ZAZ: This is for rental of a room, not a fully equipped apartment. These are roommate rules as much as tenant rules.
baronbloodbath: Keep your room. Nazis were probably less strict.
walrusonion: not sound like a racist but, I guarantee you this landlord is Pakistani.
Bonzo_1116: ZAZ: This is for rental of a room, not a fully equipped apartment. These are roommate rules as much as tenant rules.Yeah, but even as roommate rules this is control-freak territory. The rent better be suuuuper cheap for that asshole to find anybody.
realmolo: walrusonion: not sound like a racist but, I guarantee you this landlord is Pakistani.Absolutely.The cultures of Pakistan and India tend to turn their people into lying, OCD lunatics. And I hate to sound racist, but there it is.
indarwinsshadow: But anal sex on the kitchen table is still a go, right?
Big Merl: Wait, I've seen this before. You must bring with you two pairs of black socks, one pair of Combat boot, one lack ski mask, two pairs of black pants, two pairs of Black shirts, one portable mattress and $500 personal burial money.
drewogatory: As someone whose household is suffering thru an immature and selfish roomate, I'm seriously regretting NOT having a list of rules.
proteus_b: drewogatory: As someone whose household is suffering thru an immature and selfish roomate, I'm seriously regretting NOT having a list of rules.You should have said something when I moved in. By the way I ate your leftovers, do you mind making more, I'm still kind of hungry...
Krikkitbot: This is a picture of the landlord[data.whicdn.com image 469x500]
ph0rk: Dishes left in the sink for days at a time? Rendering chicken carcasses for hours at a time?Sure, rules are evil, but most would complain if their roommate did this things regularly. He who holds the lease makes the rules, apparently.
Fano: "Pots are to be kept inside the oven when not in use." Guess the nationality.
Amos Quito: Fano: "Pots are to be kept inside the oven when not in use." Guess the nationality.German?
Anenu: What gets me aren't the behavior rules as much as the visitor rules which basically mean that you will never have your friends over and if you family visits town they won't be able to see your place because you didn't inform your landlord early enough. That and the fact that some of the rules seem intentionally vague so the landlord can really kick you out at any time desired for being to noising or because he thinks you stole some of his shampoo.
jtown: indarwinsshadow: But anal sex on the kitchen table is still a go, right?Oh, man, that reminds me of the time I was looking for a room to rent in SoCal and I walked into the most bizarre home interior I've ever seen. It was a large place, easily 5,000 square feet and I only saw four rooms in the downstairs portion and came to the conclusion that it was a porn set. The large room to the left of the entry had a floor that was raised 2 steps up from ground level with stone (possibly marble) columns about 4' high with stone busts on top (heads, not boobs) on each corner of the raised area. There were fake plants all the way around the edge on ground level and the only furnishing in the room on the raised area was a Queen Anne sofa backed by red, velvet drapery hanging from the ceiling to the floor. So we go up onto the platform, across the other side, and down into the kitchen.Huge room. 35-40' on a side. There's the usual high-end kitchen along two walls two walls and a gigantic, marble island right in the center of the room. Totally impractical placement if the island was intended for cooking prep. But perfect placement if you want to make sure there's room for cameras and lighting equipment on all sides. I'm pretty sure there was a lot of anal going on in that kitchen. Then they showed me what would be my room. Looks like it was a den or something. Wet bar along one wall. And my bathroom would have been a guest bathroom that "nobody ever uses". Right. If nobody ever uses it, why are there a dozen different body washes, shampoos, and conditioners in the shower and a bunch of brushes and loofahs? Looked like a hose-off-the-jizz shower to me.I was kinda tempted to take the room but decided I didn't want a bunch of weirdness at home. Even if it was totally legit and the owner just had a weird sense of home decor, the vibe I got from him was a bit creepy. I ended up renting a room in a normal, boring house.
BumpInTheNight: Reminds me of the sort of BS rules my mom used to push upon her boarders.
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