:32 PM  
who apologized to whom?
 
2013-01-12 10:16:49 PM  

fusillade762: Was he also drunk on Labatt's?

brantgoose: It also has this, one of the world's weirder sentences: "Brillant drove under the moose and suffered a severe head injury."

BRILLANT!


No, that's Guinness
 
2013-01-12 10:16:51 PM  

fusillade762: Was he also drunk on Labatt's?

brantgoose: It also has this, one of the world's weirder sentences: "Brillant drove under the moose and suffered a severe head injury."

BRILLANT!


farm6.staticflickr.com

Close enough.
 
2013-01-12 10:17:59 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Well, Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.


Came for Monty Python reference, leaving happy.
 
2013-01-12 10:22:01 PM  

vossiewulf: The most Canadian headline ever: Doug the Snowmobiler dead after the bacon ham and poutine flew in his eyes when he took a swig of his Labatt's, leading to collision with drunk moose who said eh


/ftfhosers
 
2013-01-12 10:22:46 PM  
What is worse is that the møøse once slept with his sister.

/What do you expect?
//It's Canada, eh
 
2013-01-12 10:24:30 PM  
I imagine it is kind of hard to drive a snowmobile when your head is flapping around like that.
 
2013-01-12 10:25:36 PM  
This and the idiots we hear about every winter who take their machines out on the (incompletely) frozen lakes and let Darwin shoot and score.
 
2013-01-12 10:26:41 PM  

brantgoose: How's the moose doing, eh?


media.247sports.com
 
2013-01-12 10:32:48 PM  

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a snowmobiler out of my ass!"


"Again?"


www.crazyabouttv.com

 
2013-01-12 10:33:32 PM  

ajgeek: No, that could happen in Maine too. But Maine is half Canada anyway. I'm surprised the rest of you haven't given us up.


cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-01-12 10:34:07 PM  
Was he listening to Rush and trying to put maple syrup on his peameal bacon while also trying to open a Labatt's for a mountie who was eating poutine and watching 'kids in the hall' on the back of the snowmobile when he swerved to miss a beaver thus hitting the moose?

No?

Not the most Canadian headline evar then.

/Soory. Try again Eh.
 
2013-01-12 10:45:20 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I imagine it is kind of hard to drive a snowmobile when your head is flapping around like that.


Thanks for the first funny comment of the thread.
 
2013-01-12 10:45:29 PM  
Latest series of Red Dwarf opened with an extended riff on moose collisions (in Sweden though, so l guess moose must be multilingual or something). Got funnier as it went on.
 
2013-01-12 10:48:57 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com

He should have been paying attention.
 
2013-01-12 10:49:33 PM  

ajgeek: No, that could happen in Maine too. But Maine is half Canada anyway. I'm surprised the rest of you haven't given us up.


Ah, another poor sucker who got stuck up in Northern Maine.
 
2013-01-12 10:49:40 PM  
www.picshag.com
 
2013-01-12 10:50:26 PM  
The headline writer has been sacked.
 
2013-01-12 10:50:53 PM  
Not sure why this gets a dumbass tag.

Moose are like giant ninjas that are built like tanks. Growing up in New Brunswick, we worried way more about coming across a moose than we did bears. My cousin and I climbed a tree once to get away from one that charged us, damn thing simply knocked the tree down. Fortunately, it transferred its rage to the tree and we got out of there. Those things can total a truck, casually get up, give you a dirty look, and then saunter away. I can only imagine what hitting the side of one with a ski-doo would have felt like.
 
2013-01-12 10:52:41 PM  
Link

for those people whose display is wide than 240 pixels.
 
2013-01-12 10:56:07 PM  

mjjt: Latest series of Red Dwarf opened with an extended riff on moose collisions (in Sweden though, so l guess moose must be multilingual or something). Got funnier as it went on.


By the time Cat got involved my sides were splitting. A good series and if I won the lottery I'd sponsor an entire season.
 
2013-01-12 10:57:07 PM  
Fleshy-headed mutant moose, are you friendly?
 
2013-01-12 10:57:24 PM  

llachlan: Not sure why this gets a dumbass tag.


It's for the submitter.
 
2013-01-12 10:59:35 PM  

llachlan: I can only imagine what hitting the side of one with a ski-doo would have felt like.


Felt like death, I expect.
 
2013-01-12 11:08:43 PM  

llachlan: Not sure why this gets a dumbass tag.

Moose are like giant ninjas that are built like tanks. Growing up in New Brunswick, we worried way more about coming across a moose than we did bears. My cousin and I climbed a tree once to get away from one that charged us, damn thing simply knocked the tree down. Fortunately, it transferred its rage to the tree and we got out of there. Those things can total a truck, casually get up, give you a dirty look, and then saunter away. I can only imagine what hitting the side of one with a ski-doo would have felt like.


Came here to say this... is the tag for the submiter?

/just sayin'
//moose are not cows
 
2013-01-12 11:10:44 PM  

Highroller48: Efforts to revive him with bowls of hot poutine and a maple syrup transfusion were unsuccessful./How can you tell when a guy's had too much Moosehead?//Antler marks on his thighs.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-12 11:12:25 PM  
www.iruntheinternet.com
 
2013-01-12 11:17:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 369x259]

He should have been paying attention.


farking ElkMooseBison OMG
 
2013-01-12 11:20:46 PM  
Take off you hoser

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2013-01-12 11:21:43 PM  

bighairyguy: Highroller48: Efforts to revive him with bowls of hot poutine and a maple syrup transfusion were unsuccessful./How can you tell when a guy's had too much Moosehead?//Antler marks on his thighs.


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