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(Wisconsin State Journal)   Bucky Badger robs credit union   (host.madison.com) divider line 48
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2013-01-11 01:05:19 PM  
The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?
 
2013-01-11 01:31:11 PM  

tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?


Those cheese hats don't come cheap!
 
2013-01-11 01:57:41 PM  
At least he looks happy while robbing the bank.  In other news, this being WI, that might also be a woman.

/Honey badger don't give a sh**.  Look at that crazy f***.  Next up:  cobra.
 
2013-01-11 01:58:32 PM  
He robbed them with a big ol' snake - snake, a snake, oh it's a snake!
 
2013-01-11 02:26:45 PM  
This is actually not that surprising, considering what happened to me last week.  I was at the bank trying to cash a check when I saw that there were a bunch of people dressed up like badgers, like costumes or something, but it wasn't Halloween so I didn't know why they were doing it.  Is this a costume party, I asked, but one of them ate my check I was cashing and started scratching at me, and then I was like, hey give me back my check, man, but everyone was just screaming and pointing at me.  Then a bunch of park ranger dudes started telling me to climb a ladder, but I was like, I can't man, I have badgers all over my head, because apparently I took too much acid that morning and fell in the badger pit at the zoo.  It wasn't much fun.

So, yeah, I can totally see this happening.
 
2013-01-11 02:55:25 PM  

toraque: This is actually not that surprising, considering what happened to me last week.  I was at the bank trying to cash a check when I saw that there were a bunch of people dressed up like badgers, like costumes or something, but it wasn't Halloween so I didn't know why they were doing it.  Is this a costume party, I asked, but one of them ate my check I was cashing and started scratching at me, and then I was like, hey give me back my check, man, but everyone was just screaming and pointing at me.  Then a bunch of park ranger dudes started telling me to climb a ladder, but I was like, I can't man, I have badgers all over my head, because apparently I took too much mushrooms that morning and fell in the badger pit at the zoo.  It wasn't much fun.

So, yeah, I can totally see this happening.


FTFY

/good luck getting it out of your head
 
2013-01-11 02:56:43 PM  
Badgers can't be trusted.

/UMN '08 GO GOPHERS!!
 
2013-01-11 02:59:55 PM  

dv-ous: Badgers can't be trusted.

/UMN '08 GO GOPHERS!!


Do you know why Minnesota women don't date Wisconsin men?

Ever see what a Badger does to a Gopher hole?
 
2013-01-11 03:00:39 PM  

tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?


I can tell you from personal experience, wearing that exact hat gets you a lot of attention from the female WI college students. They frickin love it. If I gotta turn in the man card for that one, you can keep it.
 
2013-01-11 03:03:59 PM  

lennavan: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

I can tell you from personal experience, wearing that exact hat gets you a lot of attention from the female WI college students. They frickin love it. If I gotta turn in the man card for that one, you can keep it.


My wife has that hat.
 
2013-01-11 03:05:51 PM  
Dern it, I always knew dem badgers was up to something and now they're stealing our cash.
 
2013-01-11 03:09:00 PM  
I should ask my wife to get me a hat like that next time she is back to Wisconsin. I got a cheesehead last time!
 
2013-01-11 03:09:41 PM  
F*ck'em Bucky!
 
2013-01-11 03:09:51 PM  

FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!


Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.
 
2013-01-11 03:10:43 PM  
Why not tell us what cologne he was wearing? They must have great cameras.
 
2013-01-11 03:10:56 PM  

LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.


When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays
 
2013-01-11 03:12:16 PM  

desertmouse: At least he looks happy while robbing the bank. In other news, this being WI, that might also be a woman.


he he
 
2013-01-11 03:17:38 PM  

LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.


I didnt know Ryan Longwell was on FARK?

blatz514: LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.

When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays


Shows what you know...we dont have a TGI here in Green Bay.


/no really we dont
 
2013-01-11 03:19:58 PM  
Wisconsin badgers don't care, they don't give a shiat.
 
2013-01-11 03:20:45 PM  
Any chance he stumbled into that bank from state street?
 
2013-01-11 03:22:25 PM  
When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays

Shows what you know...we dont have a TGI here in Green Bay.


/no really we dont


Huh.  I did not know that.  Fine, how about here.
 
2013-01-11 03:25:00 PM  

cfroelic: dv-ous: Badgers can't be trusted.

/UMN '08 GO GOPHERS!!

Do you know why Minnesota women don't date Wisconsin men?

Ever see what a Badger does to a Gopher hole?


And that's.... well... that's why they can't be trusted. :-|
 
2013-01-11 03:26:27 PM  

eagles95: LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.

I didnt know Ryan Longwell was on FARK?

blatz514: LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.

When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays

Shows what you know...we dont have a TGI here in Green Bay.


/no really we dont


But there are two Applebee's.
 
2013-01-11 03:27:43 PM  

blatz514: LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.

When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays


A cheese hat is fine for TGI Fridays.  It's not like it's someplace really fancy, like Ardy & Ed's.
 
2013-01-11 03:29:51 PM  

mrmyxolodian: lennavan: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

I can tell you from personal experience, wearing that exact hat gets you a lot of attention from the female WI college students. They frickin love it. If I gotta turn in the man card for that one, you can keep it.

My wife has that hat.


She was married? Tell her I want it back.

(Does she have the gloves too?)
 
2013-01-11 03:33:18 PM  
Fancy in GB? Go to Pancake Place for this:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-11 03:33:43 PM  

FloydA: blatz514: LarryDan43: FloydA: tukatz: The hat is cute, but not very manly.

Maybe he needed money for a new hat?

Those cheese hats don't come cheap!

Cheese hats are common in Green Bay's fanciest restaurant. Applebee's.

When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays

A cheese hat is fine for TGI Fridays.  It's not like it's someplace really fancy, like Ardy & Ed's.


Awww, c'mon man.  They close during winter.

/love their burgers
 
2013-01-11 03:34:32 PM  
Bucky Badger, has to be Wisconsin. If it was Texas it'd be a beaver.
snortramen.com
 
2013-01-11 03:39:47 PM  

blatz514: When we wanna jazz it up, it's TGI Fridays

Shows what you know...we dont have a TGI here in Green Bay.


/no really we dont

Huh.  I did not know that.  Fine, how about here.


I love Krolls!
 
2013-01-11 03:43:20 PM  
Bucky Badger Badger Badger Badger robs credit union

FTFY

/took this long?
 
2013-01-11 03:48:13 PM  
he's just trying to keep up with his pretentious southern friend, the
laartist.mattbyers.com
 
2013-01-11 04:36:43 PM  
Wait... is this a furry thread?
 
2013-01-11 04:46:06 PM  
I am amazed at how easily some of these people get away with a robery like that.
We're talking, broad daylight, and he fled on foot. Even if he immediately changed his appearance (like lose the glasses and the hat), it shouldn't be too hard to track him down.

Just, wow.
 
2013-01-11 05:00:03 PM  
blatz514:

Awww, c'mon man.  They close during winter.

/love their burgers


You have good taste in burgers.
 
2013-01-11 05:05:11 PM  

FloydA: blatz514:

Awww, c'mon man.  They close during winter.

/love their burgers

You have good taste in burgers.


Plus they have cute girls on roller skates.  Good eats and hawt chicks on skates,  win win!
 
2013-01-11 05:07:05 PM  

durbnpoisn: I am amazed at how easily some of these people get away with a robery like that.
We're talking, broad daylight, and he fled on foot. Even if he immediately changed his appearance (like lose the glasses and the hat), it shouldn't be too hard to track him down.

Just, wow.


pretty much every bank robbery happens during normal business hours. otherwise the place is closed, and it's a lot harder to get to the money without a teller who has keys and knows passwords.

fleeing on foot is probably best, because there are cameras all around a normal bank. you have to park pretty far away, unless you want the car to get noticed.

/ and, it's rarely very hard to track them down. bank robberies are probably the some of the more successfully prosecuted crimes. that's one of the many reasons why bank's insurance companies have advised compliance with robbers instead of any kind of defense. the other reason is that the doctor bills of an injured bank teller are a lot more than all the cash in the bank at any given point in time.
// banks have a lot less cash than you think
 
2013-01-11 05:24:05 PM  

blatz514: FloydA: blatz514:

Awww, c'mon man.  They close during winter.

/love their burgers

You have good taste in burgers.

Plus they have cute girls on roller skates.  Good eats and hawt chicks on skates,  win win!



Here's a little something to tide you over until next month:

i105.photobucket.com
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 05:43:42 PM  
Meh. I prefer Bucky Katt:

fandomania.com
After all, we don't need no stinking badgers.
 
2013-01-11 05:46:36 PM  
Anyone who sees the man or who has information on the crime is asked to call 911.
I thought we were only supposed to call 911 for active emergencies?
 
2013-01-11 06:08:04 PM  

toraque: This is actually not that surprising, considering what happened to me last week.  I was at the bank trying to cash a check when I saw that there were a bunch of people dressed up like badgers, like costumes or something, but it wasn't Halloween so I didn't know why they were doing it.  Is this a costume party, I asked, but one of them ate my check I was cashing and started scratching at me, and then I was like, hey give me back my check, man, but everyone was just screaming and pointing at me.  Then a bunch of park ranger dudes started telling me to climb a ladder, but I was like, I can't man, I have badgers all over my head, because apparently I took too much acid that morning and fell in the badger pit at the zoo.  It wasn't much fun.

So, yeah, I can totally see this happening.


Dude, this is going to totally freak you out, so hold on. You're still in that badger pit. I should know, because I'm a badger.
 
2013-01-11 06:10:12 PM  
He must have been on mushrooms, mushrooms ...
 
2013-01-11 06:56:07 PM  
Fuker.

Rob a bank, not a credit union, dumbass.

I mean, quit crime, you Cro-Magnon, or Neanderthal out, but save Homo Sapien by saving in Credit Unions, mans.

And that's that.
 
2013-01-11 07:39:35 PM  

Sybarite: He robbed them with a big ol' snake - snake, a snake, oh it's a snake!


1-UP
 
2013-01-11 07:44:43 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Fark 'em, Barky!


/grad school in Madison, the best two or three decades of my life
 
2013-01-11 08:15:37 PM  

semiotix: [upload.wikimedia.org image 150x195]

Fark 'em, Barky!


/grad school in Madison, the best two or three decades of my life

To Midwest

 
2013-01-11 09:22:19 PM  

dv-ous: Badgers can't be trusted.


My reputation is impeccable.
 
2013-01-11 09:31:29 PM  

Badgers: dv-ous: Badgers can't be trusted.

My reputation is impeccable.


That's inherently dangerous, no?

To pig
 
2013-01-11 09:32:17 PM  

Indubitably: Badgers: dv-ous: Badgers can't be trusted.

My reputation is impeccable.

That's inherently dangerous, no?

To pig


P.S. It's im-peccary, sir.
 
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