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(Jezebel)   Oh FFS I guess it's not possible to expect the GOP to just leave the whole topic of rape alone for one freaking day. Paul Ryan (R)apeublican wants to make sure rapists have the right to sue the raped mothers of their rape babies for custody. Rape   (jezebel.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-12 06:41:17 PM
11 votes:

fusillade762: cannotsuggestaname: what the fark is wrong with these people? I mean seriously, what is wrong?

Playing to their base and hoping nobody else remembers come election day?


This, more than anything else, just proves how out of touch they are with women. When, in the history of human kind, did a woman ever forget an insult.
2013-01-12 07:33:59 PM
8 votes:
You know who ELSE was a Republican who was really into rape?

niviusvir.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-12 04:01:11 PM
7 votes:

MmmmBacon: Thank you, Ryan, for killing any chance you might have had of winning the Presidency in 2016. You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024, and for that I again thank you. Oh, and way to learn from the arse-kicking the GOP took in November 2012, Sir.

What a crazy bastard!


I really never understood the phrase "punchable face" until I saw Paul Ryan.
2013-01-13 01:21:01 AM
6 votes:
A message from the Republican Party

RAPE! GUNS! RAPE! GUNNNNS! BORTIONS! GUNS! BIRF CERTIFICUT!! GUNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!! *pant* *pant* *pant* OH LORDY JEBUS I LOVE GUNNNNNSSSS AND RAPE AND GUNNNNSSSSSS!!!! RAPE! MOOCHERS! MOCHERCLASS! MOOCHER SOCIETY! MOOCHER GUN JEBUS CLASS BORTIONS RAAAAAPPPPPEEE!!! DAY TERK ERRRR GUNNNNZZZZZ! OH GIMME MORE GUNS! GUNS! FER RAPIN' AND MAKIN' RAPE BABIES FOR MORE BORTIONS GUNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

This has been a message from the Republican Party.

GUNNNNNNSSSS!
2013-01-12 04:47:46 PM
6 votes:
Of all the controversial issues they could have picked to make central to their platform, I for one, am glad that the GOP decided to become the pro-rape party.  That's a message that is sure to bring the people out to the polls in huge numbers.
2013-01-12 04:08:39 PM
6 votes:

quickdraw: MmmmBacon: Thank you, Ryan, for killing any chance you might have had of winning the Presidency in 2016. You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024, and for that I again thank you. Oh, and way to learn from the arse-kicking the GOP took in November 2012, Sir.

What a crazy bastard!

I really never understood the phrase "punchable face" until I saw Paul Ryan.


His face is quite punchable. When the Revolution comes, while the Lawyers (and politicians) are lined up against the Wall, Paul Ryan will be set aside from the others, with a line of angry women waiting for their turn to either punch him in the face or kick him in the jumblies. A Fiver slipped to the guards gives a lady both options on her turn.
2013-01-12 08:42:26 PM
5 votes:
I bet $25 space dollars that a Republican will eventually say: "If there's anything 70's porno has shown me it's that women might say no, but they're into by the time the bass starts playing. " or something very similar in the 2013.
2013-01-12 06:38:31 PM
5 votes:

FlashHarry: sure his face is punchable - but it's not reince priebus punchable.


Well I suppose it's a matter of personal taste. But that smirk on Ryan's face just makes me clench my fist. OTOH I think Reince Priebus is a much more punchable name.
2013-01-12 07:25:36 PM
4 votes:
Republicans before Nov. 6, 2010: JOBS!  JOBS!  JOBS!!

Republicans after Nov. 6, 2010:  RAPE!!  ABORTION!! RAPE!! REPEAL OBAMACARE!! RAPE!! CONTRACEPTION!! RAPE!! TRANSVAGINAL PROBES!!  RAPE!! DID WE MENTION RAPE?!?!?  RAAAAAAPE!!!

Yes, Grand Old Party, spend your actual "working" time writing up legislation that has little chance of passing the House, NO CHANCE of passing the Senate, and thus has ZERO chance of reaching the President's desk, where it would get vetoed if it did (which it NEVER will), and have about a -150% chance of overriding the veto.

This a valuable use of your time.  This is why you get six-figure salaries and benefits and privileges up the ying-yang, to spend your time on shiat that you know is going nowhere.

If When it gets shot down in flames, just write-up another one, and try it again!  And again!  And again!
Hell, try it 10, 15, 30 times!!

But remember folks, it's the teachers and the poor people that are the problem with America.

F*cking Republicans.  Biggest group of worthless assholes on earth.
2013-01-13 07:47:39 AM
3 votes:

LeoffDaGrate: OK, so by your reasoning, because a woman carries the unborn child in her womb before birth, that gives her complete control, morally and legally, over the child. That is understandable.

Why then must a woman give up part of that control to a man after birth? Just because a man is capable of caring for the child (feeding, nurturing, teaching, etc.), the woman has already been established as primary care giver by the simple act of carrying the child to term. Why, then, does that change? Do you believe it should change? Isn't the woman always in charge?


well you see Data, the unborn human child is is actually a part of the mother. It is physically attached to her. Her own blood nourishes it. when a human child is born, this is no longer the case, and then the male half, the father, is able to help with the caring of the child as well.

now how is your new humor subroutine working?
2013-01-13 01:58:39 AM
3 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-01-12 11:46:28 PM
3 votes:

clowncar on fire: Contrary to popular belief, not all women are exactly the brightest stewards of their bodies


So it's best that someone mansplain things that they should serve as a forced incubator for nine months.
2013-01-12 11:23:31 PM
3 votes:

quickdraw: I really never understood the phrase "punchable face" until I saw Paul Ryan.


He reminds me of an evil Dick York.

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2013-01-12 11:04:03 PM
3 votes:

xanadian: You know who ELSE was a Republican who was really into rape?


i.imgur.com
2013-01-12 10:52:53 PM
3 votes:
I seriously think that he's a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. This is no garden variety of imbecility.
2013-01-12 10:10:59 PM
3 votes:

dickfreckle: hubiestubert: Forget or simply drop the subject for a few decades?

I had a lengthy reply to this, but suddenly realized it didn't say anything your post hadn't already covered.


See? I CAN do short and to the point posts...
2013-01-12 09:25:50 PM
3 votes:

quickdraw: MmmmBacon: Thank you, Ryan, for killing any chance you might have had of winning the Presidency in 2016. You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024, and for that I again thank you. Oh, and way to learn from the arse-kicking the GOP took in November 2012, Sir.

What a crazy bastard!

I really never understood the phrase "punchable face" until I saw Paul Ryan.


You don't even need a phrase. The Germans have a single word, "backpfeifengesicht." Which basically translates into "a face badly in need of a fist."
2013-01-12 08:01:49 PM
3 votes:
Republicans: for a government small enough to fit in your vagina.
2013-01-12 05:35:55 PM
3 votes:
sure his face is punchable - but it's not reince priebus punchable.
2013-01-12 04:13:29 PM
3 votes:

MmmmBacon: quickdraw: MmmmBacon: Thank you, Ryan, for killing any chance you might have had of winning the Presidency in 2016. You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024, and for that I again thank you. Oh, and way to learn from the arse-kicking the GOP took in November 2012, Sir.

What a crazy bastard!

I really never understood the phrase "punchable face" until I saw Paul Ryan.

His face is quite punchable. When the Revolution comes, while the Lawyers (and politicians) are lined up against the Wall, Paul Ryan will be set aside from the others, with a line of angry women waiting for their turn to either punch him in the face or kick him in the jumblies. A Fiver slipped to the guards gives a lady both options on her turn.


I would definitely go for the face - if only to shut him up. Besides Im not sure he has jumblies.
2013-01-13 12:16:13 PM
2 votes:

s2s2s2: cannotsuggestaname: what the fark is wrong with these people? I mean seriously, what is wrong?

Nothing. They are playing their role to a T. This is part of the plan to push you to the left, where you will be more accepting(as you already are) and even defensive of shiatty policy written by the "right", and pushed further forward by the "left".


So in your mind the GOP is trying to be as radical as they can to make the people vote for the Democrats? ??

That is the stupidest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. Stupider than burghers and troothers. Seriously.
2013-01-13 02:32:33 AM
2 votes:

phuquetarde: A message from the Republican Party

RAPE! GUNS! RAPE! GUNNNNS! BORTIONS! GUNS! BIRF CERTIFICUT!! GUNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!! *pant* *pant* *pant* OH LORDY JEBUS I LOVE GUNNNNNSSSS AND RAPE AND GUNNNNSSSSSS!!!! RAPE! MOOCHERS! MOCHERCLASS! MOOCHER SOCIETY! MOOCHER GUN JEBUS CLASS BORTIONS RAAAAAPPPPPEEE!!! DAY TERK ERRRR GUNNNNZZZZZ! OH GIMME MORE GUNS! GUNS! FER RAPIN' AND MAKIN' RAPE BABIES FOR MORE BORTIONS GUNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

This has been a message from the Republican Party.

GUNNNNNNSSSS!


This was posted on FB today:

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I'm stocking up on abortions, just in case.
2013-01-13 02:06:03 AM
2 votes:

clowncar on fire: Oh for the love of God, would someone please explain to me why this is pro-rapist


clowncar on fire: Unfortunately, rapists occasionally impregnate their victims and are granted coverage under this law is well.


Looks like you did a great job of answering your own question. How efficient of you.
2013-01-13 01:46:19 AM
2 votes:
This...

clowncar on fire: You hear only what you want to hear as long as it supports your beliefs.


was followed by this...

clowncar on fire: The irony of the whole thing is I hear far more threat of violence and banishment- aside from the general frothy hate-- from the anti-gun nutters than the gun lubbers.


and was said without a hint of irony.
2013-01-13 12:11:01 AM
2 votes:
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Never realized how much they looked alike.

/One's a comedian, one's a joke.
2013-01-12 11:09:45 PM
2 votes:

Mrbogey: MSFT: You should punch them in the face.

So now that's the fourth time you've tried to troll me with this line.

Your trolling is obvious.


I tend to remember people who threaten me over clean drinking water.
And then make fun of them.
2013-01-12 10:40:03 PM
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Hmmmm... considering the source of the analysis, I'll take a pass for now


Then here's the same story from an anti-abortionist website.  You are now free to post derp without giving poor ol' Jezebel a clicky-click. You're welcome, candyass.
2013-01-12 10:18:26 PM
2 votes:

mrshowrules: Peter von Nostrand: Hmmmm... considering the source of the analysis, I'll take a pass for now

They provide supporting links (HuffPo) and the Bill is a matter of public record (GovTrack website).  What aspect of the story do you find suspicious?


The "I don't want to believe I support assholes who would do this" part, I'm guessing.
2013-01-12 09:46:24 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: Let us arrange for Mr. Ryan to be raped. He could tell everyone how pleasant it is.


And it would be legitimate since he won't end up pregnant
2013-01-12 09:44:26 PM
2 votes:
2013-01-12 09:15:03 PM
2 votes:
But, if rapists are felons, and felons are automatically bad people, then how can you reconcile giving custody to a rotten con?

Don't forget to show your work.
2013-01-12 07:08:18 PM
2 votes:
Heartbeat from the Presidency.

Oh GOP, you so crazy!
2013-01-12 04:48:53 PM
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: Thank you, Ryan, for killing any chance you might have had of winning the Presidency in 2016. You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024, and for that I again thank you. Oh, and way to learn from the arse-kicking the GOP took in November 2012, Sir.

What a crazy bastard!


I think he may have been that easy "push" when you finally get over the top, but the GOP had a gob-smackingly huge assortment of stupidity, sociopathic behavior problems, and out-in-daylight larceny helping to get him to that pinnacle of jackassery.

I'm not jewish, but I've been at enough seders to remember there's a part of the hagaddah(sp?) going "without X there couldn't have been Y" and so on. There's a story of that epic scale to be made of the 1992-2012 GOP.

/maybe before then too, but I can vouch for the last 20 years of absolute bag-over-head brain damage.
2013-01-13 12:03:25 PM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: cannotsuggestaname: what the fark is wrong with these people? I mean seriously, what is wrong?

Nothing. They are playing their role to a T. This is part of the plan to push you to the left, where you will be more accepting(as you already are) and even defensive of shiatty policy written by the "right", and pushed further forward by the "left".


What?

Seriously, read what you wrote again, then go outside for a bit.
2013-01-13 08:39:15 AM
1 votes:
"We lost the Presidential election, and lost seats in both the House and the Senate. What should we do?"

"We should talk about rape more."
2013-01-13 07:24:20 AM
1 votes:

LeoffDaGrate: Do women do most of the work? Yes.


LOL! "most"???
2013-01-13 05:45:44 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: We heard that before Obama was elected too, but don't worry, this time we mean it!


img248.imageshack.us
"What, me worry?"
2013-01-13 02:36:21 AM
1 votes:
You can pry my abortion from my cold, dead hand.
2013-01-13 01:02:56 AM
1 votes:
farker looks like a Muppet.
2013-01-13 12:37:25 AM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: quickdraw: FlashHarry: sure his face is punchable - but it's not reince priebus punchable.

Well I suppose it's a matter of personal taste. But that smirk on Ryan's face just makes me clench my fist. OTOH I think Reince Priebus is a much more punchable name.

Doocey has the most punch able face I've ever seen


Oh hell yeah. Even if I had never heard a word he said.

Knowing that if Dick Cheney raped a baby in Times Square, Douchey would spin it as creating jobs in the child care industry just makes it easier.
2013-01-13 12:28:45 AM
1 votes:
He's a vagina wonk. It's what he does.

/wonkwonk
2013-01-12 11:47:21 PM
1 votes:

quickdraw: FlashHarry: sure his face is punchable - but it's not reince priebus punchable.

Well I suppose it's a matter of personal taste. But that smirk on Ryan's face just makes me clench my fist. OTOH I think Reince Priebus is a much more punchable name.


Sounds like a medical condition.

Doctor says I have a reince priebus. Need an operation.
2013-01-12 11:46:30 PM
1 votes:
"the life of each human being begins with fertilization, cloning"

Amazingly, there is a ray of light in this bill. Cloning. Most of the die hard conservatives reject cloning as contrary to nature. That is the position of the Catholic Church. http://www.americancatholic.org/News/Cloning/default.asp

So the fact that these people are willing to acknowledge that life could begin with cloning is actually rather liberal.
2013-01-12 11:46:19 PM
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: James F. Campbell: Peter von Nostrand: LOL, so I'm a right winger now?

I should hope that if you weren't a right-winger, you'd be intelligent enough to avoid even the possibility of being mistaken as defending this anathematic grandstanding -- which, so far, you have not avoided at all.

Do you do anything besides hate Republicans?


Everyone's gotta have a hobby.
2013-01-12 11:45:09 PM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: Peter von Nostrand: LOL, so I'm a right winger now?

I should hope that if you weren't a right-winger, you'd be intelligent enough to avoid even the possibility of being mistaken as defending this anathematic grandstanding -- which, so far, you have not avoided at all.


yeah, intelligent people don't criticize what they view as dubious arguments - even if they agree with the purpose of the argument - for fear that morons like James F. Campbell might mistake them for supporting the target of the criticism.
2013-01-12 11:35:53 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Republicans: for a government small enough to fit in your vagina.


But still just big enough to be a real irritant.

/Even with lube.
2013-01-12 11:28:19 PM
1 votes:
Bugger him up the arse and ask if it's legitimate.
2013-01-12 11:20:54 PM
1 votes:

MmmmBacon: You have almost single-handedly given the Presidency to the Democrats until at least 2020, if not 2024


imokaywiththis.jpg

Having a bulletproof Trans Am as the official POTUS Vehicle for President Biden would be kinda awesome.
2013-01-12 11:18:11 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: skullkrusher: Peter von Nostrand: skullkrusher: Somacandra: Peter von Nostrand: Hmmmm... considering the source of the analysis, I'll take a pass for now

Then here's the same story from an anti-abortionist website.  You are now free to post derp without giving poor ol' Jezebel a clicky-click. You're welcome, candyass.

Jezebel is an abortion of a website written by half-literate tittering shiatheads but I have given it 5 clicks to uphold my promise to click 5 times each time a person announces a refusal to click somewhere. You're doing more harm than good by announcing it.

The way I read it, a state or territory can sue or seek an injunction to prevent an abortion, which is bad enough and terribly written. I don't see any reason to throw in some non-sense about rapists suing or whatever

that's why

At least you're a half-glass full kind of person, since you said they're half-literate


Hmmm.. maybe I should stop drinking now
2013-01-12 10:52:04 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: candyass


Hershey Highway?

/don't mind me i'm drunk toniht
2013-01-12 10:49:07 PM
1 votes:
Keep farking that chicken

www.campbellfoodservice.com
2013-01-12 10:48:02 PM
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: Jezebel.com

Not even once.


The trick is to get in there and find their reference link as quickly as you can, and then get the hell out of there. Not unlike any other scouting mission. I always feel like my genitals are about to be removed when I go there.

Come to think of it, I get the same feeling at regular Gawker, too. Lifehacker is pretty cool, though.
2013-01-12 09:46:51 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Forget or simply drop the subject for a few decades?


I had a lengthy reply to this, but suddenly realized it didn't say anything your post hadn't already covered.
2013-01-12 09:44:21 PM
1 votes:
Let us arrange for Mr. Ryan to be raped. He could tell everyone how pleasant it is.
2013-01-12 09:20:20 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Republicans: for a government small enough to fit in your vagina.


Especially if we don't want it there. That only seems to excite them further.
2013-01-12 09:19:52 PM
1 votes:

quickdraw: fusillade762: cannotsuggestaname: what the fark is wrong with these people? I mean seriously, what is wrong?

Playing to their base and hoping nobody else remembers come election day?

This, more than anything else, just proves how out of touch they are with women. When, in the history of human kind, did a woman ever forget an insult.


Forget or simply drop the subject for a few decades?
2013-01-12 07:55:21 PM
1 votes:
There are few laws that could be enacted that would increase the likelihood that a woman would want an abortion.  I imagine knowing her rapist could sue for custody, and therefore become a permanent part of her life, would do it!
2013-01-12 06:58:36 PM
1 votes:
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"If you happen to have a chatty GOP member as a passenger, ask him to do this one thing: SHUT THE FARK UP."
2013-01-12 06:56:28 PM
1 votes:
www.quotecollection.com

Paul Ryan. (File photo).

/hot
2013-01-12 05:10:49 PM
1 votes:
but if she got pregnant it wasn't really rape
 
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