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(Mother Nature Network)   It's time to start training and preparing for the World Cup. Especially if you're a prostitute   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, World Cup, Belo Horizonte, prostitution, BusinessNewsDaily  
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5309 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2013 at 7:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-12 07:06:42 AM
2013-01-12 07:15:53 AM  
It's not like they have to learn the entire language, just key phrases like "would you like to go somewhere where we could be alone?", and "you can put the lamp in my ass for twenty bucks"
2013-01-12 07:22:12 AM  
That's a lot of prostitutes.
2013-01-12 07:23:11 AM  
and "you can put the lamp in my ass for twenty bucks"

Just show some respect ...
let the bulb cool down first.
2013-01-12 07:28:58 AM  
They will want two cups I'm sure.
2013-01-12 07:33:32 AM  
.... That's a new version of "sustainable business practices".
/ just looking at the URL..
2013-01-12 08:00:07 AM  
Vieira also said that English would be an important asset for prostitutes in negotiating prices and, of course, during other industry-specific transactions.

I'd like to have an industry-specific transaction with you all night long.
2013-01-12 08:10:59 AM  
I do industry-specific transactions with your mom.
2013-01-12 08:42:33 AM  
So, they're preparing to show tourists how to do the Horizonte Mamba?
2013-01-12 09:10:16 AM  
The only people in Greece who spoke English were the prostitutes I met outside my hostel. Understanding a language is useful in that line of work.
I knew something was wrong when they asked if I wanted to have sex, I replied yes but I was pretty certain that I'd somehow missed a few steps in the typical seduction process and briefly attributed it to amnesia at the time. I worked out pretty quickly that they were in fact after money for the act of my making love to them and as a result of my scruples and lack of immediate money I informed them that I wasn't interested, I then spent the rest of the day searching the streets and gutter for spare change and regretfully never found anyone else in Athens who was quite a fluent as they were in English.
I did find a syringe and four euros, but that is another story for another day.
2013-01-12 09:54:07 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [ image 502x382]

done in one
2013-01-12 12:02:42 PM  
Good luck with that in Qatar
/fark you Sepp with a rusty saw
2013-01-12 12:15:39 PM  
Daily mileage and deep knee dends
2013-01-12 05:23:51 PM  

Nogale: So, they're preparing to show tourists how to do the Horizonte Mamba?

No they're learning to explain in English that if you don't pay them the f*** right now, your gonna get shot and raped.

/Not necessarily in that order.
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