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(NBC Philadelphia)   Delaware woman had sex with a dog while her boyfriend took pics. It was supposed to be the other way around, but the dog was having trouble with the shutter and the evening just got out of control   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-11 09:53:55 AM
19 votes:
I'll be in my lab.
2013-01-11 05:10:50 PM
7 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-01-11 10:19:39 AM
7 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-11 09:57:29 AM
7 votes:
Just remember... bark means bark
2013-01-11 10:11:52 AM
6 votes:
That's knot cool.
2013-01-11 11:04:32 AM
5 votes:
Wow - she really screwed the pooch!
2013-01-11 12:25:59 PM
4 votes:

impaler: BronyMedic: dogs do not instinctively mount and fark a human woman

So... you've never owned a dog I see.

My dog instinctively mounts and humps a teddy bear. Also legs and arms.


We bred dachshunds (with other dachshunds) when I was growing up. The males would get to humping anything, feet, ankles, shinbones -- hey, they're dachshunds, they can't reach much higher than that -- but it wasn't just a Dom thing. Sometimes the rocket would emerge and even squirt (eww). I imagine you give him ANY positive reinforcement (ie. a pleasing receptacle for his doggie-johnson), and he'll hump on gleefully until he's tired and ready for that cigarette.

Now, yer females are a different matter. Ours came into heat just twice a year and while I never tested the matter, I understood that it meant they weren't even receptive or capable of sexing unless they were in season. Regardless, they would never just back up to you and say, "Give it to me, baby".

I suppose the law might make the distinction between pitcher and catcher, but then laws being laws and what with the Equality and What Not, I suppose if you make it illegal for a man to fark a female dog, then you must likewise make it illegal for a woman with a strap-on to fark a female dog. And likewise nobody gets to be farked by a male dog. Sort of a sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander kind of thing, only that's for goose-farkers, I suppose.
2013-01-11 11:28:13 AM
4 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-11 10:12:37 AM
4 votes:
Now he is going to come home and worry about his lady farking his best friend.
2013-01-11 10:05:09 AM
4 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Why do people do this?


Dogs are eager to please, have giant prehensile tongues and don't talk shiat about how they can't get a full time job because their $50 DJ gigs are so,like meaningful and important to so many people, and you're a biatch for asking me to give up my dreams whats for dinner. That's why.
2013-01-11 11:14:20 AM
3 votes:
If it's generally legal to feed your dog peanut butter, does it really matter if you put it in a bowl or a box?
2013-01-11 10:43:11 AM
3 votes:
Wonder if they did it human style.
2013-01-11 09:59:47 AM
3 votes:
It's interspecies erotica.
2013-01-11 09:57:57 AM
3 votes:
In her defense, he was begging for it...
2013-01-11 10:49:34 AM
2 votes:
Pair-o-Dice: I thought Jim Crow had laws.

Don't worry, I'm sure he didn't let the black dog fark her.
2013-01-11 10:21:45 AM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-11 10:12:00 AM
2 votes:
Who gets the puppies?
2013-01-11 10:09:43 AM
2 votes:

I'm no expert but...: Oh, what did Delaware, boys? Oh, what did Delaware?
Oh, what did Delaware, boys? Oh, what did Delaware?
Oh, what did Delaware, boys? Oh, what did Delaware?
I ask you now as a personal friend, what did Delaware?


Idaho, Alaska.
2013-01-11 09:59:58 AM
2 votes:
I hope she had the decency to sniff his butt first.
2013-01-11 09:59:52 AM
2 votes:
I have never felt so much trepidation about clicking on a Fark comments link.
2013-01-11 09:56:37 AM
2 votes:
A quick google search seems to indicate this is not all that uncommon.

/Kelly can be a guy's name...
2013-01-11 09:52:17 AM
2 votes:
I hope the dog wasn't too ruff with her...
2013-01-12 07:31:28 PM
1 votes:
you can't eat your dog and fark it too
2013-01-11 04:51:01 PM
1 votes:

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

Say what you will.

At least I KNOW he loves me.


I have never clicked on a profile faster, or been more sorely disappointed.
2013-01-11 04:36:37 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:
Police say the investigation began late last month from a concerned citizen's tip.

/just the tip
2013-01-11 02:24:00 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I'll just leave this here:  A Girl's Guide to Sex With Dogs

No pics, just an essay.


Boss: Whatcha reading there?

Me: Oh nothing much just an essay on dog farking....

Boss: Carry on then.....
2013-01-11 02:06:23 PM
1 votes:
in Delaware "We ran out of other stuff to do" should be a valid defense.
2013-01-11 01:52:43 PM
1 votes:
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Who's a goooooooooooood boy?
2013-01-11 01:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Buggs: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x156]


I can't stop laughing or the bile will actually come out. That is gross.
2013-01-11 01:12:33 PM
1 votes:
Milford is in Slower Delaware where it's either dogs or chickens...
2013-01-11 01:03:21 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-11 12:35:18 PM
1 votes:
global3.memecdn.com
www.vaultoflol.com
/someone has to post it!
//fark I am dissapoint...
2013-01-11 12:34:14 PM
1 votes:
i491.photobucket.com
also
i291.photobucket.com
2013-01-11 12:14:42 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: wouldn't naturally desire intercourse outside its species


dogs will fark anything

i seen 'em do it
2013-01-11 12:09:33 PM
1 votes:
What sex with a dog might look like ...

cbskmvq.files.wordpress.com

Yo, hit that thing, Fido
2013-01-11 11:56:12 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: BronyMedic: A dog is incapable of consenting, and mating with humans is a learned behavior - dogs do not instinctively mount and fark a human woman (or male). They have to be taught and trained that behavior. It's animal abuse, and the dogs that are taken from those homes frequently have to be put down as a rule because they are incapable of "unlearning" the behavior.


You are implying here that any dog that "humps" has been taught that behavior by someone sexually abusing the animal - which would mean that many (most) dogs are being sexually abused.

I call bullshiat.

Either support that implication with evidence (quote it in the thread - and it had better be good) or retract.


/At least we found SOMETHING that you find more titillating than the FDA


Bronies are sub-furries. Not submissives, just not full furries. The furry community has a lot of self-preservation riding on these arguments, so why wouldn't the sub-furry off-shoots?
2013-01-11 11:56:10 AM
1 votes:
Dog on dog, Looks like shes going to have a litter too!

img69.imageshack.us
2013-01-11 11:50:18 AM
1 votes:

Buggs: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x156]


I.... Um... Well, okay then.

/walks away
2013-01-11 11:40:51 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how you get to the point where you are having a MWD relationships?

"Honey, lets spice things up a little. Maybe some chains and a collar, kind of like a dog collar thingy. Speaking of dog, you are going to fark Rover and I will film it"
2013-01-11 11:26:02 AM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-11 11:21:13 AM
1 votes:
Somacandra: Kingly Weevil: At least both adults were consenting. (The dog obviously can't.)

i.imgur.com

I used to say this all the time....then someone pointed out to me that dogs, horses, etc are more than capable of letting you know in no uncertain terms when they don't like something. I still agree with you, but it gave me pause.


She learned this the hard way.
t0.gstatic.com
2013-01-11 11:18:24 AM
1 votes:
was the dogs name "Stains"
2013-01-11 11:14:20 AM
1 votes:
johnozed.com
i.imgur.com
2013-01-11 11:12:11 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: dogs do not instinctively mount and fark a human woman


So... you've never owned a dog I see.

My dog instinctively mounts and humps a teddy bear. Also legs and arms.
2013-01-11 10:47:55 AM
1 votes:
Mrs. Hubbard?
2013-01-11 10:39:45 AM
1 votes:

fickenchucker: Infatuations with horses is pretty common with these bestiality freaks, too.


Not as bad as those people who are obsessed with sweaty, muscular men molesting pigs, though. I hear they do it every sunday during the winter. And they're total size-queens about it. They even hold the pig while all the other men do a gigantic, homosexual dogpile on them!
2013-01-11 10:39:09 AM
1 votes:
Seriously......no one.......hello.....is this thing on????

media.south-parkx.info
2013-01-11 10:39:06 AM
1 votes:

varmitydog: [morallowground.com image 244x370]
James Crow, the boyfriend who took pictures of his girlfriend having sex with her pit bulls.


I thought Jim Crow had laws.
2013-01-11 10:38:54 AM
1 votes:

Kingly Weevil: At least both adults were consenting. (The dog obviously can't.)


i.imgur.com

I used to say this all the time....then someone pointed out to me that dogs, horses, etc are more than capable of letting you know in no uncertain terms when  they don't like something. I still agree with you, but it gave me pause.
2013-01-11 10:26:15 AM
1 votes:
This story has a bit more info (as well as a picture of the human boyfriend). According to subby's link, this took place west of Wilford. There is no such place as Wilford, Delaware. It's Milford, dammit, Milford, which is in Slower Delaware where farking your dog is not that unusual.

According to my link: "In the course of their investigation Troopers with the Delaware State Police found a photo of a woman, engaged in sex with a dog. Using the Delaware Justice System Web Portal, the police were able to identify Samantha L. Golt as the woman in the photograph." Probably made easier by the fact the dog was the better looking subject in the photo.
2013-01-11 10:07:48 AM
1 votes:

Kit Fister: I'm sorry, but, why is this even a crime? People, own home, consenting adults, whatever.


Even the dogs look like they're having a pretty good time.

Uh....or so I've been told.
2013-01-11 10:06:56 AM
1 votes:
So, she gave the dog a bone(r)...
2013-01-11 10:02:56 AM
1 votes:
Article comes with helpful pic what a pair of handcuffs might look like.
2013-01-11 10:00:58 AM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: I am curious as to the "conspiracy" part of the charge. Conspiracy for/of what, exactly?


The whole thing happened on the grassy knoll.
2013-01-11 10:00:18 AM
1 votes:
According to topix this ranks just below incest as a common perversion. That site is like a trainwreck.
2013-01-11 09:59:17 AM
1 votes:
Weiner dog?
2013-01-11 09:58:06 AM
1 votes:
K(6)9????
2013-01-11 09:56:21 AM
1 votes:
I am curious as to the "conspiracy" part of the charge. Conspiracy for/of what, exactly?

i.qkme.me
2013-01-11 09:55:44 AM
1 votes:
I'll just leave this here: http://www.vice.com/read/training-a-dog-to-have-sex-with-humans

....i haven't yet dared to follow that link myself

/at work
2013-01-11 09:55:01 AM
1 votes:
I love my dog, but I don't LOVE my dog.
2013-01-11 09:53:57 AM
1 votes:
Is that biatch hot?
 
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