BumpInTheNight: Oh god, I found his fark handle!
brap: 'Back at the hospital, he reportedly masturbated in the office of the director of nurses, where he stole two photos and left "a trail of semen" '
uncleacid: Lewis and Clark never mentioned the Semen Trail.
JustYourGestureJester: BumpInTheNight: Oh god, I found his fark handle!all i wanna know is; why, when i click on this link, does my information show up?? hahahaha!!!/ tagged, but "NOT it"!// comma comma comma
Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, if you need to sniff panties, dress up like a woman with a beach ball under the dress, and leave trails of semen whereever you go, you fail at life. Kill yourself. You are so farked up, no therapy will help you.
Britney Spear's Speculum: But he's still allowed to have a gun, right?
sloshed_again: Britney Spear's Speculum: But he's still allowed to have a gun, right?Not where he's going.
Smeggy Smurf: He can still get his eye shot out
Indubitably: Um,To sight
sloshed_again: Smeggy Smurf: He can still get his eye shot outAre you talking Willie One Eye
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Willie and the hand jive
Indubitably: Indubitably: Um,To sight
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