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durbnpoisn: CSB:When I was a senior in high school, some kid kept calling in bomb scares and setting off the fire alarms. Like, every day. So, the principle was having a meeting with the fire chief to come up with some sort of plan to help prevent it.As it happens, he didn't want to be disturbed during his meeting, so he turned off the fire alarm system in the school.About a half hour into their meeting, there was a fire in the school that burned down half of the new addition at the far end. The fire alarms at that end of the school were all pulled and none of them went off.Dumbass.Fortunately, no one was hurt.
Begoggle: [22.214.171.124 image 280x244]Your father stunk of Elsberries.
Mark Ratner: I miss the good 'ol days when pay phones were widely available. Only way you could get busted was if camera surveillance caught you using the pay phone. Now, they have a bunch of technology and stuff.
namegoeshere: What could possibly make you a bigger loser than calling in bomb threats to your high school? Calling in bomb threats to the high school you haven't attended in years*.Dude, HS may have sucked, but it's OVER. Let it go.*I would have said graduated from, but somehow I doubt that.
PiffMan420: Step 1: Buy a disposable cell phone is a neighborhood far away from your place of residence. Preferably a crappy bodega without any CCTV cameras. A baseball cap and hoodie is still strongly advised.Step 2. Call in bomb threat.Step 3. You are now being traced. Wipe your prints, destroy the phone and get the hell out of Dodge before the cops show up.Remember: It's not paranoia if they're really after you.
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