Bhruic: The Bush family knows that there are more than just 2 male names out there, right?
brandent: The Bush's are a great American family with a proud history that have served the country well. They have one half retarded kid run for office and everyone gets all up in arms. The rest of the family has been nothing short of stellar human beings.
Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"Neil Bush: "No."Brown: "Where did you catch those?"Neil Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"Neil Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."
phaseolus: eiger: I went to undergrad with this guy. I didn't know him personally, but I heard stories. The word was that he was a privileged asshole who was not very nice to the ladies. That was nearly 15 years ago, so maybe he's changed. Still....He was arrested when he was 18 for breaking into the house of his then-girlfriend. Her parents declined to press charges, so he was never charged. I guess the parents must have been the forgiving sort who just shrugs when their home's broken into and says 'boys will be boys' ... Lucky for George, huh?I suppose that by the time he went to college he'd had a whole decade of bad behavior with no consequences under his belt.
FuturePastNow: Based on the pictures I've seen of him, I'm guessing the "P" stands for "punchable face".
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