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(Salon)   Part-time supermodel Pat Roberston: "Awful-looking" women are ruining marriages   (salon.com) divider line 229
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2013-01-11 05:16:52 PM
I agree
 
2013-01-11 05:27:26 PM
Who cares what some sparkly vampire thinks.  STFU twilight-boy.
 
2013-01-11 05:30:30 PM
That's why you shouldn't marry them!
 
2013-01-11 05:39:26 PM
Popcorn get your hot popcorn.
 
2013-01-11 05:39:53 PM
www.blog.joelx.com
What a stud!
 
2013-01-11 05:40:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: That's why you shouldn't marry them!


She wasn't awful-looking when I married her.
 
2013-01-11 05:40:51 PM
Awful looking women are a pestilence that must be eradicated.
 
2013-01-11 05:41:08 PM
 
2013-01-11 05:41:13 PM
aka, when the 700 club realized their audience was so malleable, they didn't even have to try any more.
 
2013-01-11 05:41:41 PM
Jimmy Soul disagrees.
 
2013-01-11 05:42:03 PM
pffft. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

/this is my personal point of view
 
2013-01-11 05:43:05 PM
And if she was too attractive he'd be complaining that she's tempting men to sin. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, PAT!!!
 
2013-01-11 05:43:14 PM
 
2013-01-11 05:44:39 PM
Dumbass , he forgot to mention fat chicks .
 
2013-01-11 05:45:56 PM
How in the world is Pat Robertson not yet dead and spooning with Falwell in the seventh circle of hell?
 
2013-01-11 05:46:01 PM
It's much more reasonable to say that ugly looking (read: unkempt) women are ruining SOME marriages. As I'm sure they are.


/some unkempt men are also ruining marriages
 
2013-01-11 05:46:33 PM
When a man as fine as Pat gives advice to forlorn lovers, women had best listen. After all, what female would not want rack time with that hunk?
 
2013-01-11 05:46:35 PM
Don't be unattractive
 
2013-01-11 05:46:39 PM
Pat Robertson supports the legalization of marijuana. So I don't disagree with everything this guy says.
 
2013-01-11 05:46:59 PM
As much as I'd like to hate on Pat Robertson for his rampant stupidity, which is almost too easy, in this case he's just suggesting that maybe the 17 year old kid isn't seeing the entire picture of his parents' marriage (entirely reasonable) and then repeats a retarded joke that he heard once.
 
2013-01-11 05:47:00 PM

reillan: pffft. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

/this is my personal point of view


Glad to see someone had posted this particular bit of insight.
 
2013-01-11 05:48:12 PM
Quagmire disgrees.
 
2013-01-11 05:48:24 PM
Go be ugly elsewhere, then you can be an ugly whore.
 
2013-01-11 05:49:52 PM
someone had to say it.
 
2013-01-11 05:50:29 PM

nharrisphoto: And if she was too attractive he'd be complaining that she's tempting men to sin. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, PAT!!!


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2013-01-11 05:50:33 PM

maxx2112: FirstNationalBastard: That's why you shouldn't marry them!

She wasn't awful-looking when I married her.


Always check out her mom.  That'll warn you.
 
2013-01-11 05:51:17 PM

Kazaa: Jimmy Soul disagrees.


beat me by 22 seconds...
 
2013-01-11 05:51:56 PM
As a woman, I agree with him. Stay attractive for your mate, because if you don't, it just causes unnecessary problems.
 
2013-01-11 05:52:12 PM

reillan: pffft. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

/this is my personal point of view


It's true. Mrs. Smurf ain't the best looking broad around but she's got everything else a man could want. We're all going to get old and ugly anyway so you might as well have something more than looks going for you.

/could have been called Ugly Smurf
//the other smurfs thought it wouldn't be fair to the uglies to lump me in with them
 
2013-01-11 05:52:13 PM

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lol preview
 
2013-01-11 05:52:16 PM

exick: As much as I'd like to hate on Pat Robertson for his rampant stupidity, which is almost too easy, in this case he's just suggesting that maybe the 17 year old kid isn't seeing the entire picture of his parents' marriage (entirely reasonable) and then repeats a retarded joke that he heard once.


It sounded like something Winston Churchill might have said.

"Mr. Prime Minister, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee."

"Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."
 
2013-01-11 05:53:27 PM

Atomic Spunk: Pat Robertson supports the legalization of marijuana. So I don't disagree with everything this guy says.


He supports marijuana legalization and says no to fat chicks............ what's his Fark™ handle?
 
2013-01-11 05:53:28 PM

Babbs: As a woman, I agree with him. Stay attractive for your mate, because if you don't, it just causes unnecessary problems.


It should go without saying, but this goes both ways, so men, stay attractive for your mate as well.
 
2013-01-11 05:53:46 PM
So, Pat Robertson told a joke that is so old that Noah fell off his dinosaur laughing the first time he heard it and I am supposed to be offended?

Up next, Henny Youngman called out for his ultra misogynistic "joke," "Take my wife...please!" implying that women are property.
 
2013-01-11 05:54:20 PM

reillan: pffft. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. get married.

/this is my personal point of view


FTFY
 
2013-01-11 05:55:45 PM
It's been awhile since I read Maxim (I didn't realize it was even in print anymore) but......Pat Robertson writes for them? Really? What in the blue fark?
 
2013-01-11 05:56:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-11 05:57:08 PM
If she's ugly but willing to make you a sammich and bring you a cold beer marry her.
 
2013-01-11 05:57:13 PM
Pat's BAKED, yo.


BarkingUnicorn: exick: As much as I'd like to hate on Pat Robertson for his rampant stupidity, which is almost too easy, in this case he's just suggesting that maybe the 17 year old kid isn't seeing the entire picture of his parents' marriage (entirely reasonable) and then repeats a retarded joke that he heard once.

It sounded like something Winston Churchill might have said.

"Mr. Prime Minister, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee."

"Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."


I thought of that, too. I'm 99% sure Pat stole that joke from someone.
 
2013-01-11 05:59:52 PM
Hmmm...the Mrs. HAS been getting a bit uppity lately....
 
2013-01-11 06:00:25 PM

Oldiron_79: Atomic Spunk: Pat Robertson supports the legalization of marijuana. So I don't disagree with everything this guy says.

He supports marijuana legalization and says no to fat chicks............ what's his Fark™ handle?


somethingsomethingpipes
 
2013-01-11 06:00:26 PM

Bonzo_1116: nharrisphoto: And if she was too attractive he'd be complaining that she's tempting men to sin. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, PAT!!!

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You, kind sir or ma'am, are a hilarious... picture the whole thing with Billy Mays.
 
2013-01-11 06:02:07 PM
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2013-01-11 06:02:41 PM
From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent:...After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great quality to either party; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.
- Letters from the Earth
 
2013-01-11 06:03:21 PM
Yeah. And most of Fark hates the fatties as evidenced by the Kate Upton threads and what not. Buncha farkin' hypocrites in here.
 
2013-01-11 06:05:18 PM
I feel that it's the over-abundance of hot dudes that make my marriage difficult.
 
2013-01-11 06:05:32 PM

SithLord: Yeah. And most of Fark hates the fatties as evidenced by the Kate Upton threads and what not. Buncha farkin' hypocrites in here.


It what world is Kate Upton a fatty?
 
2013-01-11 06:05:49 PM
I see a number of overweight dumpy doofy men married to fit attractive women and a number of overweight dumpy cranky women married to fit attractive men.

I blame TV sitcoms for this.
 
2013-01-11 06:05:52 PM

RottenEggs: Dumbass , he forgot to mention fat chicks .


www.she.com.pk

He also neglected to mention the ducks this time.
 
2013-01-11 06:05:54 PM
Why do people recoil so much at the thought that women might be doing something wrong in their relationships? This quote really wasn't as bad as Salon is making it out to be, I read his quote and was like, "So what's the big deal?" Then I saw Salon's reaction and was like, "Apparently it was a big deal." Then I read it again and realized it still wasn't a big deal.

Men don't like unattractive women. Women don't like unattractive men. If you're ugly, try to be more attractive. Otherwise, get over it.
 
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