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(STLToday)   If you call in a bomb threat to your old school, make sure AT&T can't trace it back to your phone   (stltoday.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-11 02:03:24 PM
He was counting on AT&T customer service to keep the cops on hold until the statute of limitations ran out.
 
2013-01-11 02:08:11 PM
Okay.  Helpful safety tip, everybody.  Thanks, Egon.
 
2013-01-11 02:20:19 PM
Shawn Bryan Naber Jr.

www.palzoo.net

GOOOOOLLLLLY!
 
2013-01-11 02:21:44 PM
CSB:

When I was a senior in high school, some kid kept calling in bomb scares and setting off the fire alarms. Like, every day. So, the principle was having a meeting with the fire chief to come up with some sort of plan to help prevent it.
As it happens, he didn't want to be disturbed during his meeting, so he turned off the fire alarm system in the school.

About a half hour into their meeting, there was a fire in the school that burned down half of the new addition at the far end. The fire alarms at that end of the school were all pulled and none of them went off.

Dumbass.

Fortunately, no one was hurt.
 
2013-01-11 02:23:22 PM
Judging by his mug shot, this was not the first bad decision he's made.
 
2013-01-11 02:23:25 PM
Meth?

/back in the day morons did that on payphones (although that is still smarter that this douche).
//they would just check through who was out of school that day from around the area of the phone and usually get them
 
2013-01-11 02:23:35 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-11 02:24:51 PM
I miss the good 'ol days when pay phones were widely available. Only way you could get busted was if camera surveillance caught you using the pay phone. Now, they have a bunch of technology and stuff.
 
2013-01-11 02:24:55 PM

Greg Tolan: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x364]


aaaaand we're done here
 
2013-01-11 02:25:05 PM
Now THAT is a punchable face!
 
2013-01-11 02:25:18 PM
He looks like David Hahn.
 
2013-01-11 02:26:08 PM
cash ONLY
 
2013-01-11 02:26:36 PM
Yet there is no way for AT&T to find out who "withheld" is and why he keeps ringing my phone and hanging up.
 
2013-01-11 02:38:24 PM

durbnpoisn: CSB:

When I was a senior in high school, some kid kept calling in bomb scares and setting off the fire alarms. Like, every day. So, the principle was having a meeting with the fire chief to come up with some sort of plan to help prevent it.
As it happens, he didn't want to be disturbed during his meeting, so he turned off the fire alarm system in the school.

About a half hour into their meeting, there was a fire in the school that burned down half of the new addition at the far end. The fire alarms at that end of the school were all pulled and none of them went off.

Dumbass.

Fortunately, no one was hurt.


Did you go to Greendale?
screencrave.com
 
2013-01-11 02:45:38 PM
Sounds like Elsberry. And being Elsberry, that is definitely a meth face.
 
2013-01-11 02:48:37 PM
If that's Jesus on his chest it could explain everything.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-11 02:50:09 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

AND NO SOSIALISM EITHER!
 
2013-01-11 02:50:52 PM
Grew up not far from there. Couldn't wait to get out. And that was before meth!
 
2013-01-11 02:57:42 PM
74.220.219.74
Your father stunk of Elsberries.
 
2013-01-11 03:05:26 PM
I think this was all a big mis-understanding. He was just trying to warn them about Chino and Daddy Gee.

/Oh no
//Guadalajara won't do
 
2013-01-11 03:18:09 PM
Not a graduate mind you ... just a former student.
 
2013-01-11 03:33:11 PM
How can a cell phone call be traced when it's not connected to any wires?
 
2013-01-11 03:36:19 PM
What could possibly make you a bigger loser than calling in bomb threats to your high school? Calling in bomb threats to the high school you haven't attended in years*.

Dude, HS may have sucked, but it's OVER. Let it go.

*I would have said graduated from, but somehow I doubt that.
 
2013-01-11 03:38:01 PM
Ok, where is his 'before' Faces-o-Meth picture?
 
2013-01-11 03:38:37 PM
I bet his daddy was quite surprised to find him with the working girls in the county jail.

/oh no, william & mary won't do
 
2013-01-11 03:40:58 PM
Nevermind. I think I got it..

https://www.facebook.com/shawn.naber.3
 
2013-01-11 03:44:22 PM

Begoggle: [74.220.219.74 image 280x244]
Your father stunk of Elsberries.


While yours stunk of elderberries.
 
2013-01-11 04:02:04 PM
5'6"
Acne
Piercings
Ink
small brain
small pecker
Dumber than a box of hammers.
Am I overlooking anything here?
 
2013-01-11 04:31:35 PM
Confession and NCSB time...

I am ashamed to say that back in the day, some 20+ years ago, my then BF and I called one in while we
were off campus for lunch (there was no actual bomb, of course). This was back before the internets,
back before it ever occurred to the powers that be that kids could be violent sociopaths. All we wanted
was the rest of the day off so we could sneak off and make out. I shudder to think what would happen if
my stupid teenage self tried to pull that crap these days. No doubt I'd get an ass whooping that would
make jail time seem like a happyfuntime alternative.

And I would have deserved every wallop.

God I was a stupid kid.
 
2013-01-11 04:54:08 PM
Shawn Bryan Naber Jr., of Belle, Mo., was charged on Jan. 9, 2013, with making a terrorist threat for allegedly threatening to blow up Elsberry High School.

OH NOES!!!

SCARY, SCARY TERRISTS!!

Please save me from the scare TERRISTS, Mr Government man!  Here, take my taxes, freedom and privacy. I know you'll do a great job of protecting me!!!!!
 
2013-01-11 05:33:54 PM
Burners, not just for Saul Goodman's clients.
 
2013-01-11 05:43:52 PM

Mark Ratner: I miss the good 'ol days when pay phones were widely available. Only way you could get busted was if camera surveillance caught you using the pay phone. Now, they have a bunch of technology and stuff.


We had a dope use the payphone right outside the principal's office.

What did the penalty use to be? These days I imagine it's a trip to Gitmo. We had them several weeks in a row at times, so I assume either they didn't catch the culprits or penalty was detention/3 day vacation
 
2013-01-11 05:45:38 PM

namegoeshere: What could possibly make you a bigger loser than calling in bomb threats to your high school? Calling in bomb threats to the high school you haven't attended in years*.

Dude, HS may have sucked, but it's OVER. Let it go.

*I would have said graduated from, but somehow I doubt that.


I'm imagining Steve buscemi in billy madison
 
2013-01-11 05:52:25 PM
Step 1: Buy a disposable cell phone is a neighborhood far away from your place of residence. Preferably a crappy bodega without any CCTV cameras. A baseball cap and hoodie is still strongly advised.

Step 2. Call in bomb threat.

Step 3. You are now being traced. Wipe your prints, destroy the phone and get the hell out of Dodge before the cops show up.

Remember: It's not paranoia if they're really after you.
 
2013-01-11 06:06:59 PM

PiffMan420: Step 1: Buy a disposable cell phone is a neighborhood far away from your place of residence. Preferably a crappy bodega without any CCTV cameras. A baseball cap and hoodie is still strongly advised.

Step 2. Call in bomb threat.

Step 3. You are now being traced. Wipe your prints, destroy the phone and get the hell out of Dodge before the cops show up.

Remember: It's not paranoia if they're really after you.


Or, you could just fake a stomach ache like the rest of us.
 
2013-01-11 07:07:37 PM
You mean it's not like on TV when it takes the cops 45 minutes to trace a call and they have to keep you on the line the whole time?

THAT'S NOT FAIR!
 
2013-01-11 07:17:29 PM
Geez, all we used to do was call people and ask them if their refrigerator was running....

Kids...
 
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