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2013-01-11 08:33:20 AM  
Who the hell thought these were a good idea?! O_o
 
2013-01-11 08:37:52 AM  
Some weren't too bad.

The ones dropping the f-bomb are just not cool...


And then there was this one.....

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-11 08:42:10 AM  
I love how the F-bomb ones are all being worn by Asian kids. Poor translations? Don't know what it says?
 
2013-01-11 08:50:44 AM  

naughtyrev: I love how the F-bomb ones are all being worn by Asian kids. Poor translations? Don't know what it says?


Probably so. Some clothes made/worn in eastern europe have the same problem. I have a shirt I picked up in Poland that reads, "Black Line Force Cone" right above a very nice red line that must be the force cone. I have a shirt made in the US with Russian on it and the only translatable word is a misspelling of "Horse" in between random Cyrillic.
 
2013-01-11 09:12:18 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

This one's my favorite.
 
2013-01-11 09:32:20 AM  

Cythraul: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 425x251]

This one's my favorite.


Me too.  It's got a little Ralph Wiggum vibe going.  "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
 
2013-01-11 09:37:26 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 425x251]

This one's my favorite.

Me too.  It's got a little Ralph Wiggum vibe going.  "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."


Reminded me a lot of Petey the Pistol:

images.wikia.com

"Hi! I'm Petey the Pistol. Say, do you ever get lonely? Hold me. If you squeeze me real tight, I make bad people go away!"

/That was my favorite shirt too
 
2013-01-11 09:49:07 AM  

Publikwerks: Some weren't too bad.

The ones dropping the f-bomb are just not cool...


And then there was this one.....

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x351]


Came here to note this as my favorite.
 
2013-01-11 09:56:18 AM  
This one is so, so wrong, and yet so so right. Yes I'm having a seat...

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-11 09:58:03 AM  

Publikwerks: Some weren't too bad.

The ones dropping the f-bomb are just not cool...


And then there was this one.....

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x351]



Heh, there was a guy who used to work for me that wore that t-shirt all the time. As small framed as he was it might very well have been a kids' size.
 
2013-01-11 10:02:19 AM  
Three of them are clearly Engrish shirts and #18 is not exactly in his size.

So 16 inappropriate t-shirts then?

Also, the Don't Grope Me one is total bullshiat since it's scratch-n-sniff... I mean, come on!... Err, I mean, totally inappropriate, n'yes.
 
2013-01-11 10:18:27 AM  
I think the word is supposed to be pronounced "grape."
 
2013-01-11 10:19:55 AM  
Some of those look like small women's sizes.
 
2013-01-11 10:20:25 AM  
#18 is obviously adult sized.
 
2013-01-11 10:21:05 AM  

js34603: Some of those look like small women's sizes.


This.
 
2013-01-11 10:21:24 AM  
Some of those are babydoll Ts, not really kids' sizes.

But I see that's been said here already.
 
2013-01-11 10:21:46 AM  

Donnchadha: Three of them are clearly Engrish shirts and #18 is not exactly in his size.

So 16 inappropriate t-shirts then?

Also, the Don't Grope Me one is total bullshiat since it's scratch-n-sniff... I mean, come on!... Err, I mean, totally inappropriate, n'yes.


-1 for not knowing your memes and viral videos

"Don't GRAPE Me"
 
2013-01-11 10:22:47 AM  

js34603: Some of those look like small women's sizes.


Yep, size 0 is a woman's size, not a child's size.  My college roommate (tiny Asian) wore a size 0.
 
2013-01-11 10:23:21 AM  

SurfaceTension: This one is so, so wrong, and yet so so right. Yes I'm having a seat...

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 391x522]


Cave explorer much?
 
2013-01-11 10:23:29 AM  
My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.
 
2013-01-11 10:23:33 AM  
img690.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-11 10:24:58 AM  

naughtyrev: I love how the F-bomb ones are all being worn by Asian kids. Poor translations? Don't know what it says?


oh so asians can do calculus in the crib but they can't read

nice

real nice
 
2013-01-11 10:25:08 AM  
It's ok for it to exist in child sizes, then large breast women can buy them and look like this:

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however it is not ok for you to let your kids wear them. Bad parents! BAD!
 
2013-01-11 10:25:13 AM  

js34603: Some of those look like small women's sizes fakes.

 
2013-01-11 10:26:13 AM  
The ones on Asian kids might be from Asia, where they don't realize that the F-bomb is rather taboo in the English-speaking world. Kind of like how Americans get stupid tattoos in Chinese characters They could be bad words for all we know.
 
2013-01-11 10:26:37 AM  

spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.


You should try this approach in the Politics tab.
 
2013-01-11 10:27:06 AM  
Actually, 'Jail Bait' should ONLY come be available in children' sizes.

And 'F*CK THE WORLD' is possibly a legitimate response to that kid's future.
 
2013-01-11 10:27:28 AM  
Here's another bad one.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-11 10:27:28 AM  
The Thomas the Train shirt teaches a valuable lesson.
 
2013-01-11 10:27:28 AM  

Donnchadha: Also, the Don't Grope Me one is total bullshiat since it's scratch-n-sniff... I mean, come on!... Err, I mean, totally inappropriate, n'yes.


Did you see the production label? That makes it even worse.
 
2013-01-11 10:29:24 AM  
I'm always happy to see future young Nihilists telling us proudly how they feel.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-11 10:30:15 AM  

spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.


Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.
 
2013-01-11 10:31:17 AM  

BronyMedic: I'm always happy to see future young Nihilists telling us proudly how they feel.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x469]


I hope the back of the shirt says "and get a child out of it".
 
2013-01-11 10:31:47 AM  

cgraves67: The ones on Asian kids might be from Asia, where they don't realize that the F-bomb is rather taboo in the English-speaking world. Kind of like how Americans get stupid tattoos in Chinese characters They could be bad words for all we know.


i think that "bad words" aren't that big of a deal in most languages.
 
2013-01-11 10:32:15 AM  

naughtyrev: I love how the F-bomb ones are all being worn by Asian kids. Poor translations? Don't know what it says?


A while back I was reading an article about how at one point in Japan anything with English words was considered cool (that may still be the case, come to think of it). Someone in the comments mentioned that he was at an airport and he saw a guy selling T-shirts reading

SHIAT
FARK
SATAN

Americans were walking by the stall and busting out laughing...which only made the seller think he was on to a great thing!
 
2013-01-11 10:33:48 AM  

5monkeys: spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.

Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.


www.themasterofbation.com
 
2013-01-11 10:34:17 AM  
Rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fark.

I like that shirt, and I like that it's an Asian child wearing it. Wonder if he's Cambodian.
 
2013-01-11 10:34:33 AM  

NightOwl2255: BronyMedic: I'm always happy to see future young Nihilists telling us proudly how they feel.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x469]

I hope the back of the shirt says "and get a child out of it".


I have a feeling that some college freshman donated it and thought it'd be funny.
 
2013-01-11 10:34:44 AM  
CSB time: in the 80's, I was suspended from school for wearing a DK's button with Too Drunk To F*ck on it. The button was small, but the principal didn't like the punk rock kids at school, so he would occasionally call us into the office at random for his special dress code checks.
 
2013-01-11 10:35:06 AM  

abmoraz: -1 for not knowing your memes...


"This entry has been rejected due to incompleteness or lack of notability."
 
2013-01-11 10:35:09 AM  

abmoraz: Donnchadha: Three of them are clearly Engrish shirts and #18 is not exactly in his size.

So 16 inappropriate t-shirts then?

Also, the Don't Grope Me one is total bullshiat since it's scratch-n-sniff... I mean, come on!... Err, I mean, totally inappropriate, n'yes.

-1 for not knowing your memes and viral videos

"Don't GRAPE Me"


You kids look like you could use a delicious fruity beverage !!!!!! That show is awesome.
 
2013-01-11 10:35:13 AM  

5monkeys: spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.

Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.


WOOSH.
 
2013-01-11 10:35:51 AM  

LesserEvil: 5monkeys: spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.

Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.

[www.themasterofbation.com image 514x283]


It was obviously BS, everyone knows spentmiles doesn't have a job.
 
2013-01-11 10:36:18 AM  

5monkeys: Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.


I hear you get it for free when you join the Gullible Club.
 
2013-01-11 10:36:27 AM  
a lot of these should not be produced in ANY size

/promise i'm not a prude
//but...come on, seriously?
///yes at least 2 or 3 of these were WOMEN'S teeny-tiny sizes
////yes at least 2 or 3 of these were ENGRISH
///descending slashies
//spentmiles, i don't know what part of that was the funniest
/end slashies
 
2013-01-11 10:36:32 AM  

5monkeys: spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.

Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.


Wow Dude. You win the Osmium Medal.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-11 10:36:44 AM  

spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.


I bet the school principal loves you.
 
2013-01-11 10:37:59 AM  

5monkeys: spentmiles: My son, who is seven, has a shirt that says "I WANT TO COME INSIDE YOU." The principal at the elementary is such a farking tight ass that he sends him home every time he wears it. It's fine with me because I get out of work to go pick him up. I explain to him over and over again, "If you wear that shirt, you are going to get in trouble." But again and again, he wears it to school. Kid is a farking badass - just like his farking father. Rules? Go fark yourself with them.

Besides, I don't think he even understands what it implies - ejaculating inside of a woman, fertilizing an egg, forming an embryo, that you then get aborted. All of that requires life experience to interpret, which obviously a kid doesn't have at seven. To him, it's just a cool shirt about farking.

Your seven year old has that shirt? Who bought it for him? Why not just get rid of it? Seems like a pain in the ass to keep going to school over it. I would just donate the the thing.


That would be kind of messed up to just get rid of the shirt. How do you know the kid's meemaw didn't buy him the shirt. You know how grandmothers are when they buy the kiddos an outfit. When they come over they want to always see them wearing it.
 
2013-01-11 10:40:57 AM  

Vern: Rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fark.

I like that shirt, and I like that it's an Asian child wearing it. Wonder if he's Cambodian.


Another DK fan. I see what you did there.
 
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2013-01-11 10:41:02 AM  
The ones the Asians were wearing reminds me of this meme that was going around

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