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(SeattlePI)   Trace Cyrus angrily denies that he will use his sister Miley's fame to advance his career, also reminds us his duet featuring Miley will be released soon, and his dad Billy Ray is pleased with the effort. Also, Miley is his sister   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-12 11:20:35 AM  
Trace, Tagg, Borp, Blatt, Wyclef and Zebulon agree.
 
2013-01-12 11:24:08 AM  
In a post on his Twitter.com page, he writes, "A lot of u (you) have been asking when is my duet 'Shot in the Dark' with Miley going to b (be) released. I won't be releasing the song till I feel like Ashland High has gained extreme success.

Gosh story writer person thanks for letting me know what u and b mean, but what does till all about, help me I am confused without u pointing out the obvious
 
2013-01-12 11:27:37 AM  

Znuh: Trace, Tagg, Borp, Blatt, Wyclef and Zebulon agree.


Gesundheit.
 
2013-01-12 11:28:03 AM  
ahh, more precious american c grade entertainer's crotchfruit stinking up the airwaves.

I can just see the brains at the entertainment factory wondering how to sign a deal with Britney's latest abortion...

"you pick it up outta the trash and you you BRAND IT! YEAH!"
 
2013-01-12 11:32:54 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: ahh, more precious american c grade entertainer's crotchfruit stinking up the airwaves.

I can just see the brains at the entertainment factory wondering how to sign a deal with Britney's latest abortion...

"you pick it up the trash and you you BRAND IT! YEAH!"


FTFY
 
2013-01-12 11:46:20 AM  
Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.
 
2013-01-12 11:47:33 AM  
I'm a redneck & I respect what Billy has done. I respect what Miley has done.

What has happened to Trace?
 
2013-01-12 11:48:23 AM  
."Ashland High" ,huh. Must be from Trashland KY. At least he isn't trying to distance himself from his heritage. Hell, parts of his neck are actually red.
 
2013-01-12 12:03:04 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.


I hate you right now.

He looks like he wakes up, smokes a bowl, drowns himself in Axe and starts his day of calling his "friends" that ignore him. (Except the ones that want to bone his sister)
 
2013-01-12 12:10:41 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.


Holy shiat. Looking at his picture I was expecting bad emo pseudo-rock of some sort. But the amount of deliberate auto-tune in that pop abortion was horrendous. Holy fark that was awful.
 
2013-01-12 12:14:04 PM  
www.dedleg.com

^^ can dig it!
 
2013-01-12 12:17:51 PM  
IT'S MILEY!
 
2013-01-12 12:20:27 PM  
I don't know this tool's music, and I don't need to. I can hate him simply for how he looks, the quotes I've read from him, and the fact that he impregnated Brenda Song.
 
2013-01-12 12:21:31 PM  
yeah but the alternative is to try way too hard. To be fair, the only way he could possibly get attention for anything other than being Miley's brother is if he went crazy with stupid attention whore tattoos and weird piercings and outrageous music that....

...oh.

Well, at least he honestly is trying to get by on his own merits.
 
2013-01-12 12:28:30 PM  
No Trace of a chance.
 
2013-01-12 12:32:14 PM  
Why the hell did I just listen to that?  That guy looks like 70s southern fried rock and sounds like he's trying to channel Doris Day.
 
2013-01-12 12:35:17 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: he impregnated Brenda Song.


I really could have ignored this poopstain until you told me this. Now I hate him.
 
2013-01-12 01:00:34 PM  
And not just regular success...

EXTREME SUCCESS!!!
 
2013-01-12 01:00:39 PM  
So is he the Cyrus boy that knocked up Brenda Song....or is this another BRC spawn?
 
2013-01-12 01:00:45 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.


Maybe, just maybe, the best chance for this song would have been the mid 90s.
 
2013-01-12 01:05:29 PM  
So, to summarize the story...

The duet he recorded with his sister will never see the light of day.

Whew, we dodged that bullet!
 
2013-01-12 01:15:58 PM  
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2013-01-12 01:19:21 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.


"Sipping on Sunshine"? Seriously?

Terrible.
 
2013-01-12 01:21:22 PM  
Trace Track Trig Trip Tre Truck Trunk Triceratops...

What is with bumpkins naming their kids names that start with Tr?

It's like black women being named a random assortment of letters with -sha appended at the end.
 
2013-01-12 02:17:39 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.


Holy farking shiat! After seeing him I was expecting death metal or some bad emo punk, then that bubblegum pop wanna be crap started coming out of his mouth.
 
2013-01-12 02:24:34 PM  
That's pretty cool.
 
2013-01-12 03:31:01 PM  
Dude would probably have more success if he just joined Jim Rose's circus side show. Living example of regretfully awful body decorations, he is.
 
2013-01-12 03:32:49 PM  
Sippin' on Suck-shine
 
2013-01-12 03:33:37 PM  
He's one ugly motherfarker...

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-12 04:00:53 PM  
Proof that tattoos don't mean anything except that one has money to waste on defacing their largest organ.
 
2013-01-12 04:21:37 PM  

Znuh: Trace, Tagg, Borp, Blatt, Wyclef Zebulon...


www.rankopedia.com
Klaatu verata nicto
 
2013-01-12 04:27:18 PM  
Brenda Song is definitely attracted to his good looks and talent
 
2013-01-12 06:30:42 PM  
Butt-ugly AND a terrible "musician". He's the package deal!
 
2013-01-12 09:06:06 PM  
(SeattlePI) Trace Cyrus angrily denies that he will use his sister Miley

Judging from his father's touchy-feely reputation, not sure I believe that.
 
2013-01-12 10:13:15 PM  
Holy geez. I usually don't hate on people if their music style just isn't my thing, but that was horrendous. I would carpet bomb the entire population of that party in the video if I could. Not a redeeming one in the lot. I can't imagine people are really that interested to hear the duet he recorded with Miley.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:45 AM  
Runt
 
80
2013-01-13 05:36:22 AM  
GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

Holy farking shiat! After seeing him I was expecting death metal or some bad emo punk, then that bubblegum pop wanna be crap started coming out of his mouth.


omg you are all right. so much worse than i could possibly have imagined. justin bieber is embarassed for his effort.
 
80
2013-01-13 05:37:25 AM  
also, by denying he is using his sisters name, he is totally using his sisters name to get his music in the news
 
2013-01-13 08:01:06 AM  

80: also, by denying he is using his sisters name, he is totally using his sisters name to get his music in the news


i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 08:56:59 AM  

titwrench: GonzoNihilist: Trace's Band

omg, it's so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

I hate you right now.

He looks like he wakes up, smokes a bowl, drowns himself in Axe and starts his day of calling his "friends" that ignore him. (Except the ones that want to bone his sister)


Oh WOW! That really wasn't what I expected....I was definitely expecting emo.

The video is almost (I said almost) worth watching to see the please-kill-me-now look on the girl's face the whole way through i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 01:13:25 PM  
What the hell did I just listen to?
 
2013-01-13 09:48:35 PM  
I hope daddy is prepared to support him for the rest of his life with a singing voice like that. Even auto tune was struggling.
 
2013-01-14 12:51:20 PM  
tommy lee cyrus
 
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