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(WTSP)   What's the first thing thieves do with a stolen debit card? a) pay bills b) hookers and blow or c) laundry? Hint: Tampa   (wtsp.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-11 11:50:22 AM
Buy snow tires. Wait, Tampa?
 
2013-01-11 11:51:25 AM
Money laundering?
 
2013-01-11 11:51:26 AM
Hookers and coke dealers take debit?

Mine got used to settle a few bartabs before I caught on. Luckily they were cheap dates.
 
2013-01-11 11:52:11 AM
or, you could buy Hookers and Blow with your debit card and then claim it was stolen...
 
2013-01-11 11:52:44 AM
Hookers take debit cards?

/wish I'd know that before...
 
2013-01-11 11:53:07 AM
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2013-01-11 11:54:03 AM

you have pee hands: Hookers and coke dealers take debit?

Mine got used to settle a few bartabs before I caught on. Luckily they were cheap dates.


Now they can.

www.intomobile.com
 
2013-01-11 11:58:55 AM
Fix the cable?
 
2013-01-11 11:59:44 AM
Mons or 2001?
/poor long, gone Tanga.
 
2013-01-11 11:59:58 AM
I'd give her a tumble.
 
2013-01-11 12:00:41 PM
Blow hookers named Bill?

/I'm confused when sober.
 
2013-01-11 12:07:57 PM

uncleacid: I'd give her a tumble.


Looks pretty hawt for Florida.
 
2013-01-11 12:08:29 PM
She can was my laundry if you know what I'm sayin'

www.wtsp.com
 
2013-01-11 12:08:55 PM
Long blonde hair

Who decided this?
 
2013-01-11 12:09:35 PM

blatz514: She can was my laundry if you know what I'm sayin'

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]


was=wash

/moar coffee
 
2013-01-11 12:10:38 PM
If: food, clothing and shelter are considered the three essentials for survival, and

If: "Is it wrong to steal bread to feed your hungry children?" is viewed as a legitimate example of moral ambiguity,

Then: "stealing money to wash your kids' filthy clothes" is in the same category.

Discuss.
 
2013-01-11 12:12:08 PM

ChadM89: If: food, clothing and shelter are considered the three essentials for survival, and

If: "Is it wrong to steal bread to feed your hungry children?" is viewed as a legitimate example of moral ambiguity,

Then: "stealing money to wash your kids' filthy clothes" is in the same category.

Discuss.


No.
 
2013-01-11 12:12:19 PM
Is that Jesse from Breaking Bad?
 
2013-01-11 12:22:43 PM
You know, I'm not sure about getting gas, but based on the headline part, if they were just using it for basic essentials, I'd consider giving them the money.

I don't give to homeless people but more than once have I taken people into the grocery store and bought them groceries.
 
2013-01-11 12:23:54 PM
Guess they were trying to...

(puts on glasses)

make a clean getaway.
 
2013-01-11 12:24:37 PM
I'm starting to think our (Texas) elected officials are coming from Floriduh.
 
2013-01-11 12:26:48 PM

AFKobel: No.


The Partridge Family were neither partridges nor a family. Talk amongst yourselves.
 
2013-01-11 12:30:09 PM
She's not 145 - 160 lbs, either..

Look at her arm, you can tell she's at least somewhat fit to very fit.

I'd say 120 - 125 tops.
 
2013-01-11 12:31:28 PM
bewbs
 
2013-01-11 12:33:40 PM
i guess if they have to steal, using it on things like clean clothing, food and other essentials is better than booze and cigs.
 
2013-01-11 12:36:23 PM
d) cigar and a Cuban sandwich
 
2013-01-11 12:55:53 PM
"If: food, clothing and shelter are considered the three essentials for survival, and

If: "Is it wrong to steal bread to feed your hungry children?" is viewed as a legitimate example of moral ambiguity,

Then: "stealing money to wash your kids' filthy clothes" is in the same category.

Discuss.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."  Discussion over, welcome to NewMerica
 
2013-01-11 01:00:25 PM
If it was stolen on Dec 18th then why isn't it cancelled and refusing charges by now?
 
2013-01-11 01:01:59 PM
CSB: Someone stole my debit card info and used it to buy a farkton of Dunkin Donuts. Several hundred dollars worth.
 
2013-01-11 01:12:14 PM
Was it a prostitute laundry?
 
2013-01-11 01:17:02 PM

rocketpants: d) cigar and a Cuban sandwich


Or 5) Total Fark fees

/btw, the "Florida" tag was originated 500 years ago

//by aliens
 
2013-01-11 01:19:26 PM
I'm no detective, but if the card was used multiple times at the same apartment complex and I had pictures of the suspects, I would take the pictures to the apartment management for identification.
/insert something witty about Sherlock Holmes and or Watson here
 
2013-01-11 01:19:39 PM
With the hint being "Tampa," I figured the correct answer would be, "strip club."
 
2013-01-11 01:20:46 PM

you have pee hands: Hookers and coke dealers take debit?

Mine got used to settle a few bartabs before I caught on. Luckily they were cheap dates.


No, that would be cashtabs...small amounts at a time as to not set off any red flags and in most cases split with the one that swipes it.
 
2013-01-11 01:31:52 PM

UlandaUnicorn: I'm no detective, but if the card was used multiple times at the same apartment complex and I had pictures of the suspects, I would take the pictures to the apartment management for identification.
/insert something witty about Sherlock Holmes and or Watson here


Elementary!
 
2013-01-11 02:03:04 PM

Beer Drinking Masturbator: She's not 145 - 160 lbs, either..

Look at her arm, you can tell she's at least somewhat fit to very fit.

I'd say 120 - 125 tops.


Dude, look at the arms on that chick! I'm going to ask her out on a date with me!
 
2013-01-11 02:09:46 PM
This is news? I had a CC stolen and they went and watched a movie at the Mall.
 
2013-01-11 02:36:02 PM

hamfast gamgee: Hookers take debit cards?

/wish I'd know that before...


NSFW
 
2013-01-11 02:53:42 PM
There are men who, when away from the regular society of women, get.... you know... urges of the sort which only a woman possessed of a range of specifically female skills can satisfy. Urges to wear socks without holes and shirts with buttons in all the right places.
 
2013-01-11 03:26:12 PM
Take a $cientology course?
 
2013-01-11 06:36:57 PM

StrikitRich: Mons or 2001?
/poor long, gone Tanga.


There's always Seven Seas if you don't mind a few stretch marks and chicks on meth. I won't be with you, thanks.
 
2013-01-11 07:12:06 PM
In Florida, I'm guessing they paid their outstanding bills at the laundromat for hookers and blow.
 
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