DO YOU HAVE ANY COCAINE?

Mobutu: OK, strange question, I have scoured my system for spyware / malware, but maybe this is a Fark thing now - anyone else see the "CouponDropDown" thing on this or other Fark links - an underlined word that is a link and hovering over it gives you a little ad or "CouponDropDown" link?

Dunno, I use AdBlock so the only drop-down I get is a little bar at the top of the screen begging me to whitelist Fark.

/I giggle when I see it

From the article linked in the first article:

"If you watch Two And A Half Men, please stop watching Two And A Half Men," the religious teenager says in a testimonial for Forerunner Christian Church (see the video below). "I'm on Two And A Half Men, and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.... If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be contributing to the (Satan's) plan," says Jones, who has become very serious about his faith in the past several months. "You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the Bible says and being on that television show."

I'd heard that the kid had ranted against the show. I wasn't aware until now that it had been for religious reasons.

So now he's selling out his ideals for money? Fark you, you hypocritical little fundie douchebag. If you're gonna be the new Kirk Cameron then at least stand up for what you believe in.

Also, Jamie Pressly had some farking great lines in Earl. I'll never forget her character claiming that her theft of a truck was justified: "It's just like when Rosa Parks stole that bus".

Bruce Vilanch unavailable? Cuz I would totally make him the love interest.

I will never forget her in Poison Ivy 3.

/mute recommended

have her eyes always been that far apart?