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(Rotten Tomatoes)   A Haunted House is out, the reviews are in, and Scary Movie 2 is no longer the most embarrassing thing on Marlon Wayans resume   (rottentomatoes.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-11 01:06:02 PM  
3 votes:
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Scary Movie 1 and 2 were good, the series took a nosedive after the wayans left.
2013-01-11 07:49:10 PM  
2 votes:

chechcal: The commercials for this and "Movie 43" keep running back-to-back, so I've been wondering what in the hell Halle Barry and Emma Stone were doing in this piece of shiat.

Looking at Movie 43, however, I think I'm going to be wondering how in the hell Halle Barry and Emma Stone ended up in that piece of shiat.


Halle Barry can't act.
2013-01-11 04:56:39 PM  
2 votes:
Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood was one of the funniest movies ever. That is all.
2013-01-11 01:29:27 PM  
2 votes:

karnal: Marlon Wayans is a poor white man's Richard Pryor.


Marlon Wayans isn't even a poor white man's Damon Wayans.
2013-01-11 12:23:13 PM  
2 votes:
94% of the audience liked it.
Since critics don't pay for movie tickets, I'd say he's targeting the right demographic.
2013-01-12 05:33:37 AM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Here's something I don't get about Black culture... I see ads for a Black people's dating site called BlackPeopleMeet dot com which only allows Black people to sign up. Nobody seems to be upset by this. But if there was a site called WhitePeopleMeet dot com, and it only allowed white people to sign up, there would be protests, lawsuits, and possible riots when the lawsuits were over (win or lose).

So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?


This is actually so funny that I'm worried that there other people out there that are this funny - which would mean that I am not even remotely funny. I hope for my sake that you are an anomoly, and that this quality of humor is as hard to find as I'd imagined it to be.
2013-01-12 02:35:10 AM  
1 votes:

Well I use Mac/Linux...: This movie looks horrible, and I would never, EVER watch it. That being said, for some reason, SOME farkING REASON, the "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FURNITURE CUZ?!" guy in the trailer cracks me up EVERY. DAMN. TIME.


hahah, same here man, I don't know why. I've seen that comedian in other movies and I always like his shiat, but have no idea what his name is.
2013-01-12 02:31:01 AM  
1 votes:
Critics poorly review most comedies unless they are of the Woody Allen variety.
2013-01-11 10:59:35 PM  
1 votes:
These movies are aimed at, and will always make money from, a specific demographic: Middle schoolers.
2013-01-11 09:25:05 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Here's something I don't get about Black culture... I see ads for a Black people's dating site called BlackPeopleMeet dot com which only allows Black people to sign up. Nobody seems to be upset by this. But if there was a site called WhitePeopleMeet dot com, and it only allowed white people to sign up, there would be protests, lawsuits, and possible riots when the lawsuits were over (win or lose).

So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?


A mixture of club soda and dish-washing detergent before the stain sets in. Machine wash or dry clean as usual.
2013-01-11 06:55:12 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Here's something I don't get about Black culture... I see ads for a Black people's dating site called BlackPeopleMeet dot com which only allows Black people to sign up. Nobody seems to be upset by this. But if there was a site called WhitePeopleMeet dot com, and it only allowed white people to sign up, there would be protests, lawsuits, and possible riots when the lawsuits were over (win or lose).

So my question is this: What is the best way to remove grass stains from a silk shirt?


You might get away with IrishPeopleMeet.com or ItalianPeopleMeet.com. Many black people tend not to know their cultural heritage beyond the United States, so they can't narrow their ethnicity down like many white people can. Gee, I wonder why.
2013-01-11 04:46:44 PM  
1 votes:

tlchwi02: scottydoesntknow: I'm willing to give it a chance right now. The commercials are underwhelming, but it's got a hell of a lot of good actors in it.

since its a serious of vignettes, each directed by a different person and staring different people its bound to be hit or miss, but if it hits 50% of the time even it will be worth a rental. Also from what i can tell the commercials are useless. the red band trailer is necessary to start to get an idea of what they are going for.


You should check out Kentucky Fried Movie. Seriously, watch that movie.
2013-01-11 02:38:19 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: 94% of the people that saw it liked it...


No, read the comments here and there. 94% of the people who were looking forward to it (for some godfersaken reason) rated it "Fresh" and then wrote comments like "Yo dis moovie looks hilarious Im gona see it next week!!"
2013-01-11 02:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
The Ladykillers: Where a Wayans can make a Cohen brothers movie unwatchable.

Granted there were other things wrong with the movie but god he sucked so bad in every one of his scenes
2013-01-11 01:29:13 PM  
1 votes:

Saiga410: Lollipop165: I liked Scary Movie 2.

Is that the one with the redhead?


Oh yeah (mildly NSFW)
2013-01-11 01:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 94% of the audience liked it.
Since critics don't pay for movie tickets, I'd say he's targeting the right demographic.


I think the makers of such shiat as "Meet The Spartans" and "Epic Movie" have been milking that train for years now
2013-01-11 12:53:08 PM  
1 votes:
Nick Swardson's kiss of death strikes again
2013-01-11 12:52:55 PM  
1 votes:
Scary Movie 2 is the only movie I have seen with the correct reaction to a horror scene. I am referring to James Woods, after seeing the girl spin her head around, Exorcist-style : "fark THIS!"

/oops, forgot: spoiler alert!
2013-01-11 12:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

CatfoodSpork: Did the Wayanses have a falling out with the Scary Movie people? What's the story there?


No story. They moved on and Dimension handed the franchise over to David Zucker, who was once making movies like Airplane and The Naked Gun, but is now making movies this and American Carol.
2013-01-11 12:41:29 PM  
1 votes:
The commercials for this and "Movie 43" keep running back-to-back, so I've been wondering what in the hell Halle Barry and Emma Stone were doing in this piece of shiat.

Looking at Movie 43, however, I think I'm going to be wondering how in the hell Halle Barry and Emma Stone ended up in that piece of shiat.
2013-01-11 12:33:15 PM  
1 votes:
94% of the audience knew exactly what they were getting and apparently got that. The rest of us know better than to waste our time/money on this shiat.
2013-01-11 12:05:13 PM  
1 votes:
Of course not subby, that title will always belong to this monstrosity:

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