baronbloodbath: Keep your room. Nazis were probably less strict.
indarwinsshadow: But anal sex on the kitchen table is still a go, right?
proteus_b: drewogatory: As someone whose household is suffering thru an immature and selfish roomate, I'm seriously regretting NOT having a list of rules.You should have said something when I moved in. By the way I ate your leftovers, do you mind making more, I'm still kind of hungry...
walrusonion: not sound like a racist but, I guarantee you this landlord is Pakistani.
Gordon Bennett: This is when you send all of your mates around one at a time to view the room, each one blind stinking drunk and messily devouring a pork pie throughout the entire tour.
drewogatory: As someone whose household is suffering thru an immature and selfish roomate, I'm seriously regretting NOT having a list of rules.
Big Merl: Wait, I've seen this before. You must bring with you two pairs of black socks, one pair of Combat boot, one lack ski mask, two pairs of black pants, two pairs of Black shirts, one portable mattress and $500 personal burial money.
realmolo: walrusonion: not sound like a racist but, I guarantee you this landlord is Pakistani.Absolutely.The cultures of Pakistan and India tend to turn their people into lying, OCD lunatics. And I hate to sound racist, but there it is.
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