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2013-01-11 08:37:41 AM
So.... she's in love with herself. No shiat? Really?
 
2013-01-11 08:46:42 AM
Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.
 
2013-01-11 08:53:16 AM
She's not crazy. She's crazy in love.

/Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
 
2013-01-11 08:57:51 AM

kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.


Thats 1%er money she needs to be farking burned at the stake!
 
2013-01-11 09:01:30 AM
I would like to see the one hour cut of Jay-Z saying "carrot"
 
2013-01-11 09:01:43 AM
I don't care if she is crazy I'd still stick it in her.
 
2013-01-11 09:02:35 AM
This just in, women are farking crazy. And the more money they pull in and babies they birth, the crazier they get. See Spears, Britney.
 
2013-01-11 09:06:42 AM

kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.


Quoted from article:

"The official Beyoncé archive, a temperature-controlled digital-storage facility" contains, in addition to video of every show she's ever performed, every interview she's ever recorded, and "thousands of hours of private footage," "virtually every existing photograph of her, starting with the very first frames taken of Destiny's Child."

Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day.


This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen, even by Hollywood standards.
 
2013-01-11 09:08:20 AM

Khellendros: This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen,


Except on approximately every Facebook page in existence.
 
2013-01-11 09:08:57 AM

Cymbal: This just in, women are farking crazy. And the more money they pull in and babies they birth, the crazier they get. See Spears, Britney.


Yes.
/Let the truth be told.
 
2013-01-11 09:09:06 AM
Still hot though.
 
2013-01-11 09:12:51 AM

Khellendros: kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.

Quoted from article:

"The official Beyoncé archive, a temperature-controlled digital-storage facility" contains, in addition to video of every show she's ever performed, every interview she's ever recorded, and "thousands of hours of private footage," "virtually every existing photograph of her, starting with the very first frames taken of Destiny's Child."

Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day.

This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen, even by Hollywood standards.


She the 1% of the 1% of the 1%. People like that are all very different than the rest of us.
 
2013-01-11 09:15:48 AM
That pic looks like she could take it in the ass very easily/well.

She gets a pass from me for that alone.
 
2013-01-11 09:15:59 AM
i thought beyonce was done.

no one buys beyonce albums. no one sees beyonce movies (do they even let her make movies anymore?)

who cares what beyonce does?
 
2013-01-11 09:20:15 AM
Invisible chair
 
2013-01-11 09:20:53 AM
"I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."

Someone should PS her into that pic with Yoda, Anakin & Obi Wan.
 
2013-01-11 09:21:11 AM
In before the inevitable "DAT AZZ" pics
/I would do unspeakable things to it
 
2013-01-11 09:27:11 AM
I always wondered how they manage to put such hurdles aside, until I remembered "Oh yeah, they are both insanely rich and powerful Type-A control freaks."

Poor people logic
 
2013-01-11 09:27:55 AM
If it's a GQ interview, why not link directly to that, rather than a dumbass Gawker article about the interview?
 
2013-01-11 09:30:55 AM

kronicfeld: Khellendros: This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen,

Except on approximately every Facebook page in existence.


Not really. That would be acceptable for Hollywood stars - posting 10 or 20 times a day about random things they are doing or thinking about. That's branding, connecting with your audience. Yes, there's and AH element of it, but that goes with the business. But video cataloging the last 8 years of your life, up to 16 hours a day? Keeping every performance, every public appearance, every little nuance stored in a library system? Leaders of the world shouldn't have that level of detail kept on their lives, let alone a pop star. This is a new level of self-interest. Her daily life isn't a treasure that we need to reflect on. She isn't a genius, a spiritual guru, or head of state. She's a starlet.
 
2013-01-11 09:34:31 AM
Let's see...

Attractive? Check!
Interesting? Check!

Therefore, according to the immutable laws of the Universe, she MUST be crazy; it's the only option left.
 
2013-01-11 09:35:49 AM
As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!
 
2013-01-11 09:40:21 AM

Khellendros: kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.

Quoted from article:

"The official Beyoncé archive, a temperature-controlled digital-storage facility" contains, in addition to video of every show she's ever performed, every interview she's ever recorded, and "thousands of hours of private footage," "virtually every existing photograph of her, starting with the very first frames taken of Destiny's Child."

Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day.

This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen, even by Hollywood standards.


On the surface it is, but consider it from another angle. She tapped that archive to cut a documentary for HBO that will not only bring in cash, but also help keep her brand alive. Say what you will about her being narcissistic, she sure isn't stupid.
 
2013-01-11 09:50:40 AM
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www.hiblarious.com
 
2013-01-11 09:53:33 AM

zappaisfrank: As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!


My guess is that any dude that comes within 30 feet of Beyonce and has an impure thought is quickly dragged away by a couple of pipe wielding brothers under the employment of Jay-Z who ensures that the rest of that guy's short-ass life is lived in excruciating pain.
 
2013-01-11 10:02:33 AM

mjohnson71: zappaisfrank: As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!

My guess is that any dude that comes within 30 feet of Beyonce and has an impure thought is quickly dragged away by a couple of pipe wielding brothers under the employment of Jay-Z who ensures that the rest of that guy's short-ass life is lived in excruciating pain.


Oh my God, he's very scary
 
2013-01-11 10:03:24 AM
You'd think with that 1%'er money, they'd not be in favor of all the new taxes and what not. I can't figure out why they are such strong supporters of Obama.

/oh yeah, they are all Black.
//and all 3 are in the "entertainment" business
 
2013-01-11 10:07:47 AM
Every waking moment? In theory then, footage exists of her heeling one down the shower drain.
 
2013-01-11 10:08:23 AM

mjohnson71: zappaisfrank: As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!

My guess is that any dude that comes within 30 feet of Beyonce and has an impure thought is quickly dragged away by a couple of pipe wielding brothers under the employment of Jay-Z who ensures that the rest of that guy's short-ass life is lived in excruciating pain.


Hmm...I didn't think Jay-Z had that much street cred. He's not exactly that threatening of an individual in my estimation. Of course, my chances of getting within thirty feet of Beyonce are rather slim anyway, especially considering I've never even considered trying.
 
2013-01-11 10:13:12 AM

rustypouch: If it's a GQ interview, why not link directly to that, rather than a dumbass Gawker article about the interview?


This.
 
2013-01-11 10:24:48 AM

mjohnson71: zappaisfrank: As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!

My guess is that any dude that comes within 30 feet of Beyonce and has an impure thought is quickly dragged away by a couple of pipe wielding brothers under the employment of Jay-Z who ensures that the rest of that guy's short-ass life is lived in excruciating pain.


In other words, he'd get medieval on his a$$
 
2013-01-11 10:28:54 AM

mjohnson71: She the 1% of the 1% of the 1%. People like that are all very different than the rest of us.


archive.mensjournal.com
"Yes. They have more money."
 
2013-01-11 10:32:24 AM
And whoever attempted it would also lose all their LA privileges.
 
2013-01-11 10:34:36 AM
I usually imagine her with her lips wrapped around my dong.

Is she exactly like that?
 
2013-01-11 10:38:34 AM
A hot chick that is crazy? Well this is news!
 
2013-01-11 10:42:29 AM
She's also just straight-up farking crazy:

"I now know that, yes, I am powerful," she says. "I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."


Sounds like a pretty sober assessment of where she has found herself to me. I don't think she's saying she can destroy worlds or anything.

That said, narcissism on that level has to be a mental disorder.
 
2013-01-11 10:53:47 AM

Onkel Buck: kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.

Thats 1%er money she needs to be farking burned at the stake!


nah, it's cool, she didn't get it by screwing over other people.
 
2013-01-11 10:54:50 AM

HotWingConspiracy: She's also just straight-up farking crazy:

"I now know that, yes, I am powerful," she says. "I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."

Sounds like a pretty sober assessment of where she has found herself to me. I don't think she's saying she can destroy worlds or anything.

That said, narcissism on that level has to be a mental disorder.


Funny you should mention, but it isn't, technically, any more. Link
 
2013-01-11 11:00:57 AM
i.chzbgr.com
www.hollywoodtuna.com
bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-11 11:02:01 AM
I wouldn't say "crazy" either; just very pragmatic and driven in regards to cultivating and growing her "brand" in perhaps one of the most transparently hollow and narcissistic ways possible.
 
2013-01-11 11:03:25 AM
It's not narcissism unless she watches those tapes while touching herself
 
2013-01-11 11:03:43 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-11 11:22:23 AM

Onkel Buck: kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.

Thats 1%er money she needs to be farking burned at the stake!


I'll stick my stake in her.
 
2013-01-11 11:22:41 AM

Khellendros: Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day.
This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen, even by Hollywood standards.


Hey, I wonder if they recorded her pregnancy. No, probably not--not even a frame. This just convinces me further that she didn't really give birth to their daughter. it might have ruined her body and her "brand."

Nothing wrong with using a surrogate, but lying about it is kind of weird.
 
2013-01-11 11:22:55 AM
www.notablebiographies.com

"I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."

-Mark Twain
 
2013-01-11 11:23:56 AM
If she was just as I imagined her, I would be much too dehydrated to post anything on Fark.
 
2013-01-11 11:47:52 AM

zappaisfrank: As long as I didn't have to spend any more time with her than was necessary to accomplish it, I'd wreck that ass!

Then I'd steal however much money she had in her purse, crawl out the bathroom window and disappear!


So ... 2 minutes?
 
2013-01-11 11:49:13 AM

Khellendros: kronicfeld: Scanning...crazy not found. She and her husband represent a $200M/year brand. Everything I read in there marks a savvy businessperson.

Quoted from article:

"The official Beyoncé archive, a temperature-controlled digital-storage facility" contains, in addition to video of every show she's ever performed, every interview she's ever recorded, and "thousands of hours of private footage," "virtually every existing photograph of her, starting with the very first frames taken of Destiny's Child."

Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day.

This may not be technically "crazy", but it's narcissism at a level rarely seen, even by Hollywood standards.


I met Michael Jackson's personal videographer. After Elvis died Michael (or one of his team) realized that they only showed the same two or three clips and that there would always be demand for new stuff even after you are gone. Cool guy - he got to meet everybody in the course of his job (his favorite was meeting Nelson Mandella). He worked for Mr. Jackson for about 10 years, and he was always the new guy - Mr. Jackson kept a stable band of handlers. Until one day a bunch of investors from the Middle East showed up and fired the lot of them. And shortly after that things got really weird...
 
2013-01-11 11:53:36 AM
Either this article is an elaborate fabrication for the sake of vital publicity, as well as beyond-smart marketing of a diamond-status brand ...

... or she's now way scarier than any of her peers/adversaries.
 
2013-01-11 12:02:09 PM
She's like a menstruating Madonna.
 
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