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(SFGate)   Headline: "Woman arrested for stalking herself"   (sfgate.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, woman arrested, stalks  
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9645 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2013 at 12:50 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-12 11:03:59 AM  
4 votes:
If you want something done right...
2013-01-12 12:22:27 PM  
3 votes:
No matter where you go, there you are.
2013-01-12 11:09:32 AM  
3 votes:
It was unclear whether [Trudy] Miller has an attorney.

She does. The attorney's name is ... um ... Judy Diller.
2013-01-12 01:59:15 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: Yeah, because no one else was going to.


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Her informercial career is ruined.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-12 04:48:46 PM  
1 vote:
how lonely do you have to be to stalk yourself?
2013-01-12 02:26:19 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com


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GBB
2013-01-12 01:24:49 PM  
1 vote:

brap: "I can barely contain my fury."  That's kind of catchy.

Well looks like it's time to customize my weightlifting onesie with iron-on letters.  Of course it will still say "Juicy" on the buttocks but I've pledged to butch it up a bit in 2013.


Read that as "furry".
2013-01-12 01:03:00 PM  
1 vote:
media.comicvine.com

Stop stalking yourself!
2013-01-12 12:40:44 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Yeah, because no one else was going to.

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That guy does look like a stalker...oh wait.
2013-01-12 12:18:58 PM  
1 vote:
Eh, the victim will probably drop the charges.
 
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