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2013-01-12 01:55:07 AM
C'mon.it's water..
www.futuregamez.net
 
2013-01-12 02:12:26 AM
city water, no less!
 
2013-01-12 07:04:18 AM
higher chlorine levels?  so...... it's pool water?

OR SOMETHING MUCH MORE INSIDIOUS???
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-12 07:22:33 AM

donh: city water, no less!


Beat me to it :(
 
2013-01-12 07:26:18 AM
Wait, if they added Chlorine to it, wouldn't it be H2O + CL-?
 
2013-01-12 07:28:27 AM
Thought headline was about new high intensity pulsating shower head
 
2013-01-12 07:30:51 AM
Pools everywhere sighing a breath of relief. "My snowflake swallowed some pool water, do you want to kill her?"
 
2013-01-12 07:39:02 AM

Cheron: Thought headline was about new high intensity pulsating shower head


It's not?

*puts wallet away*

/dnrta
 
2013-01-12 07:44:43 AM

ThisIsntMe: C'mon.it's water..
[www.futuregamez.net image 780x420]


I feel terrible for saying this but I love Waterworld.
I guess it's the setting that gets me and I can overlook all the stupid that comes with it.
Of course I've never seen it sober but I've seen it at least five times. Just... fun.
 
2013-01-12 07:50:15 AM
Maybe he wanted her to rinse some things out.

End of that romance.
 
2013-01-12 07:52:42 AM
Could've been worse.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-12 07:57:05 AM
Lochridge said he bought the bottled water online, where it was advertised as an alternative health product.

nozama.typepad.com needed.

I can't find a single google result on the first page that says anything about chlorinated water being an alternative health thing. All I see are references to health risks. It sounds like they're dropping the matter not because he wasn't trying to harm her but because he failed to harm her in a way that they can quantify/prove.
 
2013-01-12 07:59:39 AM

sleep lack: Could've been worse.
[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Came for this. Leaving purified.
 
2013-01-12 08:10:06 AM
 
2013-01-12 08:27:19 AM
Well, it would have cleaned out the pipes at least

/"alternative health product"... Pfffft, its just tap water
 
2013-01-12 08:31:54 AM
Good thing there was no flouride in the water.
 
2013-01-12 08:40:32 AM
Miracle Mineral Supplement

These people should be 2nd amendmented.
 
2013-01-12 08:40:41 AM

No Time To Explain: Well, it would have cleaned out the pipes at least

/"alternative health product"... Pfffft, its just tap water


What do you think alternative health products are made of?
 
2013-01-12 08:42:47 AM

jtown: citation needed
As with a lot of alternative remedies, there are unscrupulous individuals out there who sell something else and tell you it is genuine Willard Water
Even the legit stuff contains sulfated castor snake. oil.

 
2013-01-12 08:47:52 AM

ThisIsntMe: C'mon.it's water..


THAT's who she is!!! That little girl from Alien grew up and went on Bones Season 7. I knew I knew her weirdly cute little face, but couldn't place her!
 
2013-01-12 08:50:49 AM

LoneWolf343: No Time To Explain: Well, it would have cleaned out the pipes at least

/"alternative health product"... Pfffft, its just tap water

What do you think alternative health products are made of?


Fairy dust and unicorn farts, naturally
 
2013-01-12 08:52:03 AM
I guess he didn't have purity of essence.
 
2013-01-12 08:52:20 AM

hublan: Miracle Mineral Supplement

These people should be 2nd amendmented.

The nursing home people? For assigning malice to what could be explained by ignorance? Yeah, there probally isn't much excitement around there but, being 2nd amendmented for calling the cops on the guy seems extreme.
 
2013-01-12 08:55:10 AM
"THAT's who she is!!! That little girl from Alien grew up and went on Bones Season 7. I knew I knew her weirdly cute little face, but couldn't place her!" Ok not Alien - Waterworld someone said? Anyway I recognized her kid face turned into an adult face.
 
2013-01-12 08:56:23 AM
hurr durr dihydrogen monoxide derp derp
 
2013-01-12 09:00:29 AM
Whar California tag? Whar?
 
2013-01-12 09:08:31 AM

BronyMedic: Wait, if they added Chlorine to it, wouldn't it be H2O + CL-?


If you're dying to, but would you want to list everything else that typically shows up in potable municipal water? All the dissolved salts are why most water will have an EC (electrical conductivity as a way to measure salinity) of at least 0.3 dS/m or so. Where I live it's about 0.8. Some can be up around 1.0 to 1.5.

For example, mine would look something like: H2O +Cl + Mg +Ca +SO4 + NO3 + Na + K + H2CO3 + B + Fe + Fl + P etc...

I believe It would get a tad unwieldy to talk like that.
 
2013-01-12 09:11:40 AM

no 5th av. in Billings: hublan: Miracle Mineral Supplement

These people should be 2nd amendmented.
The nursing home people? For assigning malice to what could be explained by ignorance? Yeah, there probally isn't much excitement around there but, being 2nd amendmented for calling the cops on the guy seems extreme.


I was actually referring to the purveyors of this snake oil "supplement".
 
2013-01-12 09:35:56 AM
Someone who might sue over water being brought to her:

hypervocal.com
 
2013-01-12 09:56:07 AM

turbocucumber: Pools everywhere sighing a breath of relief. "My snowflake swallowed some pool water, do you want to kill her?"


This. Chlorine has a strong smell and flavor. In high enough concentrations to be dangerous to a person the water would taste to bad you'd never want to drink it.
 
2013-01-12 09:58:36 AM

tentaculistic: "THAT's who she is!!! That little girl from Alien grew up and went on Bones Season 7. I knew I knew her weirdly cute little face, but couldn't place her!" Ok not Alien - Waterworld someone said? Anyway I recognized her kid face turned into an adult face.


Glad I could help.
 
2013-01-12 10:01:16 AM

Voiceofreason01: turbocucumber: Pools everywhere sighing a breath of relief. "My snowflake swallowed some pool water, do you want to kill her?"

This. Chlorine has a strong smell and flavor. In high enough concentrations to be dangerous to a person the water would taste to bad you'd never want to drink it.


Gonna have to be strong, I'm thinking chlorinated water/non-bacterial water.
 
2013-01-12 10:37:13 AM
Hey buddy, you're doing it wrong.

I'll give you a hint: "When you PEAK you win"
 
2013-01-12 10:40:14 AM
it's (Cl)early water
 
2013-01-12 11:08:31 AM
63 and in a nursing home? This must be the woman the Social Security Administration bases its calculations on...
 
2013-01-12 11:17:54 AM
"63-year-old girlfriend"

At what point does she become no longer a girl of any sort?
 
2013-01-12 12:35:08 PM
If it's homeopathic (NTTAWWT) then it has less chlorine than tap water or air.
 
2013-01-12 01:18:54 PM
I'll have some H2O too.
 
2013-01-12 01:21:01 PM
ossuary.best-horror-movies.com
 
2013-01-12 02:19:55 PM

Zemog: 63 and in a nursing home? This must be the woman the Social Security Administration bases its calculations on...



TFA said she was staying there, not living there. There are two types of nursing homes. One is rehabilitative (SNF- skilled nursing facility), for when people are recovering from a serious accident or injury, and the other is to care for people when they can't care for themselves (ICF- institutional care facility).

Not spelled out, but since it says "staying" instead of "living" my money is on SNF.
 
2013-01-12 04:17:42 PM
Little Timmy took a drink, But he will drink no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4.
 
2013-01-12 06:02:10 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-12 06:40:23 PM
They apparently did not use their "Avogadrian principles".

Link
 
2013-01-12 06:45:24 PM

sporkme: Little Timmy took a drink, But he will drink no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4.


TIMMAH!!!

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-12 10:45:38 PM
H2O...MYGOD

steeshes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-13 06:34:12 PM
I've got some shiat
I've got the Kung Fu grip behind my green trap kit
 
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