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(NFL)   CAN Peyton Manning ride the Broncos to the AFC Title Game? ARE the Packers headed for a Week 1 repeat against the 49ers? WILL Joe Buck get lost on his way to the stadium? THIS is YOUR Saturday NFL Divisional Playoff Thread (Kickoff @ 4:30 ET on CBS)   ( nfl.com) divider line
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2013-01-12 08:08:12 AM  
I am f**king PSYCHED for...

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 08:14:27 AM  
Go Ravens! Go Packers!

Why? Because my Rams aren't in the playoffs (again), I'd really like to see Ray Lewis get another ring, and I cannot root for another NFC West team. This includes the Atlanta Falcons, who used to be in the NFC West, and will forever be a hated foe by this Rams fan.
 
2013-01-12 09:18:45 AM  
My son has a soccer game at 6. I'm going to miss the end of the Denver game. :(
I'm hoping the other team forfeits. (Soccer team...tho, it'd be cool if the Ravens forfeit...Except that I want to watch the game...)
 
2013-01-12 10:02:17 AM  

Captain Steroid: I am f**king PSYCHED for...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 519x697]


We somehow avoided Ultimate Ponygeddon... There's always the 2013 schedule though.
 
2013-01-12 10:47:38 AM  
@ DEN -9 Balt (45)
snap judgment is Balt cover as that line is massive by playoff standards.  won't even bother breakign it down, other than i guess to say Balt looked pretty good last week with Boldin having an incredible game and Flacco playing pretty well.  and of course that the Donks had an easy schedule, between being perfect vs AFC West and facing the likes of TB, Saints, Browns....yeah, they doubled up BALT barely what, 3 weeks ago, but tellingly, their losses were to three playoff teams:  ATL, HOU, and NE.  Not saying they are a paper tiger, but I don't think they should be getting 9.  Cover.

I think these teams are pretty evenly matched, all tihngs considered so I can't say who wins....whomever wins, i won't be surprised.
also, currently ONE FREAKING DEGREE in Denver currently, with snow expected and a high of 25.  WEAX will be a factor for grip/turf reasons.  can't wait!

@ SFO -3 GB (55)
I think this is maybe a bit too high....this is just Kaep's 8th NFL start and I don't quite see why so many have anointed him off of such a small body of work.  I know GB is banged up and all, and SFO was 6-1 at home, but.....I just don't really see SFO winning, but that's based off of a hunch, not a "let;s crack open the statistics" thing.....Gonna say GB advances and does so with relative ease.  Kinda think this is gonna be one of those 34-17 type games.
 
2013-01-12 10:48:54 AM  
For good measure...
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2013-01-12 11:08:09 AM  
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2013-01-12 11:18:29 AM  
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GO Cardi.....


wait... never mind....
 
2013-01-12 11:23:52 AM  

neuroflare: GO Cardi.....



don't know if Whiz interviewed with Rough Buff, but he was rumored to be in the mix, had I think two interviews with Browns, and I read where he will interview for the Chargers job shortly.
 
2013-01-12 11:27:08 AM  
A Football/Pony thread...ah, my Saturday is set.
 
2013-01-12 11:28:28 AM  

rickythepenguin: don't know if Whiz interviewed with Rough Buff, but he was rumored to be in the mix, had I think two interviews with Browns, and I read where he will interview for the Chargers job shortly.


I heard all of the same stuff. He'll be HC somewhere but he needs to learn from the debacle he caused here. That and he needs a GM that knows players, not one that knows finance.
 
2013-01-12 11:37:26 AM  
Weather in Denver is currently zero degrees. I read somewhere the Peyton has nerve damage from his surgeries that makes it harder for him to grip the football in cold weather... I could definitely see the Ravens winning this one in a classic Manning playoff choke.
 
2013-01-12 11:44:20 AM  
Oh, and Rodgers in going to go to war against SF... he's got a chip on his shoulder the size of your average female Packers fan.
 
2013-01-12 11:51:45 AM  
Gonna be colder n' a witches titty in Ponyville. This could mitigate the Manning factor. Could be a big running day for Rice and Moreno.
 
2013-01-12 11:54:04 AM  
Go Pack Go!
 
2013-01-12 11:54:24 AM  
which player will be dead in 20 years due to scrambled brains.
 
2013-01-12 12:11:28 PM  

Cewley: which player will be dead in 20 years due to scrambled brains.


Trick question: it's all of them!
 
2013-01-12 12:12:30 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Weather in Denver is currently zero degrees. I read somewhere the Peyton has nerve damage from his surgeries that makes it harder for him to grip the football in cold weather... I could definitely see the Ravens winning this one in a classic Manning playoff choke.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 12:27:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: I am f**king PSYCHED for...


You misspelled "mane" in your graphic.
 
2013-01-12 12:46:39 PM  

Bunny Deville: Captain Steroid: I am f**king PSYCHED for...

You misspelled "mane" in your graphic.


I knew someone was gonna point that out. -_-'
 
2013-01-12 01:31:54 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gonna be colder n' a witches titty in Ponyville. This could mitigate the Manning factor. Could be a big running day for Rice and Moreno.


If Manning throws more than 40% of the Broncos overall plays, then the OC needs to be strung up when they lose. Payton should be handing off to Moreno early and often, mixing it up with the occasional dump-off pass when the Ravens show blitz. Once they have established the run, then Payton should try the occasional deep pass if the opportunity presents itself, but only to keep the Ravens spread out for yet more running plays.

I know Manning is a genius, and can make the passing game work even under these conditions, but the Ravens will be running all day long, in order to keep Manning on the bench where he can't hurt them. The Ravens aren't about to rely on Joe Cool's arm today, if they don't have to. Expect a heavy dose of Rice and Pierce all day long.
 
2013-01-12 01:53:59 PM  
I have to work this afternoon and am going to miss both farking games.  Normally wouldn't be working on a Saturday this time of year but we're building up product in anticipation of the union going on strike in a couple months.

Farking unions.
 
2013-01-12 02:06:52 PM  

MmmmBacon: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gonna be colder n' a witches titty in Ponyville. This could mitigate the Manning factor. Could be a big running day for Rice and Moreno.

If Manning throws more than 40% of the Broncos overall plays, then the OC needs to be strung up when they lose. Payton should be handing off to Moreno early and often, mixing it up with the occasional dump-off pass when the Ravens show blitz. Once they have established the run, then Payton should try the occasional deep pass if the opportunity presents itself, but only to keep the Ravens spread out for yet more running plays.

I know Manning is a genius, and can make the passing game work even under these conditions, but the Ravens will be running all day long, in order to keep Manning on the bench where he can't hurt them. The Ravens aren't about to rely on Joe Cool's arm today, if they don't have to. Expect a heavy dose of Rice and Pierce all day long.


So when the ponies get up a few touchdowns and the birds have to throw they are proper farked?
 
2013-01-12 02:13:59 PM  
I really hate all of you. Really.
 
2013-01-12 02:15:05 PM  

Captain Steroid: Palmer Eldritch: Weather in Denver is currently zero degrees. I read somewhere the Peyton has nerve damage from his surgeries that makes it harder for him to grip the football in cold weather... I could definitely see the Ravens winning this one in a classic Manning playoff choke.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 478x263]


Edpecially you captain bronie!
 
2013-01-12 02:31:55 PM  
Picking the home teams today. Aaron Rogers is on a mission and Peyton will work his magic.

If the Niners are down by 14-21 points at the end of the 1st half, what are the chances of Alex Smith starting the 2nd?
 
2013-01-12 02:39:46 PM  
Ravens lose but cover
Packers win outright
Falcons cover
Texans lose but cover
 
2013-01-12 02:44:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: @ DEN -9 Balt (45)
snap judgment is Balt cover as that line is massive by playoff standards.  won't even bother breakign it down, other than i guess to say Balt looked pretty good last week with Boldin having an incredible game and Flacco playing pretty well.  and of course that the Donks had an easy schedule, between being perfect vs AFC West and facing the likes of TB, Saints, Browns....yeah, they doubled up BALT barely what, 3 weeks ago, but tellingly, their losses were to three playoff teams:  ATL, HOU, and NE.  Not saying they are a paper tiger, but I don't think they should be getting 9.  Cover.

I think these teams are pretty evenly matched, all tihngs considered so I can't say who wins....whomever wins, i won't be surprised.
also, currently ONE FREAKING DEGREE in Denver currently, with snow expected and a high of 25.  WEAX will be a factor for grip/turf reasons.  can't wait!

@ SFO -3 GB (55)
I think this is maybe a bit too high....this is just Kaep's 8th NFL start and I don't quite see why so many have anointed him off of such a small body of work.  I know GB is banged up and all, and SFO was 6-1 at home, but.....I just don't really see SFO winning, but that's based off of a hunch, not a "let;s crack open the statistics" thing.....Gonna say GB advances and does so with relative ease.  Kinda think this is gonna be one of those 34-17 type games.


Like it. I'm taking all underdogs this weekend ATS...

Not too excited about SEA or HOU... but hey... gotta bet on something.
 
2013-01-12 02:46:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Picking the home teams today. Aaron Rogers is on a mission


Is that so you can come back and say you were right no matter who wins?
 
2013-01-12 02:48:12 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 02:50:29 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Primitive Screwhead: Picking the home teams today. Aaron Rogers is on a mission

Is that so you can come back and say you were right no matter who wins?


Yeah that's big ole bucket of derp on my part.
For whatever reason I keep thinking that game is in GB and I should learn to check the schedule before posting.

So lets' try that again. Picking GB & Den.
 
2013-01-12 02:59:57 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Primitive Screwhead: Picking the home teams today. Aaron Rogers is on a mission

Is that so you can come back and say you were right no matter who wins?


Except for the fact that the game is in SF, you may be right.
 
2013-01-12 03:00:59 PM  

muck4doo: I really hate all of you. Really.


Somebody pee in your wheaties this fine day?
 
2013-01-12 03:08:53 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: muck4doo: I really hate all of you. Really.

Somebody pee in your wheaties this fine day?


I don't know where he lives! >.>'
 
2013-01-12 03:11:19 PM  

Captain Steroid: Lt. Cheese Weasel: muck4doo: I really hate all of you. Really.

Somebody pee in your wheaties this fine day?

I don't know where he lives! >.>'


I just go to the store and pee in all the boxes... and I move around a lot.

Enjoy your Wheaties.
 
2013-01-12 03:11:44 PM  

muck4doo: I really hate all of you. Really.


An angry Cowboys fan? Well now I've seen everything.

Hopefully I enjoy this weekends' games more. Halfway through Colts/Ravens I started feeling sick, ended up with full-blown flu Monday. I blame the Ravens for making me sick, so I'm rooting for the Ponies this afternoon.

Also predicting a Packers win tonight. Sorry Niners.
 
2013-01-12 03:17:34 PM  

ariseatex: I blame the Ravens for making me sick, so I'm rooting for the Ponies this afternoon.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 03:26:32 PM  
It's almost Pony 0 Clock.
 
2013-01-12 03:27:12 PM  

Captain Steroid: ariseatex: I blame the Ravens for making me sick, so I'm rooting for the Ponies this afternoon.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x290]


If you correct the spelling of "bosom" on that one, you can fit in the full "bosom buddies, compadres, & hos." line.
 
2013-01-12 03:28:01 PM  

eddievercetti: It's almost Pony 0 Clock.


Well, in 1 hour. It's Pony 1 Clock, technically.
 
2013-01-12 03:30:10 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: It's almost Pony 0 Clock.

Well, in 1 hour. It's Pony 1 Clock, technically.


More like Pony:30 since kickoff is at 4:30.
 
2013-01-12 03:30:15 PM  
Don't forget, you can disable pics in-thread with one little click of the box at the top of the thread.

/trying in vain to preempt the pony whining
//go Ravens, just because I can't bring myself to root for the Broncos, however much I love the Better Manning
 
2013-01-12 03:33:34 PM  
SF -3
Broncos/Ravens over 44.5
 
2013-01-12 03:34:17 PM  

i860.photobucket.com

"Here come the ponies..."

 
2013-01-12 03:34:36 PM  
15 degrees. That some cold shiat right there.
 
2013-01-12 03:34:42 PM  
I assume that once the Broncos absolutely throttle the Ravens, we can all go back to questioning whether Flacco is a Franchise Quarterback again?
 
2013-01-12 03:35:04 PM  
Tomorrow's plays:

ATL -1
NE/HOU Under 48
 
2013-01-12 03:37:11 PM  
Shamalamadingdong went there... oy vey.
 
2013-01-12 03:37:20 PM  

Lost Thought 00: I assume that once the Broncos absolutely throttle the Ravens, we can all go back to questioning whether Flacco is a Franchise Quarterback again?


There's no doubt he's a franchise quarterback, the question was "is he an elite quarterback".

/easy to be a franchise QB when your franchise has previously gone through Boller, Banks, and Dilfer
 
2013-01-12 03:38:10 PM  
Let me warm up a bit here

MANNINGCEPTION!!!!
MANNINGFACE!!!!

There.....
 
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