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(KHOU Houston)   Today's "attractive female high school teacher trading her yearbook photo for a mug shot after doing the sex with students thing" comes to us from Houston. Bonus: a neighbor interviewed on camera says he hope she gets sentenced like a man would   (khou.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-12 12:37:14 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
ecl
2013-01-12 01:07:55 PM  
2 votes:

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


25.media.tumblr.com
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!@!@#!


/You're pathetic
2013-01-13 01:19:08 AM  
1 votes:
Because 16 goes into 40 a lot easier than 40 into 16....
2013-01-12 03:15:58 PM  
1 votes:
Just me?
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
2013-01-12 01:56:44 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: wxboy: Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.

Probably depends if she attempts to destroy evidence, too. If she doesn't, then she won't be convicted on those two counts, and will presumably get a lower sentence. It's almost as if sentencing is dependent on what you're convicted on, rather than how you've been crucified in the media.


Theaetetus, there's a well known and very wide sentencing disparity between male and female offenders for the same crimes. In fact, it is the largest known demographic disparity in the U.S., being many times larger than the difference between whites and minorities.

I know you like to fight the righteous feminist fight in any thread where it is even tangentially related, and in your mind, it is impossible for men to ever be victims or be persecuted in any way, but just give it up this time.
2013-01-12 01:37:21 PM  
1 votes:
Aaaand Number 40 discovers what happens when he baits the basement dwelling, 40 plus, virgins at Fark. lol
2013-01-12 01:13:33 PM  
1 votes:

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


She won't sleep with you. Why?

static.prtst.net
2013-01-12 12:49:38 PM  
1 votes:
Whats are she looking at?

i309.photobucket.com
2013-01-12 12:47:13 PM  
1 votes:
The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.
2013-01-12 12:30:53 PM  
1 votes:
this is a bit boring now

you may as well link articles about £40 parking fines or plans to clean a municipal pool before spring
2013-01-12 12:29:37 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: wxboy: Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.

Probably depends if she attempts to destroy evidence, too. If she doesn't, then she won't be convicted on those two counts, and will presumably get a lower sentence. It's almost as if sentencing is dependent on what you're convicted on, rather than how you've been crucified in the media.


Agreed. If all he had done was bone the kid, he would have gotten six months probation like women usually get. But he boned the kid, and tampered with evidence. So the judge gave him 45 years. Totally makes sense.
2013-01-12 12:28:05 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: " You're not setting a good example for kids or nothing," said Mary Johnson

I'll take "Ironic Statements" for $200.00, Alex.
2013-01-12 12:27:39 PM  
1 votes:
Attractive on Fark means less than 200 pounds.
 
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