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(Rotten Tomatoes)   A Haunted House is out, the reviews are in, and Scary Movie 2 is no longer the most embarrassing thing on Marlon Wayans resume   (rottentomatoes.com) divider line 27
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2013-01-11 01:29:27 PM
4 votes:

karnal: Marlon Wayans is a poor white man's Richard Pryor.


Marlon Wayans isn't even a poor white man's Damon Wayans.
2013-01-11 09:25:05 PM
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Here's something I don't get about Black culture... I see ads for a Black people's dating site called BlackPeopleMeet dot com which only allows Black people to sign up. Nobody seems to be upset by this. But if there was a site called WhitePeopleMeet dot com, and it only allowed white people to sign up, there would be protests, lawsuits, and possible riots when the lawsuits were over (win or lose).

So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?


A mixture of club soda and dish-washing detergent before the stain sets in. Machine wash or dry clean as usual.
2013-01-11 08:01:54 PM
2 votes:
he and eddie murphy are off somewhere together alternately crying and smoking crack.
2013-01-11 05:44:00 PM
2 votes:

Carth: Only 8 reviews. Bucky Larson managed to stay at 0% with 35.


Five of which were Top Critics. If you're a "top critic" and your editor assigns you to review a Wayans movie, it's time to turn in your star.
2013-01-11 04:56:39 PM
2 votes:
Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood was one of the funniest movies ever. That is all.
2013-01-11 01:17:55 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Of course not subby, that title will always belong to this monstrosity:

[netflix.hs.llnwd.net image 284x405]


You forgot:
0.tqn.com
2013-01-11 01:07:08 PM
2 votes:

ItchyMcDoogle: I remember sitting with some co-workers and talking about what type of movies they liked. One said they ONLY like those scary and epic movies. All of them.
I promptly got up from the table and never talked to that co-worker again


Heh, you reminded me of that speed dating comic:

geektyrant.com
2013-01-11 12:05:13 PM
2 votes:
Of course not subby, that title will always belong to this monstrosity:

netflix.hs.llnwd.net
2013-01-12 04:53:31 PM
1 votes:
Saw it with my teen nephew and two of his friends (his birthday and their movie choice). I think I was the oldest person in the theatre. A sell-out crowd of teens and pre-teens, all of whom laughed uproariously at fart jokes, dick jokes, and some of the most vile racism I've seen on screen since Song of the South ("Mandingo party"? Really?). I can't believe Django Unchained is arousing more opprobrium than this piece of crap. The actors in this movie must have been hella broke to consent to appearing in it.
2013-01-11 08:42:20 PM
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: ZeroCorpse: Here's something I don't get about Black culture... I see ads for a Black people's dating site called BlackPeopleMeet dot com which only allows Black people to sign up. Nobody seems to be upset by this. But if there was a site called WhitePeopleMeet dot com, and it only allowed white people to sign up, there would be protests, lawsuits, and possible riots when the lawsuits were over (win or lose).

So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?

You might get away with IrishPeopleMeet.com or ItalianPeopleMeet.com. Many black people tend not to know their cultural heritage beyond the United States, so they can't narrow their ethnicity down like many white people can. Gee, I wonder why.


So you're saying I should have an Irish or Italian person wash my shirt?
2013-01-11 08:37:35 PM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 94% of the audience liked it.
Since critics don't pay for movie tickets, I'd say he's targeting the right demographic.

You can never go broke underestimating the stupidity of the American public.


A sentiment that got Michael Bay a mansion and 2 Ferraris.
2013-01-11 04:04:25 PM
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: I have a feeling the people who go see these kinds of flicks aren't to concerned about the critics opinion.


Or their own mental well being
2013-01-11 02:48:16 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse:
So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?


Oxy-clean stain stick. In a worst case scenario, apply palmolive or dawn dishwashing liquid, but not sure how that applies to silk.
2013-01-11 01:51:37 PM
1 votes:
This thread has really driven the home the point that Marlon Wayans shouldn't be allowed to make movies.
2013-01-11 01:08:00 PM
1 votes:
Marlon Wayans is a poor white man's Richard Pryor.
2013-01-11 01:05:19 PM
1 votes:
This green light is in pretty farking poor farking taste seeing as how Marlon Wayans died.

Seriously, REPORTED.
2013-01-11 01:01:36 PM
1 votes:
I remember sitting with some co-workers and talking about what type of movies they liked. One said they ONLY like those scary and epic movies. All of them.
I promptly got up from the table and never talked to that co-worker again
2013-01-11 12:56:07 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Nick Swardson's kiss of death strikes again


His best movie was Grandma's Boy
2013-01-11 12:53:08 PM
1 votes:
Nick Swardson's kiss of death strikes again
2013-01-11 12:52:55 PM
1 votes:
Scary Movie 2 is the only movie I have seen with the correct reaction to a horror scene. I am referring to James Woods, after seeing the girl spin her head around, Exorcist-style : "fark THIS!"

/oops, forgot: spoiler alert!
2013-01-11 12:40:53 PM
1 votes:

Champion of the Sun: I thought getting married to Mariah Carey and being her biatch was the most embarrassing thing on his resume


Wrong skinny black guy.
2013-01-11 12:40:32 PM
1 votes:
I watched a commercial for it and the review line where someone said it was the "Funniest Movie Ever" was from a twitter account.
2013-01-11 12:38:28 PM
1 votes:
I thought getting married to Mariah Carey and being her biatch was the most embarrassing thing on his resume
2013-01-11 12:25:21 PM
1 votes:
Only 8 reviews. Bucky Larson managed to stay at 0% with 35.
2013-01-11 12:23:21 PM
1 votes:
Wow, only 94% of the audiences liked it.

Shame on you Marlon!
2013-01-11 12:23:13 PM
1 votes:
94% of the audience liked it.
Since critics don't pay for movie tickets, I'd say he's targeting the right demographic.
2013-01-11 12:20:11 PM
1 votes:
I saw an extended shot a while back.
I couldn't believe people acted on this for money.
It looked like a high school prank to upload on Youtube.
 
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