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2013-01-12 04:02:56 PM
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2013-01-12 09:01:13 PM
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2013-01-13 10:18:36 AM
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(I just realized I read this theme wrong, but screw it, Ima post it anyway!)
 
2013-01-13 12:19:09 PM

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(I just realized I read this theme wrong, but screw it, Ima post it anyway!)


 I was a bit confused too. Nice shop though.
 
2013-01-13 12:47:58 PM
Me too
 
2013-01-13 08:08:05 PM
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2013-01-15 01:45:48 AM
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2013-01-15 03:04:50 AM
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2013-01-17 09:47:30 AM
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2013-01-18 12:32:52 AM
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2013-01-18 01:06:27 AM
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2013-01-18 01:20:21 AM
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Iranian born director Asghar Farhadi won five oscars for Best Foreign Language film.
Why would Iran need to put out a movie to counter Argo?
 
2013-01-18 09:03:23 AM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 359x539]

Iranian born director Asghar Farhadi won five oscars for Best Foreign Language film.
Why would Iran need to put out a movie to counter Argo?


Bruised egos.
 
2013-01-18 09:05:13 AM

snake_beater: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 359x539]

Iranian born director Asghar Farhadi won five oscars for Best Foreign Language film.
Why would Iran need to put out a movie to counter Argo?

Bruised egos.


Disregard that, I missed the joke.
 
2013-01-18 09:08:34 AM
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2013-01-18 09:35:59 AM
Americans Go Home!

Ayatollah: Those stinking Americans are really messing up my Islamic Nation. How can we get rid of them?

Aide: We sent armed student radicals in to their embassy to chase them out but they all just sit in a corner quivering with their hands over their heads.

Ayatollah: What a weird bunch of idiots. No wonder Allah hates them so much.

Aide: Perhaps I can find someone to reason with the Americans. Get them to leave so we can get back to some serious praying.

Ayatollah: Do it soon. I am old . My penis has already turned to dust. Soon I shall follow.

Aide: You say you can make the Americans leave the embassy? That would be great. We walked them outside to shoo them down the street and they just put blindfolds over their eyes and pleaded for mercy.

John Candy: Yeah. As a Candian, I get Americans. They can be difficult to deal with. Tell you what. Give me a bag of money and I'll take care of your American problem. It will be taken care of.

Aide: He is a bag of money we found under the Shah of Iran's bed. Take it will our blessing.

John Candy goes down to the Embassy. He walks past the student guards by saying "I'm Canadian".

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: I am very glad you are here. I have been trying to get these Americans out of here so we can turn this place in to a mosque. Sure, there's a mosque down the street and there's a mosque across the street but I feel there has to be yet another mosque right here where this embassy is. We can start construction with a bunch of Americans in the basement.

Candy: I see your problem. You can't have too many mosques. They're like Starbucks.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: This is 1978. Your reference doesn't work.

Candy: Uh, Timm Horton's?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Better.

Candy: Have you tried expressing your desires for these people to leave?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Every time I go down there and open my mouth, they start screaming and pleading. They don't shut up. It's very hard to have a dialog with all the yelling!

Candy: Let me give it a shot.

John Candy leaves. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks around, sees no one is there and pulls out a magazine called "Babes Without Burqas". John Candy comes right back and he quickly hides the magazine.

Candy: Man, they can scream. I think they broke my ear drum.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: You know what? I'm thinking let them have this place. I'll build a mosque right across the street next to the other mosque. Allah will allow it.

Candy: Nothing doing. You got your heart set on a mosque right here and that's what we'll do. Just give me time to come up with something.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Okay. You may use the office outside this office. But when you have your idea, please knock.

Candy: Will do.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: And you may hear things in this office. It is just me... praying.

Montage of Candy plotting. He uses a chalkboard with a complex formula, looks over maps of the embassy and uses tools like protractors and slide rules. Suddenly, he gets and idea.

Basement of the Embassy. All the hostages are huddled together with blindfolds over their eyes. Suddenly the fire alarm goes off and John Candy runs in to the room.

Candy: Fire! Everybody out! C'mon Fire! The place is going up.

Hostages begin screaming and yelling but no one's moving. Candy gives up.

Back in Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's office:

Candy: Well, I failed you. I'd like to try again, but I'm a Canadian. We only give it one try. Plus, it's been three months since I had a donut. I have to go back home.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Thank you for your solitary effort. Do not worry. I have hired a consultant for the United States to get rid of these pesky Americans. He has just flown over in an F-111. Please meet Mr. George Blush.(*)

George H. W. Bush: Uh, that's Bush. But you don't have to remember the name, good Canadian. Nice to meet you.

Candy: What ever. I have a bag of money and a date with a donut. I'm a happy Canadian.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: So, what is your plan, Mr. Blush, er bush.

Bush: (diabolical) We play the waiting game, Mr. Ahmadinejad. We play the waiting game. Say, what's all this sticky stuff on the wall of you office? Smell like Georgie Junior's bedsheets in here.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: He is your child.

Bush: He's thirty five. We worry about him, the little booger miner.

(*) True story (citation needed) There was a guy in St. Louis who said he flew George H. W. Bush to Iran in 1979 in an F-111. He and his wife were protected by Seals who were waiting outside the crappy hotel room. Riverfront Times Weekly Newspaper.
 
2013-01-18 09:40:26 AM
After watching the Oliver Stone "American History" series on Showtime, I am pretty sure he would love to produce the Iranian version of Argo and would probably do so gratis.
 
2013-01-18 09:45:33 AM
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/my first time
 
2013-01-18 09:52:10 AM
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also starring J-WOW as J-LO!
 
2013-01-18 09:55:32 AM
Iran's version: "Oh, we totally knew they weren't really a film crew, but we were just to chill to do anything about it, so like, whatever. You guys are so lame."
 
2013-01-18 10:30:18 AM
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The script is up there, somewhere.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:37 AM
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2013-01-18 11:38:15 AM
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2013-01-18 02:00:31 PM
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2013-01-18 02:04:35 PM
Hero Lootie delivering ice cold beers to the Katrina relief workers.
 
2013-01-18 04:03:55 PM
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/always late to the party, but I still want to play!
 
2013-01-18 04:22:21 PM
Yes, the Iranian movie is titled "Lood Imple".
 
2013-01-18 07:57:33 PM

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This is genuinely(feel like I must state this here)interesting to me, would you care to elucidate this a little. I can't get what you are trying to say.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:31 PM

George Babbitt: eyeoftheaxis: [i.imgur.com image 623x850]

This is genuinely(feel like I must state this here)interesting to me, would you care to elucidate this a little. I can't get what you are trying to say.


Between the click of the handcuffs and the clap of the gavel, the sociopath finds religion.
 
2013-01-18 10:53:28 PM

eyeoftheaxis: George Babbitt: eyeoftheaxis: [i.imgur.com image 623x850]

This is genuinely(feel like I must state this here)interesting to me, would you care to elucidate this a little. I can't get what you are trying to say.

Between the click of the handcuffs and the clap of the gavel, the sociopath finds religion.


I'm familiar with the old adage about lip service faith stemming from the 'Jesus or Jail' judges, but what opposing/losing entity are you setting up to give their point of view to seem more sympathetic?
 
2013-01-18 11:15:23 PM

George Babbitt: eyeoftheaxis: George Babbitt: eyeoftheaxis: [i.imgur.com image 623x850]

This is genuinely(feel like I must state this here)interesting to me, would you care to elucidate this a little. I can't get what you are trying to say.

Between the click of the handcuffs and the clap of the gavel, the sociopath finds religion.

I'm familiar with the old adage about lip service faith stemming from the 'Jesus or Jail' judges, but what opposing/losing entity are you setting up to give their point of view to seem more sympathetic?


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