Rev. Skarekroe: He says "Yo queiro cerveza" because he is thirsty.
aimtastic: "I'm a ridiculous construct created by human resources personnel to mask their lack of knowledge about the positions they seek to fill with faux wackiness that they think will reveal creativity or lack thereof, but mostly just reduces what should be a serious business meeting between adults into kindergarten story time."
Lando Lincoln: He doesn't say anything. The sombrero speaks volumes.He's here for the fish tacos.
chende1: Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian?
wee: "The penguin is here to tell me that I shouldn't be working for a place that asks bullshiat questions like this."
AuralArgument: I have a final Interview (out of 4) in an hour so I'm getting a kick....
jayhawk88: When you sit down for this last one, first thing, just yell at the interviewers as loud as you can, "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY??"Four? Are you interviewing to be a CIA agent or something?
jayhawk88: Also:[t0.gstatic.com image 92x180]"Doobie....doobie dooo...."
sxacho: Do you have any gwapes?
Sees what you did there
Uranus Is Huge!: Regardless of what they answered, I would always reply, "The answer we were looking for was 'Funshine Bear'." Then I'd move on with normal questions.
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