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(Daily Mail)   Can Sofia Vergara be any hotter? Well, how about as a blonde?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-01-12 07:35:09 AM  
Wait... she has hair?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 07:37:34 AM  
Pedobear approves of that third pic.
 
2013-01-12 07:40:47 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

fist-of-angry-god, etc, etc, etc
 
2013-01-12 07:43:09 AM  
You know that uncle was thinking: TECHNICALLY not illegal.... TECHNICALLY not illegal...
 
2013-01-12 07:48:03 AM  
/b/ is hard at work x-raying and bubbling that third pic.
 
2013-01-12 07:49:44 AM  
And this is why people hate hipsters...


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-12 07:50:09 AM  

Karac: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x775]

fist-of-angry-god, etc, etc, etc



Pedobear, izzat you?
 
2013-01-12 07:50:39 AM  
no.

brunette all the way.
 
2013-01-12 07:52:05 AM  
and big thanks to the woman hating dork that chose to put in a creepy kiddie pic and to not properly crop out the Roman Polansky look-alike in the other pic. good grief. then a soda can? wow. what could have been.
 
2013-01-12 07:59:19 AM  
Nope. She looks better nowadays.
 
2013-01-12 08:17:54 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: And this is why people hate hipsters...


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x673]


Hey, you got to give him props for not doing the "hover hand" on her.
 
2013-01-12 08:51:57 AM  
I learned how to speak fluent spanish by watching her on "Fuera de Serie" back in the 90s.

/jk, I never understood a damn word she said, and I nearly went blind
 
2013-01-12 09:00:50 AM  

Karac: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x775]

fist-of-angry-god, etc, etc, etc


What's wrong with you?
 
2013-01-12 09:09:02 AM  
i read thsi theory where south american women are crazy hot due to the nutty gene pool......the indigenous folks, the european influx, and then the african influence as slavery continued (apparently) long after the US outlawed it, and then in the 20th century there was apparently another massive european influx.....so you have this crazy melting pot of all these different physical traits that create these amazing women.

a friend of mine went to Peru and Chile recently and he was like, "you would not BELIEVE how hot the women are!"  and there was this argentinian chick i used to work with that this ungodly beautiful ass and was just a knockout.
 
2013-01-12 09:16:27 AM  
As a blonde she... kind of looks like Denise Richards.
 
2013-01-12 09:24:18 AM  
rickythepenguin i read thsi theory where south american women are crazy hot due to the nutty gene pool......the indigenous folks, the european influx, and then the african influence as slavery continued (apparently) long after the US outlawed it, and then in the 20th century there was apparently another massive european influx.....so you have this crazy melting pot of all these different physical traits that create these amazing women.

a friend of mine went to Peru and Chile recently and he was like, "you would not BELIEVE how hot the women are!" and there was this argentinian chick i used to work with that this ungodly beautiful ass and was just a knockout.


Just got back from Argentina myself...and your friend is correct. Although it is an all or nothing situation. The women are either jaw-dropping or jaw-dropping, so to speak.
 
2013-01-12 09:45:32 AM  
much hotter as a brunette, although her voice is worse than fingernails on a blackboard.
 
2013-01-12 09:54:54 AM  
Eh...I think her co-star, Julie Bowen is way hotter. Just my opinion.
 
2013-01-12 09:58:08 AM  

rickythepenguin: i read thsi theory where south american women are crazy hot due to the nutty gene pool......the indigenous folks, the european influx, and then the african influence as slavery continued (apparently) long after the US outlawed it, and then in the 20th century there was apparently another massive european influx.....so you have this crazy melting pot of all these different physical traits that create these amazing women.

a friend of mine went to Peru and Chile recently and he was like, "you would not BELIEVE how hot the women are!"  and there was this argentinian chick i used to work with that this ungodly beautiful ass and was just a knockout.



This. A few years back I worked in a steel mill and we had two engineers from our Brazilian factories come up and take a look at how we did things. Not only were they two of the most drop-dead farking gorgeous women I've ever seen, they were climbing all over a damned STEEL MILL in jeans and heels....
 
2013-01-12 10:07:58 AM  
Still waiting for the uncensored version of her New Year's Eve breast escape.
 
2013-01-12 10:11:05 AM  
she would be a lot hotter if she looked just like jessica alba or milla jovovich, just to name two women who are way hotter than she is. sofia vergara is attractive i suppose, maybe an 8 out of 10. not really my type.
 
2013-01-12 10:16:03 AM  
Isn't that "Blush" magazine cover from "Just Shoot Me?"
 
2013-01-12 10:21:07 AM  
enderthexenocide
she would be a lot hotter if she looked just like jessica alba or milla jovovich, just to name two women who are way hotter than she is. sofia vergara is attractive i suppose, maybe an 8 out of 10. not really my type.

Mercy Me... I'll get on the horn with ABC right away! There's no room on Modern Family for anything less than a 10, much less one that's not your type!
 
2013-01-12 10:25:39 AM  
"Well, how about as a blonde?"

NO
i1.kym-cdn.com

Dark haired beauties trump blondes every time.
 
2013-01-12 11:18:29 AM  
If you look at this one you see a sailboat.....heh
Really though, if you look at her leg and the pineapple, it's easy to make your mind think that it's the other leg, and then you get angry with the pineapple.
/it's not quite right when you do that, but close enough for government work

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-12 11:36:34 AM  
She'd be much hotter if you removed her vocal cords. She's Fran Drescher with a better body.
 
kab
2013-01-12 11:45:04 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: And this is why people hate hipsters...


Why would that be, exactly?

/gorgeous woman, btw... no matter what color her hair is.
 
2013-01-12 11:50:49 AM  

Grandemadaca: "Well, how about as a blonde?"

NO
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 311x323]

Dark haired beauties trump blondes every time.


It's her natural hair color.

/prefer brunettes but can't say all women look better as one
 
2013-01-12 11:59:44 AM  
With the blonde hair, she looks like Elizabeth Banks


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2013-01-12 12:23:35 PM  

kolpanic: With the blonde hair, she looks like Elizabeth Banks


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www.flashasylum.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
 
2013-01-12 12:23:39 PM  
AtlanticCoast63:
A few years back I worked in a steel mill and we had two engineers from our Brazilian factories come up and take a look at how we did things. Not only were they two of the most drop-dead farking gorgeous women I've ever seen, they were climbing all over a damned STEEL MILL in jeans and heels....

Yeah I bet it was a real party.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-12 01:04:54 PM  

omeganuepsilon: If you look at this one you see a sailboat.....heh
Really though, if you look at her leg and the pineapple, it's easy to make your mind think that it's the other leg, and then you get angry with the pineapple.
/it's not quite right when you do that, but close enough for government work

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x418]


Yeah, it's a little off, but I am indeed pissed at that pineapple.

/would eat the pineapple.
 
2013-01-12 01:30:41 PM  

LatamaCoricama: Eh...I think her co-star, Julie Bowen is way hotter. Just my opinion.


I agree. Sarah Hyland is hot too. I'll wait three years to comment on Ariel Winter. ;)

buntz: Isn't that "Blush" magazine cover from "Just Shoot Me?"


Yes it is.
 
2013-01-12 01:33:01 PM  
What does she do?
 
2013-01-12 01:46:03 PM  

rickythepenguin: i read thsi theory where south american women are crazy hot due to the nutty gene pool......the indigenous folks, the european influx, and then the african influence as slavery continued (apparently) long after the US outlawed it, and then in the 20th century there was apparently another massive european influx.....so you have this crazy melting pot of all these different physical traits that create these amazing women.

a friend of mine went to Peru and Chile recently and he was like, "you would not BELIEVE how hot the women are!"  and there was this argentinian chick i used to work with that this ungodly beautiful ass and was just a knockout.


Peru is not the best place to see hot women, they have some cute ones but are pretty meh, not as bad as Ecuador.  Chile is a bit better not by much.

1. Colombia
2. Venezuela
3. Brazil
4. Argentina

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.

Also, depends on how high you are in the mountains on what was mixed in.  Two reasons for this.
1. Spain sent over indentured servants, so they had their own slaves.
2. The slave ships dumped the slaves on teh coast, so you do not get them in the mountains.
3. Which some might call racist, you dont see many of african descent where it is Cold.

As for the indegenous, still not a whole lot of mixing, they are a close bunch.
 
2013-01-12 02:16:36 PM  
Meh....not too big on blondes. Can I see her as a redhead? For scientific reasons of course
 
2013-01-12 02:24:44 PM  
theflatline:

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.


So... what you're saying is that smoking hot chicks are attainable because they've been conditioned to think they're just average because there are hotter ones out there?
 
2013-01-12 03:09:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: And this is why people hate hipsters...


Because hipsters are all young actors who play the role of Sofia Vergara's son on a television program?
 
2013-01-12 04:53:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: theflatline:

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.


So... what you're saying is that smoking hot chicks are attainable because they've been conditioned to think they're just average because there are hotter ones out there?


Sounds like I need to book a trip. Just need to make sure I don't get kidnapped by a drug lord.
 
2013-01-12 06:20:20 PM  

zekeburger: LatamaCoricama: Eh...I think her co-star, Julie Bowen is way hotter. Just my opinion.

I agree. Sarah Hyland is hot too. I'll wait three years to comment on Ariel Winter. ;)

buntz: Isn't that "Blush" magazine cover from "Just Shoot Me?"

Yes it is.


Now that you mentioned her name you-know-who is going to show up and flood the thread with creeper pics.
 
2013-01-12 06:48:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: theflatline:

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.


So... what you're saying is that smoking hot chicks are attainable because they've been conditioned to think they're just average because there are hotter ones out there?


Well, my Colombian wife is gorgeous in a very natural way, she is in my profile, but it is probably not the best shot of her, as well as my sister in laws, who are all pretty good looking,  ahhh  i love the days of going to beach and seeing the five sisters in bikinis...

What is average there, is smoking hot here.
 
2013-01-12 07:55:06 PM  

Karac: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x775]

fist-of-angry-god, etc, etc, etc


Came in here looking for this... Laffed pretty hard, wife asked what so funny so I showed her; she just rolled her eyes and called me weird.
 
2013-01-12 08:03:21 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: rickythepenguin: i read thsi theory where south american women are crazy hot due to the nutty gene pool......the indigenous folks, the european influx, and then the african influence as slavery continued (apparently) long after the US outlawed it, and then in the 20th century there was apparently another massive european influx.....so you have this crazy melting pot of all these different physical traits that create these amazing women.

a friend of mine went to Peru and Chile recently and he was like, "you would not BELIEVE how hot the women are!"  and there was this argentinian chick i used to work with that this ungodly beautiful ass and was just a knockout.


This. A few years back I worked in a steel mill and we had two engineers from our Brazilian factories come up and take a look at how we did things. Not only were they two of the most drop-dead farking gorgeous women I've ever seen, they were climbing all over a damned STEEL MILL in jeans and heels....


This! I spent 3 weeks in Sao Paulo with a friend of mine and came back with an EXTREME case of whiplash.
 
2013-01-12 09:00:29 PM  

theflatline: FirstNationalBastard: theflatline:

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.


So... what you're saying is that smoking hot chicks are attainable because they've been conditioned to think they're just average because there are hotter ones out there?

Well, my Colombian wife is gorgeous in a very natural way, she is in my profile, but it is probably not the best shot of her, as well as my sister in laws, who are all pretty good looking,  ahhh  i love the days of going to beach and seeing the five sisters in bikinis...

What is average there, is smoking hot here.


None of those chicks compare to Vergara. You are drunk on the local wine.
 
2013-01-12 10:09:15 PM  
let's see her as a redhead now. :)
 
2013-01-12 11:26:19 PM  

theflatline: FirstNationalBastard: theflatline:

The problem is when you come from other countries you have lower expectations, and what would be a first string draft pick in the US, is the watergirl in Colombia.  Sofia Vergara is pretty typical.


So... what you're saying is that smoking hot chicks are attainable because they've been conditioned to think they're just average because there are hotter ones out there?

Well, my Colombian wife is gorgeous in a very natural way, she is in my profile, but it is probably not the best shot of her, as well as my sister in laws, who are all pretty good looking,  ahhh  i love the days of going to beach and seeing the five sisters in bikinis...

What is average there, is smoking hot here.


I'll take the sister-in-law on the left. Will two bits suffice? :)
 
2013-01-13 08:05:54 AM  

enderthexenocide: she would be a lot hotter if she looked just like jessica alba or milla jovovich, just to name two women who are way hotter than she is. sofia vergara is attractive i suppose, maybe an 8 out of 10. not really my type.


www.nextmovie.com

i2.listal.com
 
2013-01-14 05:07:40 PM  
Brunette is a waaaay better look for her.

But if it's her natural color, I can understand wanting to go back to normal.
 
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