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(The Blaze)   Kindergartener finds out the hard way that hand sanitizer is 140-proof. On the bright side, her insides are now very sanitary   (theblaze.com) divider line 10
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2013-01-12 11:06:06 AM
3 votes:
Darwin is quoted as saying "Damn, so close."

Or, if you don't believe in evolution: Obama quoted as saying "Damn, so close. It was a white kid, right?"
2013-01-12 12:07:34 PM
2 votes:
Dianne Feinstein! We must immediately ban hand sanitizers! Quick! To the Legislation Auto-Bot room!
2013-01-12 11:13:41 AM
2 votes:
Future cheap date?
2013-01-12 11:07:07 AM
2 votes:
Two Christmases ago I included small bottles of grape-scented hand sanitizer in my gift bags. Hopefully I took out a few of those little bastards.
2013-01-12 11:05:57 AM
2 votes:
Hopefully, her insides are also sterilized
2013-01-12 11:38:35 AM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Ban hand sanitizer! It's only purpose is to kill. If we can save just one child.


I was gonna say "That's not it's only purpose, dumbass" and then I realized how speciesist that was. Well-played.
2013-01-12 11:37:23 AM
1 votes:

BigSnatch: Can something be "very" sanitary? Wouldn't it just be sanitary or not sanitary?

/inquiring minds


I dunno. It makes sense to me, though. There's "sanitary enough to prepare food in" and there's "sanitary enough to perform surgery in".

/don't do surgery in your kitchen
//or cook in the OR
2013-01-12 11:13:07 AM
1 votes:
Wait til she discovers sterno.
2013-01-12 11:09:18 AM
1 votes:
No more steel wool baths for her.
2013-01-12 11:04:19 AM
1 votes:
and here I thought my brother getting cirrhosis at 22 was noteworthy
 
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