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(Japan Today)   Circle K robber disconsolate after being informed register has no money, asks clerk to call police and arrest her. "Her attempt at armed robbery of a convenience store was so gentle police are currently unsure what charges they can press"   (japantoday.com) divider line 101
    More: Weird, clerk, bank robber, mean business, kitchen knife  
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2013-01-11 04:58:20 PM
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
 
2013-01-11 05:21:03 PM
TOKYO -... a woman burst into the Circle K convenience store brandishing a large blade like a kitchen knife."Give me all the money" she demanded of the clerk...

The woman, caught off guard by this sudden new development, quickly lost the heart for crime and dejectedly requested the clerk to "call the police, please."


An unarmed society is a polite society.
 
2013-01-11 05:48:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


Woah
 
2013-01-11 05:51:07 PM
"I'm *sniff sniff* so pathetic, officers. Can't even hold up a store right. Just....Just take me away!"
 
2013-01-11 06:00:36 PM

Nadie_AZ: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-11 06:01:20 PM
 
2013-01-11 06:17:33 PM

Ennuipoet: Nadie_AZ: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Don't forget to wind your watch!
 
2013-01-11 06:24:07 PM
If she's pretty I might hold it against her.
 
2013-01-11 06:25:06 PM
Who actually uses the phrase "dilly of a pickle"? Was this article written by Ned Flanders?
 
2013-01-11 06:27:19 PM
Looks like someone needs heathcare.
 
2013-01-11 06:28:20 PM
zero fark thirty
/ craves attention
//new farker. already on a course for self destruction by way of flagrant overuse of slashes
///but they're so much fun!
//// could be worse. could be trolling. movie time!
 
2013-01-11 06:28:21 PM
Maybe she was just looking for three hots and a cot?
 
2013-01-11 06:29:36 PM
This is my Weeners on this here site, so please call internet cops on me..........p.s. I have gun
 
2013-01-11 06:30:19 PM

foxyshadis: Maybe she was just looking for three hots and a cot?


Not in Japan. Their prisons are so hellacious, people REALLY don't want to go. That's one of the reasons (besides many cultural reasons) that crime in Japan is so low.
 
2013-01-11 06:32:31 PM

chopit: Who actually uses the phrase "dilly of a pickle"? Was this article written by Ned Flanders?


My thoughts exactly, who the Fark did they hire to write that story?
 
2013-01-11 06:32:38 PM
It was supposed to say this is my Boobies not my weeners please
 
2013-01-11 06:34:40 PM
Filter fun for the masses!  Heh.
 
2013-01-11 06:34:48 PM
What the fark trying to say Weeners is someone farking with me
 
2013-01-11 06:35:26 PM
I give up
 
2013-01-11 06:37:55 PM

mgoblue74: I give up


That's probably for the best.
 
2013-01-11 06:38:13 PM
Now I know Japan has at least one Circle K.
 
2013-01-11 06:38:52 PM
Have the TSA go through whatever she had in her pockets. Im sure something in them would be worth a terrorism charge

/first
//just checking
//Furst?
 
2013-01-11 06:40:19 PM

mgoblue74: I give up


welcometofark.jpeg
 
2013-01-11 06:41:50 PM
The cops didn't taze her, cuff her and humiliate her? Pussies.
 
2013-01-11 06:45:47 PM
Awwwww.

We can shoot missiles out of the sky, but we can't fix this?

I call bullshat.
 
2013-01-11 06:46:17 PM

mgoblue74: What the fark trying to say Weeners is someone farking with me


Thank you for the laugh. And welcome to Fark, where the filters can get you in a dilly of a pickle.
 
2013-01-11 06:49:26 PM
Just don't post about Greg Ginn.
 
2013-01-11 06:52:19 PM

UsikFark: Just don't post about Greg Ginn.


Damn, guess that filter guide is out of date... I wonder what it thinks of Boobies-traumatic stress syndrome.
 
2013-01-11 06:53:50 PM
Tried to say post
 
2013-01-11 06:57:41 PM
Whats next? Marsha Marsha Marsha.
 
2013-01-11 06:58:09 PM
im having trouble imaagining what a japanese female robber would look like. can any farkers help me out??
 
2013-01-11 06:58:15 PM
It's a dilly of a pickle thread.
 
2013-01-11 07:03:18 PM

Indubitably: Awwwww.

We can shoot missiles out of the sky, but we can't fix this?

I call bullshat.


...
 
2013-01-11 07:04:32 PM
Failed Ninja in training?
 
2013-01-11 07:06:08 PM

thisiszombocom: im having trouble imaagining what a japanese female robber would look like. can any farkers help me out??


image.shutterstock.com
 
2013-01-11 07:06:23 PM

Candy Colored Clown: Indubitably: Awwwww.

We can shoot missiles out of the sky, but we can't fix this?

I call bullshat.

...

To ellipsis?


Please explain your ellipsis, as in explicate it. Thank you.
 
2013-01-11 07:08:28 PM
I think a better headline would have been: "dilly of a pickle"
/Just had to find a reason to write dilly of a pickle.
//Dilly of a pickle!
///Really need a nap!!!
////o_0
 
2013-01-11 07:09:24 PM
I believe the young lady's confidence would be bolstered if the police could kindly see their way to charging her with "causing a nuisance".

Then she could sit on the Group W bench with her head held high.
 
2013-01-11 07:09:29 PM
Nevermind the story, the poster was Clintoned in the Boobies.
 
2013-01-11 07:14:01 PM
I was also stunned by the last line. Sort of a "Dilly of a Pickle Surprise."
 
2013-01-11 07:15:49 PM
If you try to rob,  if you get money or not you are a felon if convicted, put her away.
 
2013-01-11 07:18:53 PM

mgoblue74: Tried to say post


There's a filter that replaces certain words with other words. This is to prevent morons from typing 'Boobies' in every thread. Noe it's become somewhat of a joke around here. There's another filter to prevent people from typing their SSNs (to prevent scammers, etc.) If you type your SSN the digits are replaced with hash signs.
My SSN is ###-##-####
Kinda strange.
 
2013-01-11 07:20:09 PM
Also, I once had a harvesting tool that was as useful to me as Mr. Rizzo was to Mr. Sinatra.
 
2013-01-11 07:20:28 PM
Sounds like she was either depressed or at the end of her rope. Or both.
 
2013-01-11 07:21:47 PM

redsquid: mgoblue74: Tried to say post

There's a filter that replaces certain words with other words. This is to prevent morons from typing 'Boobies' in every thread. Noe it's become somewhat of a joke around here. There's another filter to prevent people from typing their SSNs (to prevent scammers, etc.) If you type your SSN the digits are replaced with hash signs.
My SSN is ###-##-####
Kinda strange.


did not know tha if if I posted this is my firs it would turn into so it would turn into something weird I guess I should have expected something like this fark me
 
2013-01-11 07:22:08 PM

redsquid: mgoblue74: Tried to say post

There's a filter that replaces certain words with other words. This is to prevent morons from typing 'Boobies' in every thread. Noe it's become somewhat of a joke around here. There's another filter to prevent people from typing their SSNs (to prevent scammers, etc.) If you type your SSN the digits are replaced with hash signs.
My SSN is ###-##-####
Kinda strange.


My SSN is ### ## ####
Wow you are right.
 
2013-01-11 07:25:35 PM

Nadie_AZ: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


Dammit! Right in the Boobies.

:/
 
2013-01-11 07:28:03 PM

FuturePastNow: mgoblue74: I give up

That's probably for the best.


I needed this laugh.

Welcome to Fark, mgoblue74.... ;)

/read the FArQ for a further understanding of the Fark filter
 
2013-01-11 07:30:43 PM
hahaha you guise....
 
2013-01-11 07:32:49 PM

onearmedninja: redsquid: mgoblue74: Tried to say post

There's a filter that replaces certain words with other words. This is to prevent morons from typing 'Boobies' in every thread. Noe it's become somewhat of a joke around here. There's another filter to prevent people from typing their SSNs (to prevent scammers, etc.) If you type your SSN the digits are replaced with hash signs.
My SSN is ###-##-####
Kinda strange.

My SSN is ### ## ####
Wow you are right.


Don't make me stop this car! I swear to Bob I'll turn this around if I hear one more peep out of you two. Now stop it!

###-##-####
hey it really works!
 
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