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(KHOU Houston)   Today's "attractive female high school teacher trading her yearbook photo for a mug shot after doing the sex with students thing" comes to us from Houston. Bonus: a neighbor interviewed on camera says he hope she gets sentenced like a man would   (khou.com) divider line 87
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2013-01-12 12:11:47 PM  
Sentenced to prison rape?
 
2013-01-12 12:11:52 PM  
Attractive?
 
2013-01-12 12:13:40 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


since it's Houston I would assume she was also successful...*checks article* nope just attractive
 
2013-01-12 12:14:16 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


I think he meant to put "Hot." It's Fark code for "fugly, most-likely obese."
 
2013-01-12 12:14:33 PM  
He is hot!
 
2013-01-12 12:16:05 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


Not sure, non-mugshot photos needed.

Well? People? We're waiting.
 
2013-01-12 12:17:18 PM  
FTFA: "I don't want to talk about it. She's a friend of mine," said one woman an attention whore across the street.
 
2013-01-12 12:19:21 PM  
Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.
 
2013-01-12 12:20:08 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


Well, if you were to rate her against the teachers where I went to high school, she would be smoking hot.
 
2013-01-12 12:21:54 PM  
Bonus: a neighbor interviewed on camera says he hope she gets sentenced like a man would

Apparently they changed the video, Subby. Either that or you're listening to the voices in your head again.
 
2013-01-12 12:23:55 PM  

EvilEgg: Rockstone: Attractive?

Well, if you were to rate her against the teachers where I went to high school, she would be smoking hot.


Right. I mean, where were these women when I was in school? All I had were either lumpy blobs or they looked like Olive Oyl. I feel cheated.
 
2013-01-12 12:24:04 PM  

wxboy: Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.


Probably depends if she attempts to destroy evidence, too. If she doesn't, then she won't be convicted on those two counts, and will presumably get a lower sentence. It's almost as if sentencing is dependent on what you're convicted on, rather than how you've been crucified in the media.
 
2013-01-12 12:26:17 PM  
That is my schood district.
 
2013-01-12 12:27:06 PM  
Overzealous incident, isolated staffer.
 
2013-01-12 12:27:39 PM  
Attractive on Fark means less than 200 pounds.
 
2013-01-12 12:28:05 PM  
FTA: " You're not setting a good example for kids or nothing," said Mary Johnson

I'll take "Ironic Statements" for $200.00, Alex.
 
2013-01-12 12:28:13 PM  
Looks kinda like Minnie Driver but with a more feminine jawline.
 
2013-01-12 12:28:38 PM  
The article seems to be dancing around the gender of the student.
 
2013-01-12 12:29:37 PM  

Theaetetus: wxboy: Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.

Probably depends if she attempts to destroy evidence, too. If she doesn't, then she won't be convicted on those two counts, and will presumably get a lower sentence. It's almost as if sentencing is dependent on what you're convicted on, rather than how you've been crucified in the media.


Agreed. If all he had done was bone the kid, he would have gotten six months probation like women usually get. But he boned the kid, and tampered with evidence. So the judge gave him 45 years. Totally makes sense.
 
2013-01-12 12:29:53 PM  

minoridiot: That is my schood district.


I assume your grades were good, apart from spelling.
 
2013-01-12 12:30:53 PM  
this is a bit boring now

you may as well link articles about £40 parking fines or plans to clean a municipal pool before spring
 
2013-01-12 12:32:19 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


Come on. Maybe English is the submitters second language. Maybe it means "hey, dog face".
 
2013-01-12 12:36:25 PM  

Rockstone: Attractive?


For 40, she isn't bad at all.
 
2013-01-12 12:36:28 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: minoridiot: That is my schood district.

I assume your grades were good, apart from spelling.



Snert.
 
2013-01-12 12:37:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-12 12:38:35 PM  

EvilEgg: Rockstone: Attractive?

Well, if you were to rate her against the teachers where I went to high school, she would be smoking hot.


I attended HS back in the 1980's, and agree with your statement....

/ many of my teachers were Cryptkeeper-level fugly
 
2013-01-12 12:40:56 PM  

Another Government Employee: Rockstone: Attractive?

For 40, she isn't bad at all.


not at all - the triangle/circle tattoo in the middle of her face is an odd choice, tho.


not clicking the video
 
2013-01-12 12:41:44 PM  

anindependent: Theaetetus: wxboy: Presumably "sentenced like a man would be" will mean 45 years in the slammer like this guy.

Probably depends if she attempts to destroy evidence, too. If she doesn't, then she won't be convicted on those two counts, and will presumably get a lower sentence. It's almost as if sentencing is dependent on what you're convicted on, rather than how you've been crucified in the media.

Agreed. If all he had done was bone the kid, he would have gotten six months probation like women usually get. But he boned the kid, and tampered with evidence. So the judge gave him 45 years. Totally makes sense.


Yes, that's exactly what happened. No hyperbole or anything. Got it in one. You sure are smart.
 
2013-01-12 12:41:50 PM  
At my high school the Jesuits were not known for their hotness.
 
2013-01-12 12:41:51 PM  

Spanky McStupid: FTA: " You're not setting a good example for kids or nothing," said Mary Johnson

I'll take "Ironic Statements" for $200.00, Alex.


In the video it's actually "you're not setting no kind of example for the kids, you know, or nothing." At about 1:40.

/wondering if Mary Johnson is her real name
 
2013-01-12 12:42:52 PM  

EvilEgg: Rockstone: Attractive?

Well, if you were to rate her against the teachers where I went to high school, she would be smoking hot.


Yeah, she'd rate highly compared to the seasoned old battleaxes I had to endure in school. One had a scar from her neck all the way up the side of her head from a domestic dispute with her husband. She shot and killed the bastard. That was one classroom where you didn't dare stick a toe out of line.
 
2013-01-12 12:43:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1184]


"Consequances"?

Whoever wrote that sign has several issues with teachers, beyond the mere sex with students bit.
 
2013-01-12 12:47:13 PM  
The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.
 
2013-01-12 12:49:38 PM  
Whats are she looking at?

i309.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 12:52:07 PM  
Number40:

Damn bro, you really told them, haha.
 
2013-01-12 12:52:45 PM  
Would.
 
2013-01-12 12:52:55 PM  
Lol at MRAs. That is all.
 
2013-01-12 12:52:57 PM  

letrole: this is a bit boring now

you may as well link articles about £40 parking fines or plans to clean a municipal pool before spring


We'll give it a rest when the school system catches up with the Catholic Church, still a ways to go.
 
2013-01-12 12:54:30 PM  

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


Hi-ho Angry Virgin, away!
 
2013-01-12 12:57:42 PM  

TheOther: Whats are she looking at?

[i309.photobucket.com image 640x360]


In anticipation of her jail time for molesting a child, the defendant practices her 1000-yard stare.
 
2013-01-12 12:57:46 PM  

Theaetetus: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1184]

"Consequances"?

Whoever wrote that sign has several issues with teachers, beyond the mere sex with students bit. women


More likely.
 
2013-01-12 01:03:44 PM  
she looks like death warmed over.
 
2013-01-12 01:04:29 PM  

Super Chronic: Spanky McStupid: FTA: " You're not setting a good example for kids or nothing," said Mary Johnson

I'll take "Ironic Statements" for $200.00, Alex.

In the video it's actually "you're not setting no kind of example for the kids, you know, or nothing." At about 1:40.

/wondering if Mary Johnson is her real name


Can't play video but have an idea of what Mary looks like.

Also, charges are really non specific.
 
2013-01-12 01:05:07 PM  

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


you sound bitter.
 
2013-01-12 01:05:33 PM  
Thank you for using "attractive teacher" instead of "smokin' hot". Now I won't have to
use this!

i16.photobucket.com
 
ecl
2013-01-12 01:07:55 PM  

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


25.media.tumblr.com
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!@!@#!


/You're pathetic
 
2013-01-12 01:11:46 PM  

Theaetetus: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 850x1184]

"Consequances"?

Whoever wrote that sign has several issues with teachers, beyond the mere sex with students bit.


Another farker posted it, I just stole/borrowed it
 
2013-01-12 01:12:03 PM  
I deem her to be doable ...
 
2013-01-12 01:12:42 PM  

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 01:13:33 PM  

Number40: The commenters above who think she's not attractive are laughable. You probably have never touched a nekkid female. But that's okay. You're cool for saying she's "fugly" and clearly not up to your standards. That raises your self esteem. Here's an idea - take a shower, trim your nose hair and have your mom wash a fresh batch of clothes for her to match up for you to wear. Then maybe you'll have a chance - however small - of an actual conversation with a non-related human female. Who knows? You have enough conversations with women who have low enough standards, you might just be able to sexually disappoint one. And lie as you might to yourself and others, the one who finally - FINALLY - agrees to let you plow her won't be a fraction as good looking as this woman. But in the meantime, go ahead and feel cool saying she isn't all that. That'll really keep you warm tonight.


She won't sleep with you. Why?

static.prtst.net
 
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