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(NW Florida Daily News)   He may be a crackhead, but at least he's a budget-minded crackhead   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 23
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2013-01-11 09:27:10 PM  
My initial thought was this was an article about Marion Barry.
I was disappointed
 
2013-01-11 09:28:01 PM  
He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.
 
2013-01-11 09:29:14 PM  
Out-dated drug-crime is out-dated.

Realize: Legalize.
 
2013-01-11 09:31:29 PM  

davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.


Sounds like he may sample the merchandise.
 
2013-01-11 09:34:26 PM  

Boojum2k: davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.

Sounds like he may sample the merchandise.


Does it matter?

Why do you frickin' jackhats keep judging, jackhats?

*Big-sigh*
 
2013-01-11 09:35:05 PM  

Indubitably: Boojum2k: davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.

Sounds like he may sample the merchandise.

Does it matter?

Why do you frickin' jackhats keep judging, jackhats?

*Big-sigh*


P.S. Grow up.
 
2013-01-11 09:38:00 PM  
"Illegal Tint" is cop code for Driving While Black.
 
2013-01-11 09:38:56 PM  

davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.


That's what I was wondering. Doesn't intent to sell carry a stiffer punishment than possession?
 
2013-01-11 09:39:14 PM  

hershy799: My initial thought was this was an article about Marion Barry.
I was disappointed


Add cheap hookers and he'd come running.
 
2013-01-11 09:39:53 PM  

davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.


That's right. If I was caught with crack I'd say "Hells yeah dats my crack. I's be takin my whip up to da hood and I funna smoke dat shiat wif my homeys." but I'm not a crackhead. I definitely wouldn't tell the cops I intended to deal the crack.
 
2013-01-11 09:41:22 PM  
As far as I know, you can't do rehab/classes if you admit to being a dealer.

But he can change his mind later n say he didn't mean it cuz he was high.

But ya, intent to sell is worse than possession.
 
2013-01-11 09:42:29 PM  
The most important lesson to learn if you're carrying drugs - if you get stopped by the cops, wipe your fingerprints off the outside of the container, drop it on the floor and kick it under the seat. If the cops find it, deny ownership no matter what the cops say. Don't try to make the story to elaborate - just say "I don't know who put that there, but it isn't mine." The cops play a lot of games to try to get you to admit that it's yours, but don't ever fall for it. If it goes to court, a decent defense attorney will argue that the client left plenty of opportunities for other people to enter the car and the drugs might belong to any number of people. More often than not, the defendant will slide because of the "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard.

Heard this from a defense attorney. He also said your appearance (including race) will also be a strong factor to most juries. No, I've never had this happen to me - never been to criminal court in my life.
 
2013-01-11 09:44:45 PM  

Indubitably: Boojum2k: davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.

Sounds like he may sample the merchandise.

Does it matter?

Why do you frickin' jackhats keep judging, jackhats?

*Big-sigh*


They are commenting on the fact that selling usually gets you more time than just possession. So hes admitting to a "worse" crime.
 
2013-01-11 09:58:54 PM  

rockforever: Indubitably: Boojum2k: davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.

Sounds like he may sample the merchandise.

Does it matter?

Why do you frickin' jackhats keep judging, jackhats?

*Big-sigh*

They are commenting on the fact that selling usually gets you more time than just possession. So hes admitting to a "worse" crime.


And apostrophes, law-peeps, find them next...
 
2013-01-11 10:00:41 PM  
If you're riding in a car with illegal window tint [...]

You are likely overcompensating for having no money, no prospects, and no goddamn sense. But good job retrofitting Barney-the-Dinosaur-purple HID lighting into your 92 Geo Metro and taking out a payday loan to buy rims; you'll be only slightly more conspicuous to the police than to single women.
 
2013-01-11 10:13:08 PM  

davidphogan: He admitted he doesn't use it and was planning to sell it? I'd rather the cops think I'm a crackhead than a crack dealer.


He was stupid because he'll get more time
 
2013-01-11 10:20:46 PM  
I've known a few crackheads and none of them can keep to a budget.
 
2013-01-11 10:46:53 PM  
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Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway???
 
2013-01-11 10:46:54 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I've known a few crackheads and none of them can keep to a budget.


I like how govt's cast aspersions, sort of, mostly hate here/.
 
2013-01-11 11:16:22 PM  
Indubitably: Out-dated drug-crime is out-dated.

Realize: Legalize.


here, here.
 
2013-01-12 12:01:15 AM  
www.bubbleblabber.com
 
2013-01-12 01:37:54 AM  
Macklemore?
 
2013-01-12 05:21:09 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I've known a few crackheads and none of them can keep to a budget.


U.S. Debt...is there some similarity?
 
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