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2013-01-11 02:07:02 PM
I bet you that if you asked Stephen Hawking himself, he'd like the idea of a machine body for himself.
 
2013-01-11 02:15:13 PM
Twisted and evil.
 
2013-01-11 02:22:07 PM
But he'd be dead by now if he lived inn one of those socialist government healthcare countries, just remember that
 
2013-01-11 02:28:36 PM
Lotta pearl clutching going on in Auld Blighty.
 
2013-01-11 02:29:58 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Twisted and evil.


There is still good in him.
 
2013-01-11 02:35:01 PM
Oh how cute. She thinks she's educated.
 
2013-01-11 02:37:53 PM
I find your lack of faith in quantum physics disturbing.
 
2013-01-11 02:40:17 PM
its an interesting idea she was presenting. as long as hawking himself wasn't offended i don't see what the big deal is
 
2013-01-11 02:41:04 PM
I read the whole article but am a bit confused. Is she suggesting that Stephen Hawking get an abortion?
 
2013-01-11 02:42:35 PM
His super-massive black hole was about two meters across. Disappointed, I am.
 
2013-01-11 02:43:53 PM
users.content.ytmnd.com

Just pissed Hawking is getting laid more
 
2013-01-11 02:44:02 PM

RexTalionis: I bet you that if you asked Stephen Hawking himself, he'd like the idea of a machine body for himself.


Much of the way we think and behave is influenced by hormones and moods and such. I guess a "brain" in a vat would still need all those extra influences. Could you imagine a living brain without those influences? You'd have a Prof Hawking brain in a robot body without those little feelings that tell you killing everyone might be a sad thing to do.
 
2013-01-11 02:50:13 PM
Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-11 02:56:19 PM

RexTalionis: I bet you that if you asked Stephen Hawking himself, he'd like the idea of a machine body for himself.


A robot body with the strength of 5 gorillas
 
2013-01-11 02:57:05 PM
A quick reading of the article doesn't really indicate that she said anything too dramatic. It might have been insensitive, but I don't think she's "denigrating his humanity", so much as making a point about how awesome it is that he can, even without a functional body, still be considered one of the greatest scientists.

Also, the line : "On this day it's worth examining just who and what we are really celebrating: the man, the mind or the machines?" Makes a good point about the nature of celebrity.

If Hawking were not in the chair, he probably would not be famous. He'd probably still be brilliant, but there are lots of brilliant unknown scientists. But we love a good underdog sob story.

Daily Fail tempest in a teacup.
 
2013-01-11 02:58:47 PM

SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]


From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.
 
2013-01-11 03:02:19 PM

Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]

From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.


Really, I'd thought it was...

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around
With a skeleton hand say
I am electric head
A cannibal core
A television said, yeah
Do not victimize
Read the motherf**ker
Psychoholic lies, yeah
Into a psychic war
I tear my soul apart and I
Eat it some more, yeah


...but if you insist.
 
2013-01-11 03:03:35 PM
I'm so glad they posted the picture of Darth Vader, I wouldn't have had a clue who he was otherwise.
 
2013-01-11 03:04:44 PM

SkunkWerks: Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]

From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.

Really, I'd thought it was...

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around
With a skeleton hand say
I am electric head
A cannibal core
A television said, yeah
Do not victimize
Read the motherf**ker
Psychoholic lies, yeah
Into a psychic war
I tear my soul apart and I
Eat it some more, yeah

...but if you insist.


Well, yeah.. I like More Human than Human, but I thought MC Hawking would be better for the subject at hand.

/Really liked the Richard Cheese version, but White Zombie is more fun to drive too... Especially the longer more... explicit.. mixes.
 
2013-01-11 03:07:05 PM
Oh, is it time for regularly scheduled monthly Internet Outrage Machine event already? Set up a perimeter, try to keep Tumblr contained before it spins up.
 
2013-01-11 03:07:48 PM

Shadow Blasko: Well, yeah.. I like More Human than Human, but I thought MC Hawking would be better for the subject at hand.

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me

Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.

You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence, say it's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear, and there's nowhen that I know
And I can't stand forever
I can't say if we're ever gonna be free

Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And men sliding into hell
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.

 
2013-01-11 03:09:04 PM
Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve
 
2013-01-11 03:10:22 PM
I'm fairly certain that Dr Hawking is still over 50% biological, though I wonder if he had the chance, would he upload himself, or replace his body with a mechanical one?
 
2013-01-11 03:11:14 PM

MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.


The Dead do not 'shoo-bop-a-loo-ah'.

www.scifiupdates.com
 
2013-01-11 03:13:39 PM
So let me get this straight. A brainy nerd-girl is not adept at social interaction and said something stupid?

THIS IS NEWS!!!!
 
2013-01-11 03:14:55 PM
FTA:
Helene Mialet provoked a backlash by calling Prof Stephen Hawking a 'brain in a vat'


No, no, no. Those are B'omarr Monks
 
2013-01-11 03:17:35 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-11 03:22:57 PM

Disposable Rob: FTA:
Helene Mialet provoked a backlash by calling Prof Stephen Hawking a 'brain in a vat'

No, no, no. Those are B'omarr Monks


I'm gonna go with "Greatest Biovizier Who Ever Lived", myself.

25.media.tumblr.com

^destroyed a universe.
 
2013-01-11 03:23:40 PM

SkunkWerks: Disposable Rob: FTA:
Helene Mialet provoked a backlash by calling Prof Stephen Hawking a 'brain in a vat'

No, no, no. Those are B'omarr Monks

I'm gonna go with "Greatest Biovizier Who Ever Lived", myself.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x583]

^destroyed a universe.


Um, no.

i516.photobucket.com

there we go.
 
2013-01-11 03:25:56 PM
MND Association branded her comments 'dehumanising and disrespectful'

Normally, when some rights activists get up in arms, it's just annoying, they're usually blowing something way the fark out of proportion.

Here you have somebody who is truly not letting a disability slow him down, he's one of the greatest minds of multiple generations, and is able to continue to deliver, as his body wastes away. Sure, he has the help of some rather amazing tech that some kid from the wrong side of the tracks wouldn't get, but that doesn't change the fact that Hawking should be a worldwide example of not letting life get you down. Besides, he's still more man than machine, no matter what this stupid twunt says.
 
2013-01-11 03:32:55 PM
I want to hear Hawking's opinion.
 
2013-01-11 03:36:26 PM
Uh-oh. Looks to me like The Hawk is gonna have to hit the button labeled "Extend That Good."

/Biatch Slap
//Better not be obscure
///Slashies come in threes
 
2013-01-11 03:39:22 PM
This is the advertisement they mention near the end of TFA.
 
2013-01-11 03:40:57 PM
What do you expect from The Daily Heil?
 
2013-01-11 03:44:16 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"biatch, please"
 
2013-01-11 03:47:27 PM

Disposable Rob: FTA:
Helene Mialet provoked a backlash by calling Prof Stephen Hawking a 'brain in a vat'

No, no, no. Those are B'omarr Monks


That's what I was gonna say.

Sorry, doctor. Right universe, wrong character:

www.poeghostal.com

And yes, once these guys reach a certain "enlightenment", they remove their brains into jars so as to further contemplate the universe.
 
2013-01-11 03:52:17 PM
I could totally take him in a sword fight.
 
2013-01-11 04:36:37 PM
Hey, it worked for Henry Akeley...
 
2013-01-11 04:38:56 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Agrees.
 
2013-01-11 04:39:51 PM

SithLord: Disposable Rob: FTA:
Helene Mialet provoked a backlash by calling Prof Stephen Hawking a 'brain in a vat'

No, no, no. Those are B'omarr Monks

That's what I was gonna say.

Sorry, doctor. Right universe, wrong character:

[www.poeghostal.com image 262x194]

And yes, once these guys reach a certain "enlightenment", they remove their brains into jars so as to further contemplate the universe.


Hey I remember sending away for that action figure. Limited edition Hasbro release from the RoTJ Special Edition. I still have it!
 
2013-01-11 04:40:53 PM
Has anyone asked what Dr Hawking thinks about the comments? Or is everyone just enjoying vicarious outrage?

maggiemcneill.files.wordpress.com

One of cartoonist Gary Larson's more famous cartoons shows two chimpanzees grooming. One finds a blonde human hair on the other and inquires, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?" Goodall herself was in Africa at the time, and the Jane Goodall Institute thought this was in bad taste, and had their lawyers draft a letter to Larson and his distribution syndicate, in which they described the cartoon as an "atrocity". They were stymied by Goodall herself when she returned and saw the cartoon, as she stated that she found the cartoon amusing. Since then, all profits from sales of a shirt featuring this cartoon go to the Jane Goodall Institute. Goodall wrote a preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy, and the Institute's letter was included next to the cartoon in the complete Far Side collection. She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behavior of humans and animals.
 
2013-01-11 04:42:18 PM
This is not the outrage I was looking for. I will move along...
 
2013-01-11 04:44:29 PM
I WAS PROMISED A SINGULARITY
FUK U KURZWEIL
 
2013-01-11 04:49:41 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Has anyone asked what Dr Hawking thinks about the comments? Or is everyone just enjoying vicarious outrage?

[maggiemcneill.files.wordpress.com image 278x375]

One of cartoonist Gary Larson's more famous cartoons shows two chimpanzees grooming. One finds a blonde human hair on the other and inquires, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?" Goodall herself was in Africa at the time, and the Jane Goodall Institute thought this was in bad taste, and had their lawyers draft a letter to Larson and his distribution syndicate, in which they described the cartoon as an "atrocity". They were stymied by Goodall herself when she returned and saw the cartoon, as she stated that she found the cartoon amusing. Since then, all profits from sales of a shirt featuring this cartoon go to the Jane Goodall Institute. Goodall wrote a preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy, and the Institute's letter was included next to the cartoon in the complete Far Side collection. She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behavior of humans and animals.


I'll see if I can ask him the next time he visits my work.... Though I'll have to ensure I don't offend him and get fired.
 
2013-01-11 04:58:25 PM

craigzy: I WAS PROMISED A SINGULARITY
FUK U KURZWEIL



Asymptotes take a little time before they go (just a tiny bit shy of) vertical.
Be patient for a few more years.
 
2013-01-11 04:59:22 PM

Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]

From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.

Really, I'd thought it was...

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around
With a skeleton hand say
I am electric head
A cannibal core
A television said, yeah
Do not victimize
Read the motherf**ker
Psychoholic lies, yeah
Into a psychic war
I tear my soul apart and I
Eat it some more, yeah

...but if you insist.

Well, yeah.. I like More Human than Human, but I thought MC Hawking would be better for the subject at hand.

/Really liked the Richard Cheese version, but White Zombie is more fun to drive too... Especially the longer more... explicit.. mixes.


Rob Zombie. More Human than Human pales in comparison to anything White Zombie.  For that matter, everything Rob Zombie has done since White Zombie combined together doesn't equal one White Zombie measure.

Get yourself a vehicle with a manual transmission, and a fantastic sound system, and turn on Black Sunshine.

Also, I would've thought for the particular topic at hand, this might be a better choice of lyrics (though I think both MC Hawking and Rob Zombie beat it)..

I'm not man or machine
I'm just something in between
(Whoa-oa-whoa-oh-whoa)
I'm all love, a dynamo
So push the button and let me go
(Whoa-oa-whoa-oh-whoa)
You want me to come alive
Just flick the switch into overdrive
You and me can let it be
Ready-Aim-Fire
Touch that dial - Turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it C'mon
I got fun, you want some
I'm ever ready, Dr. Love
(Whoa-oa-whoa-oh-whoa)
I'm antenna, aerial
I'm tunin' in I'm outta control
(Whoa-oa-whoa-oh-whoa)
You got love, you got a deal
You wanna drive then take the wheel
You and me can let it be
Ready-Aim-Fire
Touch that dial - Turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it Alright
Oh, You want me to come alive
Just flick the switch into overdrive
You and me can let it be
Ready-Aim-Fire
Touch that dial - Turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
Lovin' every minute of it
C'mon and Touch that dial - Turn me on
Start me like a motor, make me run
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin' every minute of it (Ow-ow-ow!)
Lovin' every minute of it
Whoa-oa-whoa-oh-whoa
 
2013-01-11 05:00:30 PM
Hawking also appeared on Pink Floyd's last album. Although the "speech" was actually from a mobile phone advertisement back in the 90's.
 
2013-01-11 05:20:25 PM

MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve


You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?
 
2013-01-11 05:27:27 PM
Soooo, her logical fallacy would be ad hominem? Ad machinem?
 
2013-01-11 05:31:07 PM
How has nobody looked at her picture and said, "Yeah, I'd hit that" yet?

BTW, who's the Darth whatever they're talking about?
 
2013-01-11 05:31:18 PM
RexTalionis: You mean he wouldn't mind having technology keep him alive longer than the defective carcass he has now?
 
2013-01-11 05:40:05 PM

theresnothinglft: I find your lack of faith in quantum physics disturbing.


Really, it's mostly based on how you observe it. Or not.
 
2013-01-11 05:42:30 PM

LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?


No, you don't have to "believe."
 
2013-01-11 05:46:16 PM
Huh?

I read that and it appeared that she was attempting to compliment him stating he was the embodiment of what theoretical science SHOULD be.

I really didn't see where she was saying all the negatives that everyone is saying she said. Not that the analogy was clumsy but I don't think she was being mean at all.
 
2013-01-11 05:48:55 PM

LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?


Yes, thinking meat. Conscious meat. Loving meat. Dreaming meat.
 
2013-01-11 05:56:39 PM

jaytkay: I want to hear Hawking's opinion.


He'd probably just roll with it. He always seems to have his wheels on straight. He doesn't get tripped up by things like this.
 
2013-01-11 06:07:28 PM

Flakeloaf: Oh how cute. She thinks she's educated.


She seems totally unaware of the mind-body question, which probably belongs in whatever she was writing.

A functioning body without a brain vs a functioning brain without a body. Are they both people?
 
2013-01-11 06:12:09 PM

ekdikeo4: Rob Zombie. More Human than Human pales in comparison to anything White Zombie. For that matter, everything Rob Zombie has done since White Zombie combined together doesn't equal one White Zombie measure.


Ummm... hate to break it to you, dude...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-11 06:37:09 PM

ProfessorOhki: LewDux: MrEricSir: Damn it, you don't have to be made of metal and plastic to be a machine. We're ALL machines, we just happen to be made of organic compounds.

/pet peeve

You're asking me to believe in thinking meat?

Yes, thinking meat. Conscious meat. Loving meat. Dreaming meat.


Just in case anybody missed the reference...


/ I have made it my life's avocation, the dreaming and loving of meat.
 
2013-01-11 06:54:56 PM

craigzy: I WAS PROMISED A SINGULARITY
FUK U KURZWEIL


soon.
 
2013-01-11 07:01:41 PM
i273.photobucket.com

I think he's more like Davros than Darth Vader.
 
2013-01-11 07:20:04 PM
oh yeah?  well...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-11 07:23:06 PM
They see him rollin', they hatin'.
 
2013-01-11 08:22:47 PM
There was a scientist who's body was starting to fail, so eventually he became a head in a jar based on his designs.

Then his eyes started to fail so he designed a vessel that could support just his brain.

And then one day he started to feel an itch in the nose he no longer had. But he couldn't scratch the itch. He went madder than ever due to that itch.

Which proves that it's better to quit while you're a head.
 
2013-01-12 12:02:03 AM
i172.photobucket.com

Laughs.
 
2013-01-12 01:36:31 AM
I'd laugh my ass off if Hawking's reply ended with the words: "...or GTFO."
 
2013-01-12 01:39:52 AM
Way to screw up the quote and end your sentence in a preposition.


It should read: Doctor Hawking is more machine now than man.
 
2013-01-12 03:27:27 AM

Shadow Blasko: SkunkWerks: Should have described him as "More Human Than Human".

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 328x196]

From what I understand.. He can be described thusly...

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.
There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape,
like a farking black hole even light can't escape.
Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed,
other rappers talk shiat, but they gotta concede,
that I'm a 3 sandwich eatin', super-model meetin',
step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin'.
So listen up biatch, 'cause there may be a test,
my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest.
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light,
like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite.


Ah yeah! I hope you motherfarkers are ready for this.
The Hawkman is rocking the track, there ain't no turning back.
Let's kick this biatch.

I'm the Hawkman better recognsie understand,
that I'm comin', ain't no use runnin'.
Got the place surrounded with dope ass beats,
gonna shake your booty right out your seat.
Dropping science like Galileo in Pisa,
dropping punk biatches every time I sequeeze a
round from my gatt.
I'm sick like that,
I tear through the track like shiat through a rat.
Yo that's right I'm a sure-shot player, tear your ass up like the damn Terminator.
Unstable like the isotope that resolves the fate,
of the theoretical cat in the hypothetical crate.
Consider this a warning your first and last,
I hit the scene, it's like a bomb blast,

[Chorus]
I am become death the destroyer of worlds G,
the Hawkman cometh and I'm brining hell with me.
The Hawkman cometh! The Hawkman cometh!
The Hawkman cometh! The Hawkman cometh!

My beatings are quantum you'll bleed 'fore I hit you,
with my foot up in the hole that you shiat through.
Wanna fade my crew? You best go home,
or get a 5 plated 4lb up in your dome.
Some biatch PhD from MIT,
thought he'd build up his rep and step to me.
I farked him up quick, yo lickety-split,
believe it I'm the wrong professor to fark wit.
Think I give a fark 'bout some MIT punk?
I got more funk than a road-kill skunk.
you fark with me you best be insured,
I'm a tripled threat biatch: young, gifted, and tenured.

[Chorus]

Uhh yeah, that's right, the Hawkman motherfarking cometh.
There's a new sheriff in town know what I'm sayin'?
Sucker MCs best watch their backs. True dat!
A'ight, I be outta here like Vladamir. Peace!

/all his shootings be drive-bys
//fark the creationists
 
2013-01-12 03:55:12 AM
If Hawking were offered a choice - average intelligence in exchange for a healthy body - I wonder which he'd choose.
 
2013-01-12 04:44:53 PM
 
2013-01-13 08:55:17 AM
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2013-01-14 12:59:51 PM
ftfa: Chris Whitehouse, of the anti-abortion campaign group, Right To Life Charitable Trust, has also blasted Dr Mialet, and said: 'I disagree passionately and regularly with many of the views that Prof Stephen Hawkins expresses, but I would die for his right to express them.

So, in other words, the Daily Fail would like to take this moment to let us hear from some disingenuous, AWing, Helen Lovejoyish twit with NO connection to this and nothing useful to contribute, who just wants to take this chance to wring his hands and shriek "WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE HAWKINGS!".
 
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