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(Idaho Statesman)   Arrestee may or may not fall under "faces of meth," but is a shoo-in for "hairstyles of meth" and "eyelashes of meth"   (idahostatesman.com) divider line 51
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2013-01-12 12:01:03 PM  
She has really gone all out since her last mugshot four months ago.

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2013-01-12 01:03:32 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 01:45:05 PM  
The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.
 
2013-01-12 02:07:07 PM  
Other than wearing her eyeshadow upside down, she's pretty cute.
 
2013-01-12 02:21:49 PM  
media.idahostatesman.com
they captured a half-derpian, too.
 
2013-01-12 02:22:00 PM  
It's a good thing Boise is still roughly half Mormon. Otherwise we'd have a meth problem
 
2013-01-12 02:22:40 PM  
Starbuck really let herself go since Battlestar Galactica went off the air.
 
2013-01-12 02:22:52 PM  
Eyebrows of meth subby. This seems to be a common factor in many mugshots.
 
2013-01-12 02:23:24 PM  
Based on the 4 month old pic above v. pic from the article, 6 months to a year for the full meth face tops.
 
2013-01-12 02:29:58 PM  
Meth not even once , the same is true for fire engine red hair dye.
 
2013-01-12 02:31:48 PM  
I bet she would actually clean up pretty nice.
 
2013-01-12 02:34:52 PM  
Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
media.idahostatesman.com
 
2013-01-12 02:36:05 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty nice.


Kinda like Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24?
Ummmm, NO
 
2013-01-12 02:37:26 PM  

serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.


Um, just check the carpet.
 
2013-01-12 02:39:25 PM  
media.idahostatesman.com
Hey, you over in the corner, I'm keepin' an eye on you.
 
2013-01-12 02:43:21 PM  

WTFDYW: serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Um, just check the carpet.


They don't always match exactly
 
2013-01-12 02:44:00 PM  
Possible life in prison for distribution? Seems a little harsh. No, a lot harsh.
 
2013-01-12 02:44:27 PM  

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
[media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]


She's 28 in Lohan years.
 
2013-01-12 02:53:23 PM  
"Hairstyles of Meth" was the name of a horrorcore polka band that I started in college.
 
2013-01-12 02:54:08 PM  
Subby, shame on you !
You forgot Smoking Hot !
 
2013-01-12 02:56:17 PM  
media.idahostatesman.com

Russell Crowe has really let himself go
 
2013-01-12 02:56:37 PM  

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.
[media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]


who are you, studman69?
 
2013-01-12 03:00:26 PM  

Spartacus Outlaw: Possible life in prison for distribution? Seems a little harsh. No, a lot harsh.


Prison.

It's a pretty big "industry" here in the US, many people profit from the System, and the Machine must be continually fed...

(Plus, many of us still have the Puritan-era mindset that criminals should be punished,regardless of what the crime actually was, or who was harmed. Rehabilitation is merely an afterthought...)
 
2013-01-12 03:04:11 PM  

Sinto: [media.idahostatesman.com image 504x630]

Russell Crowe has really let himself go


All of that "Fightin' 'Round the World" finally caught up to him.
 
2013-01-12 03:13:40 PM  

WTFDYW: serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Um, just check the carpet.


It's not the 1970s, dude. :)
 
2013-01-12 03:22:57 PM  
Oh girl, Tigh's gonna be so p-

ruetheday69: Starbuck really let herself go since Battlestar Galactica went off the air.


i63.photobucket.com
 
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2013-01-12 03:38:18 PM  

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.

media.idahostatesman.com

WOW. I DNRTFA. That really IS an incredibly rough 28. If asked, with no prior knowledge, would have guessed late 30's...easily.
"Meth is a hell of a drug" Lois Pewterschimdt-Griffin
 
2013-01-12 03:42:42 PM  
I bet she's a demon in the sack.
 
2013-01-12 03:46:19 PM  
Since her first stint in jail worked so well, off course the best solution to her meth addiction is more jail time.
 
2013-01-12 03:49:49 PM  

Ebenator: I bet she's a demon in the sack.

FTFY
 
2013-01-12 03:56:39 PM  
Life in prison? Seems like a little over reach by the DA. In aggregate, it looked like maybe they had two grams total between them. No mention of cooking equipment, scales, or anything else.

It just seems weird to me. The amount just seems too small to rise to the level of dealing.
 
2013-01-12 03:57:58 PM  
I love meth threads. I feel like we're slipping on the bath salt threads, though.
 
2013-01-12 04:12:42 PM  
I'd hit it!  I'd have to bloody her nose first but I'd hit hit.

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2013-01-12 04:21:48 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
somebody had to. i think it was just my turn.
 
2013-01-12 04:43:39 PM  

WTFDYW: serpent_sky: The funny thing is, as someone who dyes my hair different colors all the time, to pull off that shade or red on only part of her head and have the rest stay that blonde is actually very difficult to do and I'm kind of impressed. I don't think I could do that sober, and I've been dyeing my hair so long, I have no idea what my natural color is anymore.

Um, just check the carpet.


In the 80's it was linoleum...then tile. Some women like hard wood, but wall to wall rug?

Maybe in the 20's
 
2013-01-12 04:57:29 PM  

Ebenator: I bet she's a demon in the sack.


I bet there's a whole lot of crust and crud between her legs. Be my guest.
 
2013-01-12 05:33:13 PM  
media.idahostatesman.com
He's got the Atchyaforya eyes...

/One eye's lookin' atchya, the other one's lookin' for ya
 
2013-01-12 05:48:50 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

Don't make him hunt you across the years
 
2013-01-12 05:53:58 PM  

bongo98902: Really? Nobody?
That's a rough-looking 28.


Looks like she's been moonlighting as a tampon.

But probably cleans up ok.
 
2013-01-12 06:32:57 PM  
Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?
 
2013-01-12 06:33:59 PM  
hydrocodone
 
2013-01-12 07:24:38 PM  
I've done worse.
 
2013-01-12 08:42:39 PM  

Euell Gibbons: Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?


I looked her up (Gypsie Akers), after you said that. What does it mean when the tramp stamp is in front?
 
2013-01-12 09:58:58 PM  
She takes it in the pooper?
 
2013-01-12 10:17:48 PM  

MadAzza: Euell Gibbons: Is it wrong of me to always immediately look these people up on facebook?

I looked her up (Gypsie Akers), after you said that. What does it mean when the tramp stamp is in front?


KiwDaWabbit: She takes it in the pooper?


If the tramp stamp says "deliveries use rear entrance," that seals it.
 
2013-01-12 10:19:56 PM  
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FB clearly shows she is the bastard daughter of Mr. Spock and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.  No wonder she's messed up.
 
2013-01-12 11:00:17 PM  

dbirchall: FB clearly shows she is the bastard daughter of Mr. Spock and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.  No wonder she's messed up.


I was thinking Dee Snyder was in the mix somehow.
 
2013-01-13 12:21:05 AM  
MOM??
 
2013-01-13 04:25:56 AM  
media.idahostatesman.com

I see what you did there....and over there too.
(this joke was done sometime ago by another FARKer in another thread.)
 
2013-01-13 01:51:40 PM  
Make up fail, subby. Those aren't her eyelashes. That's winged eyeliner.
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