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(SFGate)   A body was found at a recycling center. "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE" O_o   (sfgate.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-12 07:59:05 AM  
If you're going to quote it, get it right.
 
2013-01-12 08:00:29 AM  
It is every drone's duty to return to the tanks.
 
2013-01-12 08:07:07 AM  
soylent brown can be made out of poop
ask Al Roker
 
2013-01-12 08:10:38 AM  
Spoiler alert!

/subby moran
 
2013-01-12 08:11:43 AM  
You have to chop that up before you put it in the compost pile.
 
2013-01-12 08:14:10 AM  
Investigators are looking int which routes were bringing refuse to the site that day.

But he wanted to take the BLUE line.
 
2013-01-12 08:24:42 AM  
Reduce, reuse, recycle?
 
2013-01-12 08:48:00 AM  
No body. No crime.
 
2013-01-12 09:08:05 AM  
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Reduce, Re-use, Recycle
 
2013-01-12 09:19:24 AM  
"Make use of the force, Luke."
"With much power comes lots of responsibility."
 
2013-01-12 10:19:17 AM  
Tastes like chicken?
 
2013-01-12 10:36:24 AM  
Tuesday is Soylent green Day
 
2013-01-12 10:38:23 AM  

LDM90: "Make use of the force, Luke."
"With much power comes lots of responsibility."


Pop test, smart guy- you're trying to quote a memorable movie but you don't remember the exact wording of the quote you want to use. WHAT DOES ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?
 
2013-01-12 10:47:22 AM  
I think I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire eleven shots or only ten?" Well, I was very excited so now I've forgotten how many bullets fit in my gun. But being as this is a Red Ryder BB Gun, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your eye clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel fortunate? Well, do ya, punk?
 
2013-01-12 12:14:07 PM  

Fano: It is every drone's duty to return to the tanks.


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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
 
2013-01-12 12:57:39 PM  

KnowledgeJunkie: LDM90: "Make use of the force, Luke."
"With much power comes lots of responsibility."

Pop test, smart guy- you're trying to quote a memorable movie but you don't remember the exact wording of the quote you want to use. WHAT DOES ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?


Make fun of submittard's headline by incorrectly quoting other movies?
 
2013-01-12 01:13:38 PM  
I live in the area and saw the news report wherein the overlay said:

"A Grizzly Discovery"

And I thought wow, how do they know by looking that a bear did this?
 
2013-01-12 01:37:17 PM  

KangTheMad: KnowledgeJunkie: LDM90: "Make use of the force, Luke."
"With much power comes lots of responsibility."

Pop test, smart guy- you're trying to quote a memorable movie but you don't remember the exact wording of the quote you want to use. WHAT DOES ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?

Make fun of submittard's headline by incorrectly quoting other movies?


Not concievable!
 
2013-01-12 02:03:02 PM  
The recycling plant is about a 5 minute drive from my house.

Petaluma has a lot of weird shiat happen.
 
2013-01-12 02:05:34 PM  

Oldiron_79: KangTheMad: KnowledgeJunkie: LDM90: "Make use of the force, Luke."
"With much power comes lots of responsibility."

Pop test, smart guy- you're trying to quote a memorable movie but you don't remember the exact wording of the quote you want to use. WHAT DOES ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?

Make fun of submittard's headline by incorrectly quoting other movies?

Not concievable!


That word, I think it means what you think it means
 
2013-01-12 05:13:39 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: I think I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire eleven shots or only ten?" Well, I was very excited so now I've forgotten how many bullets fit in my gun. But being as this is a Red Ryder BB Gun, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your eye clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel fortunate? Well, do ya, punk?


You'd remember if you'd just "Drink your Nesquik!"
 
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