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(NewsMax)   Michael Savage calls for "charismatic leader" to found new "Nationalist Party" opposed to "multiculturalism." Yeah, because it worked out so well for the world the last time   (newsmax.com ) divider line
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2013-01-12 10:12:50 AM  
I'm all for it, since it will take away a large part of the GOP base.
 
2013-01-12 10:18:43 AM  

St_Francis_P: I'm all for it, since it will take away a large part of the GOP base.


I'm not, because I paid attention in history class.
 
2013-01-12 10:24:11 AM  

Shostie: St_Francis_P: I'm all for it, since it will take away a large part of the GOP base.

I'm not, because I paid attention in history class.


It can't happen here ;-)
 
2013-01-12 10:25:32 AM  
Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?
 
2013-01-12 10:27:26 AM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


That Obama's a bad, bad man.
 
2013-01-12 10:27:36 AM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


The President is black.
 
2013-01-12 10:29:21 AM  
Oh subby, I don't think it's any secret that Savage is a fascist
 
2013-01-12 10:36:42 AM  
Americans can't even agree cilantro tastes like the devil's asshole. Of course there'd be someone who wants to found a modern Nazi party. He probably puts cilantro in his morning coffee.
 
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2013-01-12 10:54:27 AM  
Didn't George Wallace try that once?
 
2013-01-12 10:58:12 AM  
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
 |: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
  Über alles in der Welt! :|
 
2013-01-12 11:08:35 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

The USA already has such a party, Mr. Savage. Maybe you should join it.

/by the way, how are the autistic kids of America doing, Mike?
 
2013-01-12 11:09:00 AM  

Weaver95: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
 |: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
  Über alles in der Welt! :|


No. California Uber alles...

Califoria uber alles
California above all others
California uber alles
California uber alles
I'm your governor Pete Wilson, ya know
The baddest governor to ever grab the mic and go
BOOOM !

Gimme a budget and watch me hack it !
Gimme a beat and I'll show you how to jack it !
I give the rich a giant tax loophole
I leave the poor living in a poophole
At time when Aids is in a crisis
I cut health care and I raise prices
Sales tax, snack tax, excise tax
Information attack with a newspaper tax
Hit the pocket books of working families
Increase tuition at the universities
Some day I'll command all o' you
Even your kids are gonna pray to me in school
Soon I'm gonna be the president
You might remember the last one this state sent

 I'm so proud to know the Great Communicator
Wanna be known as the Great Incarcerator
I'll blow environmentalists away
And I'll be the fuhrer some day
I'll keep cuttin' Public Education
even though we rang 54th in the nation
I've got a plan for all the minorities
Send'em to the California Youth Authorities
From San Francisco Urban Elementary
to Pelican Bay State Penitentiary
There they can work for the master race
and always wear a happy face
Close your eyes, it can't happen here
Big Brother in a squad car's comin' near
Come enjoy the surf and the sun
and help California number one !


Now it's 1992
Knock knock at your front door, yo guess who ?!
It's the suede denim secret police
They've come to your house for your longhaired niece
Gonna send her off to a camp
'cause she's been accused of growing hemp
Don't worry it's only a shower
And now for your clothes here's a pretty flower
Gonna die on malathion gas
The serpent's egg has always been hatched
People starvin' and livin' in the streets
because they tried to mess with me President Pete
 
2013-01-12 11:11:05 AM  

doglover: Americans can't even agree cilantro tastes like the devil's asshole.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-12 11:16:50 AM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


It means Mr Savage-Weiner is a super-mega-hyper-über-nutball

If he were any more fascist, he'd be a liberal, amirite!?!?
 
2013-01-12 11:24:18 AM  

GAT_00: Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?

The President is black near.


FTFY

Weaver95: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
 |: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
  Über alles in der Welt! :|


You know that song was Germany's anthem  before it washiatler's? The lyrics date to 1848 (the tune was written by Haydn in 1797) and was only made official in 1922. The first lines are about how Germans need to stop squabbling amongst the various city-states  over trivial mattes and join together as one nation.

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 516x92]

The USA already has such a party, Mr. Savage. Maybe you should join it.


They could always revive this one:
www.encyclopediaofalabama.org
 
2013-01-12 11:25:41 AM  
That's some serious DERP there. The country's been drifting rightward for decades and this guy thinks the NEOCONS are a bunch of liberals?

Let's help him name it:

Nationalist Americans Zealously Independent Party
 
2013-01-12 11:26:22 AM  
sometimes I can't tell if the right wing pundits are serious or if they're just dicking around and trying to keep their jobs.
 
2013-01-12 11:27:11 AM  
I do Nazi what could possibly go wrong.
 
2013-01-12 11:37:12 AM  

Paris1127: You know that song was Germany's anthem before it washiatler's? The lyrics date to 1848 (the tune was written by Haydn in 1797) and was only made official in 1922. The first lines are about how Germans need to stop squabbling amongst the various city-states over trivial mattes and join together as one nation.


The song is still the national anthem, but only the third stanza's lyrics are used.  The first and second stanzas talk about territory that's no longer part of Germany and things like booze and babes.

When I think Nazi anthems, I think Horst-Wessel-Lied
 
2013-01-12 11:43:00 AM  
Hopefully they'll wear spiffy uniforms so that we can easily identify them.

(spiffy uniforms, or maybe just a special colored patch)
 
2013-01-12 11:44:27 AM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


The President resembles a fake secret follower of Karl Marx.

So...not a Marxist??
 
2013-01-12 11:46:18 AM  
You'd think someone who had relatives die in the camps would have a problem with this.
 
2013-01-12 12:08:04 PM  
And so it begins: the splintering of the weak Republican Party.
 
2013-01-12 12:08:37 PM  
Trollololololololo
 
2013-01-12 12:09:18 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: And so it begins continues at break-neck speed: the splintering of the weak Republican Party.

 
2013-01-12 12:13:47 PM  

Somacandra: doglover: Americans can't even agree cilantro tastes like the devil's asshole.

[i.imgur.com image 550x280]


It's true. Freedom of speech is one thing, and that protects even distasteful people and politics, but cilantro is awful.
 
2013-01-12 12:14:28 PM  
And they could find some way to identify others who share their beliefs... maybe the same color shirts, or something

/and maybe some sort of readily identifiable logo
 
2013-01-12 12:19:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they could find some way to identify others who share their beliefs... maybe the same color shirts, or something

/and maybe some sort of readily identifiable logo


Maybe a special salute when they see each other.
 
2013-01-12 12:19:43 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they could find some way to identify others who share their beliefs... maybe the same color shirts, or something

/and maybe some sort of readily identifiable logo


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-12 12:24:25 PM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


Almost, sorta a secret communist.
 
2013-01-12 12:29:02 PM  
I can never figure out whether guys like this are a) self serving attention wholesale who are in it for money and fame, b) cynical shills following talking points, or c) true believers.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around being a true believer.

It's like politics has become equal to being a fan of a sports team. Management and players change every year or two, what you loved a few years ago is totally gone, and if you really think about it, all you love is the team corporate logo.
 
2013-01-12 12:35:19 PM  

Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?


quasi:    having some resemblance usually by possession of certain attributes
pseudo:  being apparently rather than actually as stated
crypto:  a person who adheres or belongs secretly to a party
maxist: the political, economic, and social principles and policies advocated by Marx;especially: a theory and practice of socialism including the labor theory of value

He secretly wants to fake being almost a socialist.
 
2013-01-12 12:46:02 PM  
Would there be little tiny mustaches on their leaders?  I would like that.
 
2013-01-12 12:50:50 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

Article visually translated for those not blessed with literacy.
 
2013-01-12 01:06:40 PM  

EvilEgg: Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?

quasi:    having some resemblance usually by possession of certain attributes
pseudo:  being apparently rather than actually as stated
crypto:  a person who adheres or belongs secretly to a party
maxist: the political, economic, and social principles and policies advocated by Marx;especially: a theory and practice of socialism including the labor theory of value

He secretly wants to fake being almost a socialist.


Basically what I posted.
 
2013-01-12 01:11:14 PM  
Michael Savage is either ready to get fired from his current gig and looking to get a bigger payday signing up with another network, or perhaps the greatest Right-wing Troll this side of Glenn Beck. But he does have a point, you know. The Tea Party far-Right people need to form their own party (or just go back to the Constitution Party, where they came from). The Republican Party would be hurt for a few years by seeing them leave, losing lots of elections in 2014, 2016, and perhaps even 2018, but by 2020 the GOP will have regained their business-friendly, fiscally conservative and socially neutral roots that could well win them the Presidency in 2020.

But one thing here is sure: Whether they split off and go with a different party or the GOP forces them out, the Republican Party needs to get rid of the Tea Party elements in their midst. The Tea Party is a stone around the GOP's neck that will continue to drag the party down, unless they are cut loose.
 
2013-01-12 01:11:25 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Elandriel: Quasi-pseudo-crypto-marxist?

What the hell does that even mean?

The President resembles a fake secret follower of Karl Marx.

So...not a Marxist??


Or, he resembles: a fake, secret-Communist.

But he's really just a secret-Communist..
 
2013-01-12 01:21:19 PM  
And they should all be responsible gun owners.
 
2013-01-12 01:29:30 PM  

Somacandra: doglover: Americans can't even agree cilantro tastes like the devil's asshole.

[i.imgur.com image 550x280]


Doglover's comment was amusing enough to begin with, but for some reason that particular riposte gave me a belly laugh.
 
2013-01-12 01:29:53 PM  
to use mr. savage wiener's own phrase, he should "get aids and die."
 
2013-01-12 01:37:32 PM  

doglover: Americans can't even agree cilantro tastes like the devil's asshole. Of course there'd be someone who wants to found a modern Nazi party. He probably puts cilantro in his morning coffee.


Your genes suck.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html?_r=0
 
2013-01-12 01:43:51 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You'd think someone who had relatives die in the camps would have a problem with this.


Michael Alan Weiner

What in the actual fark.
 
2013-01-12 02:04:57 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: And they could find some way to identify others who share their beliefs... maybe the same color shirts, or something

If they do that, they'll be really snazzy dressers.
 
2013-01-12 02:09:45 PM  
Perhaps someone with media connections.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 02:11:18 PM  
 
2013-01-12 02:46:51 PM  
Looks like someone slept through World History when it covered the 1930s and 40s.
 
2013-01-12 02:50:31 PM  
Isn't his real last name "Weiner"?

Is that all that surprising considering the origin of that surname?
 
2013-01-12 02:53:10 PM  

Somacandra: The USA already has such a party, Mr. Savage. Maybe you should join it.

/by the way, how are the autistic kids of America doing, Mike?


Came to say this.
 
2013-01-12 02:56:53 PM  
If you fail to learn from history it is like deja vu all over again.
 
2013-01-12 02:59:14 PM  
'They want to dissolve the borders, they want to introduce multiculturalism, they want to introduce a Tower of Babel of languages."'

Sure. Because for generations in this country, nobody's spoken anything but English.

Dipshiat.
 
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