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(Breitbart.com)   'The Bible', airing in March, promises to be a faithful adaptation of the stories of ancient peoples and their alien sky-wizards   (breitbart.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-11 09:52:02 AM
7 votes:
On the next exciting episode of The Bible: The Begats
2013-01-11 11:08:15 AM
3 votes:

Nabb1: someonelse: Nabb1: someonelse: Will there be animal sacrifice and menstrual huts?

There's no room for animal sacrifice in modern society, but I could buy into menstrual huts.

Seriously, if the man cave can be a thing now, why can't we make the ladies lounge a trend? I envision a room full of super comfy sofas and lounge chairs, a mini fridge full of white wine, and a constantly restocked cabinet of Motrin. Also a big screen TV and the complete Downton Abbey on blu ray. Be quiet, my stories are on.

Chocolate.  Do not forget the chocolate.


My conspiracy theory is that this already exists in women bathrooms. It just takes two women to activate the secret door in the bathrooms. This is why they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
2013-01-11 10:59:54 AM
2 votes:

Nabb1: someonelse: Will there be animal sacrifice and menstrual huts?

There's no room for animal sacrifice in modern society, but I could buy into menstrual huts.


Seriously, if the man cave can be a thing now, why can't we make the ladies lounge a trend? I envision a room full of super comfy sofas and lounge chairs, a mini fridge full of white wine, and a constantly restocked cabinet of Motrin. Also a big screen TV and the complete Downton Abbey on blu ray. Be quiet, my stories are on.
2013-01-11 09:44:20 AM
2 votes:

kid_icarus: As portrayed by middle-eastern Caucasians.


Middle-eastern Caucasians with British accents.
2013-01-11 09:37:12 AM
2 votes:
Rated (R) for scenes of extreme violence and nudity
2013-01-11 06:49:00 PM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: Uncle Tractor: Gone to Plaid: These are very good points. God may have been bipolar with his "Love me or die" theme in the old testament, but the message Jesus brought with him wasn't so bad.

Apart from the bad parts, of course:

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So, god wants me IN him? never pictured him a bottom


I guess he really is a Republican!
2013-01-11 06:39:32 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Gone to Plaid: These are very good points. God may have been bipolar with his "Love me or die" theme in the old testament, but the message Jesus brought with him wasn't so bad.

Apart from the bad parts, of course:

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So, god wants me IN him? never pictured him a bottom
2013-01-11 02:27:14 PM
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: Will The Bible: The TV Series have some creative liberties, Such as giving Jesus an Uzi and a wacky black sidekick? Why would I not be surprised?


You mean Rufus, the thirteenth apostle?
2013-01-11 12:33:25 PM
1 votes:

bluelime: Are there atheists that aren't arrogant a-holes? I'm starting to believe more in Santa than I believe in kind atheists. Seriously, it must exhausting being so arrogant.


Being right all the time IS exhausting, but it's worth it.
2013-01-11 12:16:02 PM
1 votes:

grxymkjbn: Sorry, but I don't watch enough South Park to get the reference.


Link
2013-01-11 11:17:19 AM
1 votes:
With Martin Freeman as Rincewind? Please?
2013-01-11 10:55:20 AM
1 votes:

jjwars1: The skywizard thing is old and tired. Atheists, if you want religious folks to respect your opinion and take you seriously you'll have to quit acting like you are the superior supreme being douche, and treat them with the same amount of respect as you command.


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2013-01-11 10:52:34 AM
1 votes:
Will there be animal sacrifice and menstrual huts?
2013-01-11 10:41:25 AM
1 votes:

Dorf11: Middle-eastern Caucasians with British accents.


All students of history know that only Ancient Romans spoke with British accents. Hebrews and Greeks spoke with American accents (but the Greeks could be distinguished by their frequent yelling and kicking things down holes), while Persians were basically the cultural ancestors of modern rave clubs.
2013-01-11 10:38:27 AM
1 votes:
Will this guy be in it?

i560.photobucket.com
2013-01-11 10:21:32 AM
1 votes:

jjwars1: The skywizard thing is old and tired. Atheists, if you want religious folks to respect your opinion and take you seriously you'll have to quit acting like you are the superior supreme being douche, and treat them with the same amount of respect as you command.


I didn't include the skywizard comment in the headline because I'm an atheist. I included it because of this: "debut on The History Channel March 3"

I mean, I could have used something else instead. Maybe something about Jewish pawnbrokers, or how dangerous it was at the time to fish on the Sea of Galilee, or perhaps worked in something about the trials of the loggers whose timber ends up in Jesus's woodshop, but to copy NowhereMon, I decided to go with this:
www.troll.me
2013-01-11 10:13:57 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: A great many religious people respect the views of many other beliefs, including atheism.


I knew you were all right, Nabb.

Here's the thing... I'm not gonna say a word of what I do or don't believe. What I will say is I was brought up to respect people and not ridicule their beliefs or disbeliefs. It's actually not that hard.

But we all know where this thread will go. Train's never late.
2013-01-11 10:11:07 AM
1 votes:
Will The Bible: The TV Series have some creative liberties, Such as giving Jesus an Uzi and a wacky black sidekick? Why would I not be surprised?
2013-01-11 10:05:13 AM
1 votes:

jjwars1: The skywizard thing is old and tired. Atheists, if you want religious folks to respect your opinion and take you seriously you'll have to quit acting like you are the superior supreme being douche, and treat them with the same amount of respect as you command.


What's wrong with the invisible sky wizard? That's a pretty cool concept. Plus he had a son who became an archlich.
2013-01-11 10:01:52 AM
1 votes:

rtaylor92: jjwars1: The skywizard thing is old and tired. Atheists, if you want religious folks to respect your opinion and take you seriously you'll have to quit acting like you are the superior supreme being douche, and treat them with the same amount of respect as you command.

by default, those not believing in supernatural deities with as much proof of their existence as Harry Potter or any other literary fictional character, have a right to feel superior. Sorry, thems the breaks for believing in crazy.

And while we're here, I'd love to better understand what grounds religious people would have to not respect an atheists fact-based belief system.


99.9% of the 'facts' atheists believe in have never been independently verified by themselves, so such belief is as faith-based as anything else.
2013-01-11 09:46:25 AM
1 votes:

DammitIForgotMyLogin: jjwars1: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Rated (R) for scenes of extreme violence and nudity

Plus incest!

And let's not forget all the rapes. It seems God(TM) really likes seeing people get raped.


God really likes rape.
2013-01-11 09:43:54 AM
1 votes:

jjwars1: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Rated (R) for scenes of extreme violence and nudity

Plus incest!


And let's not forget all the rapes. It seems God(TM) really likes seeing people get raped.
2013-01-11 09:43:25 AM
1 votes:
The skywizard thing is old and tired. Atheists, if you want religious folks to respect your opinion and take you seriously you'll have to quit acting like you are the superior supreme being douche, and treat them with the same amount of respect as you command.
2013-01-11 09:40:10 AM
1 votes:
Came for the Caucasian comment. Not disappointed. I wonder how the typical Breitbart reader would respond to a big-nosed, dark-skinned Jesus?
2013-01-11 09:25:06 AM
1 votes:
As portrayed by middle-eastern Caucasians.
 
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