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(The Blaze)   Kindergartener finds out the hard way that hand sanitizer is 140-proof. On the bright side, her insides are now very sanitary   (theblaze.com) divider line 7
    More: Scary, hand sanitizer, dark chocolate, disinfectants  
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7411 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2013 at 11:02 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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Lee Jackson Beauregard [TotalFark]
2013-01-12 11:17:37 AM
3 votes:
No clickies for Glenn Beck. Is there a non-derp link for this?
BarkingUnicorn [TotalFark]
2013-01-12 11:59:48 AM
2 votes:
Maybe it's a bad idea to make hand sanitizer smell like food.
Clemkadidlefark
2013-01-12 12:07:34 PM
1 votes:
Dianne Feinstein! We must immediately ban hand sanitizers! Quick! To the Legislation Auto-Bot room!
cryinoutloud
2013-01-12 11:47:03 AM
1 votes:
StoPPeRmobile: Ban hand sanitizer! It's only purpose is to kill. If we can save just one child.

That would be fine with me. The stuff is completely useless. Real kids, if there were any real kids left, would point and laugh at these prissy snowflakes who are afraid to get their hands dirty.
lokis_mentor
2013-01-12 11:20:15 AM
1 votes:
Amos Quito
2013-01-12 11:09:19 AM
1 votes:
Easily preventable.

Just a dab'll do ya.
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2013-01-12 11:06:09 AM
1 votes:
Can something be "very" sanitary? Wouldn't it just be sanitary or not sanitary?

/inquiring minds
 
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