Dear Jerk: We could charge users ten cents each to message someone, let's see, a milllion messages would be $100,000. We could charge spammers a penny. A hundred million messages, that would be a million dollars. Then we could change the price to a hundred dollars and bury the notice. That's what we're looking for. One message. Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee.
MyRandomName: Old and Fat. She lost her appeal after Firefly
tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?
MayoSlather: tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?As if anyone on fark has a 100 bucks to their name.
The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.
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