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(Slash Gear)   For just $100, you can now send a personal message directly to Christina Hendricks via Facebook, which is totally worth it, because she is just dying to fall in love with you, she just doesn't know it yet   (slashgear.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-11 05:07:12 PM
Only if the reply is guaranteed to be of her naked self.

In many, many different poses.
 
2013-01-11 05:12:59 PM
Illustrative purposes only:

fashion.vogue.com.au
 
2013-01-11 05:15:12 PM
dear Christina,

Breasts.

Breasts, boobs, boobies, squeezing bazingas. Ta-Ta's. Funbags. Foobies

Thank you for your time.

- 10up
 
2013-01-11 05:15:16 PM
Are we going to get a separate thread for everyone we can send a $100 message to?
 
2013-01-11 05:15:44 PM
Lots of ex-boyfriends are going to be a hundred dollars poorer.
 
2013-01-11 05:20:26 PM
I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?
 
2013-01-11 05:23:31 PM
We could charge users ten cents each to message someone, let's see, a milllion messages would be $100,000. We could charge spammers a penny. A hundred million messages, that would be a million dollars. Then we could change the price to a hundred dollars and bury the notice. That's what we're looking for. One message. Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee.
 
2013-01-11 05:26:24 PM
Old and Fat. She lost her appeal after Firefly
 
2013-01-11 05:29:19 PM

Dear Jerk: We could charge users ten cents each to message someone, let's see, a milllion messages would be $100,000. We could charge spammers a penny. A hundred million messages, that would be a million dollars. Then we could change the price to a hundred dollars and bury the notice. That's what we're looking for. One message. Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee.


May i mambo dogface to the banana patch?

/moar Hendricks
 
2013-01-11 05:32:46 PM

MyRandomName: Old and Fat. She lost her appeal after Firefly


Yeah, there's no appeal in the picture posted above. None at all.
 
2013-01-11 05:35:22 PM

tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?


As if anyone on fark has a 100 bucks to their name.
 
2013-01-11 05:39:34 PM
This could be very useful. Anyone who is willing to spend $100 to message you on Facebook more than once is probably a stalker and should be under a restraining order.
 
2013-01-11 05:51:57 PM
I can only imagine the messages she will receive from the handsome, athletic, extroverted, socially-aware admirers of her 'talents."
 
2013-01-11 05:56:07 PM
How does it work; if someone sends a paid email and goes to an inbox - will it be unable to be deleted? Is FB going to keep hounding you with pop-ups until your read it?

Either way, someone could open it and delete with actually reading it, which would just be an annoyance to the recipient and a waste of money for the sender.

/or am I missing something here?
 
2013-01-11 05:57:20 PM
Massage?
 
2013-01-11 06:00:44 PM

MayoSlather: tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?

As if anyone on fark has a 100 bucks to their name.


I will, when my green ink cartridge arrives.
 
2013-01-11 06:05:38 PM

tjsands1118: I think Drew can learn from this, maybe a $100 instant green light?


Check the January price sheet - it's already $120.
 
2013-01-11 06:06:42 PM
If I had thousands of dollars to piss away, I think I'd start sending random celebrities pictures of my poop.
 
2013-01-11 06:07:38 PM
I better get some of that $100 if you farks send me an unwanted messafe
 
2013-01-11 06:11:12 PM
I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.
 
2013-01-11 06:19:33 PM

The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.


farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-11 06:29:24 PM
Stalking is getting expensive.
 
2013-01-11 06:32:16 PM

The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.


Freshly dead doesn't count.
 
2013-01-11 06:38:22 PM
I've only recently started getting into Mad Men. My God, she is beautiful.
 
2013-01-11 06:47:35 PM
Alison Brie doesn't have a Facebook page. But Scarlett Johansson does!
 
2013-01-11 06:48:22 PM
BIE? EIP
 
2013-01-11 07:13:19 PM

kahnzo: Massage?


This post has great merit! All in favour?
 
2013-01-11 07:15:30 PM

The Muthaship: I can talk to a fat, average looking chick in person for free.


Speaking of which, your mother says to give her a call sometime.
 
2013-01-11 07:27:14 PM
Redlit? Yet again the admins show they prefer the skinny boys to the buxom girls.
 
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