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(WIVB)   Female teacher recently paroled after doing the whole sex with a student thing snips off her ankle bracelet and hits the road with another young'un. Or, as they call it in Buffalo, "Wednesday"   (wivb.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-12 12:42:13 AM  
FTFA: Dickey had been out on parole since February 29, 2012, and living in the Back to Basics Ministries' halfway house in Buffalo.

Well... it looks like...
(*puts on glasses*)
she's decided to go all the way.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-01-12 01:36:47 AM  
Cara Dickey sounds like a great name for a drag queen.
 
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2013-01-12 03:28:58 AM  
So, she likes a little Dickey?
 
2013-01-12 04:40:23 AM  
img2.ranker.com
charter schools are superior to regular schools indeed
 
2013-01-12 05:48:56 AM  
Unfortunately, prison made her chubby and manly looking.
 
2013-01-12 05:49:41 AM  
I got as far as DIckey and could not stop laughing. I am sure that the rest of the article is nowhere near as entertaining as her name.
 
2013-01-12 05:51:10 AM  
They call kids "Wednesdays"?
 
2013-01-12 05:53:56 AM  
PredatorsFine Upstanding Women like this are heroes on FARK.
 
2013-01-12 05:54:45 AM  
Obviously a female pedo, there's no other excuse for being so nuts as to violate your parole so flagrantly.
 
2013-01-12 05:59:12 AM  
The mental health of this country is slipping fast.
 
2013-01-12 06:04:59 AM  
Dedication to Education ? Perhaps ?
 
2013-01-12 06:12:43 AM  
Looking at the first photo, I was thinking she might have a little Dickey.
 
2013-01-12 06:20:01 AM  

rnatalie: Looking at the first photo, I was thinking she might have a little Dickey.


Amen. That scarf is probably hiding an Adam's apple. I'm thinking he's trying to get back into the women's prison, less competition.
 
2013-01-12 06:25:12 AM  
She is the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm just sad that no bang-able teachers "victimized" me as a poor/defenseless/vulnerable teenager.
 
2013-01-12 06:31:08 AM  
We can't have women making young men happy now can we? That would be unconscionable!!!!
 
2013-01-12 06:34:45 AM  
Reminds me a woman who lived next door to us growing up. She stayed at home while her husband worked. Her body was a ten, her face was a twelve, and she had a deep exhibitionist streak running through her. She loved gardening in skimpy outfits, bending over at the waist, showing off her panties, wearing bikini tops. It pissed off every woman in the subdivision because she was a hot little thing, and they were bathrobe swaddled land mammoths. She especially loved it when delivery trucks would wreck into the stop sign at the curve near her corner. My mother wouldn't refer to her by name, calling her instead, "P.W." which was short for "Power Whore."

As her outfits shrank, the wives complained more and more to their husbands. They finally demanded that something be done. So one poor husband, who was an associate minister at the Lutheran church, had to go talk to her husband. He was actually nice about it and expressed his frustration with her refusal to "be more suburban, for the sake of the young people." The minister apologized loudly and profusely, but begged him to do something about it.

He agreed to put a stop to it and told her if she was going to be in the yard, then she had to wear long pants and a shirt. The two of them had a huge argument which spilled onto their lawn and ended with her tearing off in her little red convertible.

The next day, when I got off the bus coming home from school, there was a big crowd in front of her house. She was completely naked, pushing the lawnmower, back and forth, her big tits jiggling with the vibration of the machine. The guys were jawing with one another and the women were braying and mooing like they were getting branded.

The husband comes tearing up the street, screeches into the driveway, and marches directly into the garage. He comes out with this three foot machete, and doesn't even break stride as he walks toward her with her back turned. No one in the crowd can believe what's happening, so it's dead silent accept for the roar of the mower.

Then with one whack, he chops off her head, which leaps into the air, twirling like a pumpkin thrown from the back of a farm truck. Her headless body, with those big breasts drenching in blood, falls to the grass. Her head lands in the mulch where they'd planted daises that spring.

The husband starts screaming at the crowd, "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? HUH? IS THAT ENOUGH?" All the while, he's kicking her head down toward the street. Then, enraged by everyone's gaping mouths, he starts swinging the machete and yelling at the crowd. Sobering up from the shock, everyone takes off screaming in every direction.

In the confusion, I managed to sneak off with her head, which turned my ordinary 13 year old masturbation into an exotic art. I kept it in the mini-fridge in the basement, so whenever I wanted to use it, I'd pop it in the microwave for a few minutes. Worked well for about three months, but then I forgot to put it back into the fridge and it rotted.

The husband went to jail, of course. The neighborhood husbands groveled about, having lost their eye candy. But the wives couldn't have been happier - going on and on during their Bunco parties about how much safer all the children were now that the evil sex monster had been slain.

I didn't feel any safer, but then again, people were looking for that head.
 
2013-01-12 06:43:26 AM  
At first I was all "Got Damn that's hot!"
Then I clicked and was all
"Got Damn that's not!"
Throw the book at her!

/Gotdamn!
/don't blaspheme!
 
2013-01-12 06:44:49 AM  

spentmiles: Reminds me a woman who lived next door to us growing up. .


Brilliant.
 
2013-01-12 06:55:02 AM  

mighty_maxx: spentmiles: Reminds me a woman who lived next door to us growing up. .

Brilliant.


^ This. I'm standing up and applauding as Mrs.Kritter is trying to sleep. The microwave passage allows me to type with me penis. bravo!


/spentmiles allows me to relive the joy of 1970's National Lampoon magazines quality entertainment
 
2013-01-12 07:03:19 AM  
Dickey? She hardly knew he.
 
2013-01-12 07:09:10 AM  

spentmiles: Reminds me a woman who lived next door to us growing up. She stayed at home while her husband worked. ...


Whar u been at? I haven't seen any good spentmiles posts in a while, unless I'm hanging in the wrong threads.
 
2013-01-12 07:11:04 AM  
So the kids called her Miss Dickey?
 
2013-01-12 07:15:50 AM  
We need REAL sex education for young men in school:

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2013-01-12 07:40:37 AM  

spentmiles: Reminds me a woman who lived next door to us growing up.
The husband comes tearing up the street, screeches into the driveway, and marches directly into the garage. He comes out with this three foot machete, and doesn't even break stride as he walks toward her with her back turned. No one in the crowd can believe what's happening, so it's de ... blah blah...


That was one ripping yarn
 
2013-01-12 07:58:12 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: So the kids called her Miss Dickey?


She went to prison for a while, so yeah she does.
 
2013-01-12 08:05:26 AM  

cretinbob: [img2.ranker.com image 276x276]
charter schools are superior to regular schools indeed


Yeah but, can she fly a viper?
 
2013-01-12 08:28:41 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-01-12 08:46:05 AM  
Something, something, something, thirty days in the hole, something, something, something...
 
2013-01-12 09:09:15 AM  
spentmiles

Did the her eyes pop when you microwaved her head?

If so:
www.pirate4x4.com
Did you get in some sweet skull farking?
 
2013-01-12 09:42:09 AM  

cretinbob: [img2.ranker.com image 276x276]
charter schools are superior to regular schools indeed



Zip your pants back up. Not even close.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-12 10:33:06 AM  
You're one sick puppy, spentmiles. Sick, sick, sick.
Keep up the good work.

/this woman looks better as a brunette.
 
2013-01-12 11:38:59 AM  
Not even with your dick.
 
2013-01-12 11:47:14 AM  
I lived a lot of Wednesdays in Buffalo. I don't recall being kidnapped for sex by ex-con teachers any more then than any other day of the week. Just sayin'.
 
2013-01-12 12:33:37 PM  

spentmiles: bathrobe swaddled land mammoths


You might be onto something here. With all the recent hate on too-skinny models and unrealistic body images pushed onto young girls by the fashion and magazine industry, it might be time for a more plus-sized girl group. Something along the lines a Lane Bryant version of the Spice Girls, and "Bathrobe Swaddled Land Mammoths" is just the name for them.
 
2013-01-12 12:38:20 PM  
Crazy eyes. Just saying, she might have some mental health issues.
 
2013-01-12 12:44:25 PM  

spentmiles: The husband starts screaming at the crowd, "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? HUH? IS THAT ENOUGH?" "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"


Fixed
 
2013-01-12 01:34:18 PM  
officers suspect she has a new victim.

My deranged mind initially read that as "...a new rectum."
 
2013-01-12 01:35:33 PM  
who confessed to having a sexual relationship and suicide pact with a 14-year-old student in 2009,

Aaaaaaaaand the fun stops right HERE.
 
2013-01-12 02:48:46 PM  
I think knew her sister, Anita Dickey.
 
2013-01-12 02:54:38 PM  
>> Convicted sex offender Cara Dickey is on the run and parole officers suspect she has a new victim.

?? Victim ??

How about "the happiest teenage boy in the entire USA" ?
 
2013-01-12 04:17:46 PM  
How about this Oklahoma trash? Is THIS acceptable? She is on parole and steals another underage student? DEFEND THIS ONE you skankycoont.
 
2013-01-12 04:20:43 PM  

Dadoody: Unfortunately, prison made her chubby and manly looking.


i.dailymail.co.uk

The Daily Mail says she's now a lesbian and split because her girlfriend is also on parole; apparently two parolees can't date in NY state. See aricle here (link).

She also called Buffalo's Eyewitness news (link).

She says the kid is her girlfriend's son and she won't surrender.
 
2013-01-12 05:44:27 PM  
I'm probably showing what a noob I am, but I just came across this site:

The Hottest Teachers Caught Sleeping With Students

And there are several in that list (best is #3) that I would most definitely pound into a slurry so hard that some poor angry god would be scrubbing his fist for weeks afterward with steel wool and turpentine to try to get the stains out.
 
2013-01-12 07:53:14 PM  

j0e_average: Zip your pants back up. Not even close.

[i.imgur.com image 432x240]


Why is it that when men go to prison, they come out looking like bodybuilders or Robert Smith, but when women do, they come out looking like Roseanne Barr? (or John Goodman, occasionally)
 
2013-01-13 03:53:07 AM  
Lance Bass has really let himself go!

userserve-ak.last.fmi.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-13 11:59:41 AM  
If Chaz Bono bleached his hair...
www.accesshollywood.com
 
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