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		Arrestee may or may not fall under "faces of meth," but is a shoo-in for "hairstyles of meth" and "eyelashes of meth" (idahostatesman.com)		51
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Sybarite		2013-01-12 12:01:03 PM

She has really gone all out since her last mugshot four months ago.

thumbs.mugshots.com

PhiloeBedoe		2013-01-12 01:03:32 PM

serpent_sky		2013-01-12 01:45:05 PM

The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-12 02:07:07 PM

Other than wearing her eyeshadow upside down, she's pretty cute.

heap		2013-01-12 02:21:49 PM

they captured a half-derpian, too.

Smeggy Smurf		2013-01-12 02:22:00 PM

It's a good thing Boise is still roughly half Mormon. Otherwise we'd have a meth problem

ruetheday69		2013-01-12 02:22:40 PM

Starbuck really let herself go since Battlestar Galactica went off the air.

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-12 02:22:52 PM

Eyebrows of meth subby. This seems to be a common factor in many mugshots.

sno man		2013-01-12 02:23:24 PM

Based on the 4 month old pic above v. pic from the article, 6 months to a year for the full meth face tops.

grimlock1972		2013-01-12 02:29:58 PM

Meth not even once , the same is true for fire engine red hair dye.

Ima4nic8or		2013-01-12 02:31:48 PM

I bet she would actually clean up pretty nice.

bongo98902		2013-01-12 02:34:52 PM

Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
media.idahostatesman.com

sno man		2013-01-12 02:36:05 PM

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty nice.

Kinda like Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24?
Ummmm, NO

WTFDYW		2013-01-12 02:37:26 PM

serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Um, just check the carpet.

Prey4reign		2013-01-12 02:39:25 PM

Hey, you over in the corner, I'm keepin' an eye on you.

pivazena		2013-01-12 02:43:21 PM

WTFDYW: serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Um, just check the carpet.

They don't always match exactly

Spartacus Outlaw		2013-01-12 02:44:00 PM

Possible life in prison for distribution? Seems a little harsh. No, a lot harsh.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-12 02:44:27 PM

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
[media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]

She's 28 in Lohan years.

seventypercent		2013-01-12 02:53:23 PM

"Hairstyles of Meth" was the name of a horrorcore polka band that I started in college.

cig-mkr		2013-01-12 02:54:08 PM

Subby, shame on you !
You forgot Smoking Hot !

Sinto		2013-01-12 02:56:17 PM

Russell Crowe has really let himself go

pedobearapproved		2013-01-12 02:56:37 PM

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
[media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]

who are you, studman69?

Forbidden Doughnut		2013-01-12 03:00:26 PM

Spartacus Outlaw: Possible life in prison for distribution? Seems a little harsh. No, a lot harsh.

Prison.

It's a pretty big "industry" here in the US, many people profit from the System, and the Machine must be continually fed...

(Plus, many of us still have the Puritan-era mindset that criminals should be punished,regardless of what the crime actually was, or who was harmed. Rehabilitation is merely an afterthought...)

barefoot		2013-01-12 03:04:11 PM

Sinto: [media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]

Russell Crowe has really let himself go

All of that "Fightin' 'Round the World" finally caught up to him.

serpent_sky		2013-01-12 03:13:40 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-12 03:22:57 PM

Oh girl, Tigh's gonna be so p-

ruetheday69: Starbuck really let herself go since Battlestar Galactica went off the air.

i63.photobucket.com

gja		2013-01-12 03:38:18 PM

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
media.idahostatesman.com

WOW. I DNRTFA. That really IS an incredibly rough 28. If asked, with no prior knowledge, would have guessed late 30's...easily.
"Meth is a hell of a drug" Lois Pewterschimdt-Griffin

Ebenator		2013-01-12 03:42:42 PM

I bet she's a demon in the sack.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2013-01-12 03:46:19 PM

Since her first stint in jail worked so well, off course the best solution to her meth addiction is more jail time.

bongo98902		2013-01-12 03:49:49 PM

Ebenator: I bet she's a demon ~~in the sack~~.
FTFY

HammerHeadSnark		2013-01-12 03:56:39 PM

Life in prison? Seems like a little over reach by the DA. In aggregate, it looked like maybe they had two grams total between them. No mention of cooking equipment, scales, or anything else.

It just seems weird to me. The amount just seems too small to rise to the level of dealing.

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-12 03:57:58 PM

I love meth threads. I feel like we're slipping on the bath salt threads, though.

martid4		2013-01-12 04:12:42 PM

I'd hit it! I'd have to bloody her nose first but I'd hit hit.

media.idahostatesman.com

heap		2013-01-12 04:21:48 PM

somebody had to. i think it was just my turn.

thenooch		2013-01-12 04:43:39 PM

bim1154		2013-01-12 04:57:29 PM

Ebenator: I bet she's a demon in the sack.

I bet there's a whole lot of crust and crud between her legs. Be my guest.

shokokuphoenix		2013-01-12 05:33:13 PM

He's got the Atchyaforya eyes...

/One eye's lookin' atchya, the other one's lookin' for ya

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-12 05:48:50 PM

Don't make him hunt you across the years

Ready-set		2013-01-12 05:53:58 PM

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.

Looks like she's been moonlighting as a tampon.

But probably cleans up ok.

Euell Gibbons		2013-01-12 06:32:57 PM

Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-01-12 06:33:59 PM

hydrocodone

RandyJohnson		2013-01-12 07:24:38 PM

I've done worse.

MadAzza		2013-01-12 08:42:39 PM

Euell Gibbons: Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?

I looked her up (Gypsie Akers), after you said that. What does it mean when the tramp stamp is in front?

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-12 09:58:58 PM

She takes it in the pooper?

dbirchall		2013-01-12 10:17:48 PM

MadAzza: Euell Gibbons: Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?

I looked her up (Gypsie Akers), after you said that. What does it mean when the tramp stamp is in front?

KiwDaWabbit: She takes it in the pooper?

If the tramp stamp says "deliveries use rear entrance," that seals it.

dbirchall		2013-01-12 10:19:56 PM

FB clearly shows she is the bastard daughter of Mr. Spock and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife. No wonder she's messed up.

DBrandisNC		2013-01-12 11:00:17 PM

dbirchall: FB clearly shows she is the bastard daughter of Mr. Spock and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife. No wonder she's messed up.

I was thinking Dee Snyder was in the mix somehow.