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(Complex) Video Kate Upton, Green Acres, purple monkey dishwasher (SFW but golly geez)   (complex.com ) divider line
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2013-01-12 06:56:06 PM  
I believe... and correct me if I'm wrong... but I think I see a nipple.

Or a well placed shadow.
 
2013-01-12 07:12:01 PM  
i735.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 07:45:57 PM  

media.tumblr.com

 
2013-01-12 07:59:12 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I believe... and correct me if I'm wrong... but I think I see a nipple.

Or a well placed shadow.


You sicko, those were udders.
 
2013-01-12 08:03:10 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I believe... and correct me if I'm wrong... but I think I see a nipple.

Or a well placed shadow.


Barely the edge is peeking out, but it's not that big of a deal with all the wet t-shirt stuff she's done.
 
2013-01-12 08:04:33 PM  
I not sure what the point of that was, but it really doesn't matter. That chicken at the beginning of the video is about to be choked.
 
2013-01-12 08:15:18 PM  
This isn't a bookmark.
 
2013-01-12 08:24:03 PM  
Did she get ten years younger and drop a cup size or two?
 
2013-01-12 08:55:37 PM  

King Speedy: ThatGuyGreg: I believe... and correct me if I'm wrong... but I think I see a nipple.

Or a well placed shadow.

Barely the edge is peeking out, but it's not that big of a deal with all the wet t-shirt stuff she's done.


Yeah, I think I thought I saw a hint of areola there at the beginning.
 
2013-01-12 09:10:19 PM  
Subby's link triggered a virus/redirect warning on my computer. Found a less crappy link... and am glad I took the time to look for it.

Youtube Link
 
2013-01-12 09:20:15 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-12 10:45:53 PM  
I liked when she was stroking that cock early in the video.
 
2013-01-12 10:52:07 PM  
Meh. Yet another "celebrity" massaged and force-fed to the public.
 
2013-01-12 11:00:58 PM  

FormlessOne: Meh. Yet another "celebrity" massaged and force-fed to the public.


I would pay good money to massage that girl and force-something her in public.
 
2013-01-12 11:27:41 PM  
Girl pretty.
 
2013-01-12 11:37:45 PM  
Her milking technique is pathetic. You need a good firm progressive squeeze if you want to accomplish anything.
 
2013-01-12 11:43:00 PM  
This would have been a normal sight if her family stayed in southern Michigan.
 
2013-01-12 11:43:23 PM  

HotWingAgenda: FormlessOne: Meh. Yet another "celebrity" massaged and force-fed to the public.

I would pay good money to massage that girl and force-something her in public pubic.


sorry, pet peeve.
 
2013-01-13 12:59:36 AM  

Whatthefark: [i48.tinypic.com image 319x223]


Wow, not only is that a great photo for the topic, but for the first time ever I am realizing that Lenny is Mr. Green from Clue.
 
2013-01-13 01:22:12 AM  
Is it just me, or does she remind you of this?

img.photobucket.com

It's a fat girl's name.
Thank you. I'm not fat.
Not now, but I can see you pushing maximum density.
I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people.
Those born to be fat and those that were once thin but became fat.
When you look at them, you can see that thin person inside.
You're going to get married, squeeze out a few puppies and then...
Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
I'm not that pristine.
 
2013-01-13 02:07:39 AM  
Those shots of the leaves and grass really moved me and made that video a great artistic piece. If it wasn't for the cut away's I wouldn't have enjoyed that video at all.
 
2013-01-13 02:14:42 AM  
That was totally tasteless. That gash should have been naked.
 
2013-01-13 04:59:06 AM  

ybishop: Is it just me, or does she remind you of this?

[img.photobucket.com image 626x518]

It's a fat girl's name.
Thank you. I'm not fat.
Not now, but I can see you pushing maximum density.
I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people.
Those born to be fat and those that were once thin but became fat.
When you look at them, you can see that thin person inside.
You're going to get married, squeeze out a few puppies and then...
Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
I'm not that pristine.


Ringwald got fat and then thin again, so her inner person is winning.
 
2013-01-13 05:07:54 AM  
Nice teats.
 
2013-01-13 05:29:11 AM  
There has never been, nor shall there ever be a SFW link relating to Kate Upton.

No nudity ≠ SFW
 
2013-01-14 03:38:25 AM  
I like that the song is to the tune of Easy E's, Gimmie that Nutt
 
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