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(Mesquite Citizen Journal)   Is the Tea Party dead? Is the sky blue? Is grass green? Is the politics tab full of trolls and miscreants? Will subby get the green in the blue, the blue being my pants?   ( mesquitecitizen.com) divider line
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2013-01-11 08:04:29 AM  
Wishful thinking.

/but one can hope
 
2013-01-11 08:05:27 AM  
So basically, the GOP is farked either way. If it sides w/ the Tea Party, it loses General Elections. If it doesn't side w/ the Tea Party, it loses primaries. Either way, America wins.
 
2013-01-11 08:06:45 AM  
I thought sites formatted like that were dead ages ago, so it's possible the outdated and ugly live on.
 
2013-01-11 08:07:02 AM  
Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.
 
2013-01-11 08:08:05 AM  

EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.


Only if a Republican is elected.
 
2013-01-11 08:08:36 AM  
The Tea Party will die out at the same rate everyone else in the 60+ bracket does.
 
2013-01-11 08:11:33 AM  

LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.


Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.
 
2013-01-11 08:13:27 AM  
What the hell do you have green in your pants for, subby?
 
2013-01-11 08:14:37 AM  
It's not so much that it's dead, as its mobility scooter has run out of juice.
 
2013-01-11 08:15:07 AM  
There's so much crap on that page that the actual article was off my screen.
 
2013-01-11 08:15:52 AM  
I don't think we should be questioning the judgement of the Mesquite Citizen Journal, folks.
 
2013-01-11 08:16:10 AM  
Oh, what a lovely tea party.
 
2013-01-11 08:16:41 AM  
Now that I've RTFA, I love the second Mike's response. Parroting small government talking points while giving old people Social Security and Medicare will keep the Tea Party alive.
 
2013-01-11 08:18:03 AM  
1776 will commence again!
 
2013-01-11 08:19:40 AM  
I always thought Brad Roberts was a pretentious ass, but this is a bit vicious isn't it?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-01-11 08:20:15 AM  

EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.


We're way beyond that at this point. It's not the color of Obama's skin, it's the D next to his name. If Hilary had gotten elected there would still be a Tea Party, but they'd be holding embarrassingly misspelled sexist signs instead of racist ones.
 
2013-01-11 08:21:29 AM  
What are horseshoes? Are there horse socks? Is anyone listening to what I'm saying?

Well, if pissing your pants is cool...consider me Miles Davis.
 
2013-01-11 08:22:10 AM  

Serious Black: What the hell do you have green in your pants for, subby?


www.theintellectualdevotional.com

They're ALWAYS after his lucky charms.
 
2013-01-11 08:22:46 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.

We're way beyond that at this point. It's not the color of Obama's skin, it's the D next to his name. If Hilary had gotten elected there would still be a Tea Party, but they'd be holding embarrassingly misspelled sexist signs instead of racist ones.


Counterfacutal: if Joe Lieberman had somehow been elected president despite his not running for it, would the Tea Party be holding anti-Semitic signs?
 
2013-01-11 08:24:03 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: It's not so much that it's dead, as its mobility scooter has run out of juice.


This is the perfect analogy for the Tea Party: A drunk, crazy old guy with no legs, stuck in the middle of the street on a mobility scooter that is out of power. He's screaming at anyone around, cursing at them for no reason, while at the same time confused that no one is coming to push him to the other side of the road.

I've seen that drunk, crazy man. It was hilarious.

... and yes, we did get him out of the street before a car came. He punched one of the guys who helped him, I guess that was his way of saying "thanks".
 
2013-01-11 08:28:55 AM  
The Tea Party will be "over" when those that astroturfed it stop funding it.

After that they'll just be the usual disgruntled wingnuts that we are more familiar with.
 
2013-01-11 08:30:45 AM  
I'm still waiting for a bunch of old fat white guys on Medicaid to "Water the Tree of Liberty" with armed revolution if Obama was reelected.
 
2013-01-11 08:31:10 AM  

Serious Black: Rev. Skarekroe: EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.

We're way beyond that at this point. It's not the color of Obama's skin, it's the D next to his name. If Hilary had gotten elected there would still be a Tea Party, but they'd be holding embarrassingly misspelled sexist signs instead of racist ones.

Counterfacutal: if Joe Lieberman had somehow been elected president despite his not running for it, would the Tea Party be holding anti-Semitic signs?


Yes, but they would try to be "clever" about it, like with all of the horrifyingly racist signs they make for Obama.

"I'm not a racist, my sign with Lieberman carry sacks of money just means he spends too much. And he's wearing the yarmulke because he's Jewish, do you have some problem with that? You're the racist."
 
2013-01-11 08:32:23 AM  

Serious Black: Counterfacutal: if Joe Lieberman had somehow been elected president despite his not running for it, would the Tea Party be holding anti-Semitic signs?


NO BLOOD FOR MATZAH.
 
2013-01-11 08:33:58 AM  

EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.


You forgot "male." They'd be blisteringly mad about a white woman dem as President.
 
2013-01-11 08:38:48 AM  
Look, the wackos attracted to Tea Party politics have always existed. As long as there is a "Letters to the Editor" column in your local Mesquite journal, there will always be the same five serial sociopaths, month after month, writing OBUMMER IS A GAY NAZI MUSLIM LIZARD manifestos. The Tea Party just gives them an avenue of legitimacy to channel the hate and stupidity. The TP movement might go away, but these people won't.

Until they finally die already.
 
2013-01-11 08:38:58 AM  
DRTFA, but the Tea Party will continue to exist as long as there are enough radical social conservatives (you know, Real Americans) to keep fanning the flames of bigotry and xenophobia amongst the right. Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh and the other right-wing radio nutjobs will keep spewing their nonsense as well as long as sponsors are convinced people are still listening. I'd like to think Fox News learned a lesson about disinformation campaigns in news reporting from this last election cycle, but I know they didn't. It's much more easy to debate differences of opinion with people than differences of fact.
 
2013-01-11 08:39:27 AM  
It exists as long as the Koch brothers pay Fox News to say it exists, and not a second after.
 
2013-01-11 08:40:36 AM  

MmmmBacon: This is the perfect analogy for the Tea Party: A drunk, crazy old guy with no legs, stuck in the middle of the street on a mobility scooter that is out of power. He's screaming at anyone around, cursing at them for no reason, while at the same time confused that no one is coming to push him to the other side of the road.


Threadjack warning:
My son worked at target. Some fat ass got one of the store scooters. Since she was so fat she ran the batteries dry just getting to the back of the store. At that point she screamed at everyone in a red shirt who walked by to get her a new scooter. They got her a new scooter which she drove around doing her shopping while cussing at red shirted people. That scooter ran out of juice too 20 mintes later and they had to get her a third. The third barely had enough power to get her through the checkout line.
 
2013-01-11 08:42:57 AM  
I'm getting ads for catheters in this thread, so the keyword based advertising must be working.
 
2013-01-11 08:43:19 AM  

Close2TheEdge: the wackos attracted to Tea Party politics have always existed.


They used to be called Birchers. I like calling them teabaggers more.
 
2013-01-11 08:45:24 AM  

HillbillyBubba: DRTFA, but the Tea Party will continue to exist as long as there are enough radical social conservatives (you know, Real Americans) to keep fanning the flames of bigotry and xenophobia amongst the right. Beck, Hannity, and Limbaugh and the other right-wing radio nutjobs will keep spewing their nonsense as well as long as sponsors are convinced people are still listening. I'd like to think Fox News learned a lesson about disinformation campaigns in news reporting from this last election cycle, but I know they didn't. It's much more easy to debate differences of opinion with people than differences of fact.


Fox news is usually on in the cafeteria when I eat lunch. I can attest to your assertion that they have learned nothing. The main story while I was there was a half-hour expose on Planned Parenthood. Their feeding the same shiat sandwich to the people that watch them, because that's what they want.
 
2013-01-11 08:45:53 AM  

Muta: MmmmBacon: This is the perfect analogy for the Tea Party: A drunk, crazy old guy with no legs, stuck in the middle of the street on a mobility scooter that is out of power. He's screaming at anyone around, cursing at them for no reason, while at the same time confused that no one is coming to push him to the other side of the road.

Threadjack warning:
My son worked at target. Some fat ass got one of the store scooters. Since she was so fat she ran the batteries dry just getting to the back of the store. At that point she screamed at everyone in a red shirt who walked by to get her a new scooter. They got her a new scooter which she drove around doing her shopping while cussing at red shirted people. That scooter ran out of juice too 20 mintes later and they had to get her a third. The third barely had enough power to get her through the checkout line.


And she probably votes straight ticket Republican.
 
2013-01-11 08:46:51 AM  
FTA: I believe that they need to merge to consolidate their resources and speak with one voice, a unifying voice that they lost when FOX News Channel removed Glenn Beck.

Well sure, if you want to be taken seriously as a political force you've  gotto bring back Glenn Beck. Goes without saying.

No, Donny, these men are Tea Partiers, there's nothing to be afraid of.
 
2013-01-11 08:47:17 AM  
www.reocities.com

This is how I envision the Tea-Party
 
2013-01-11 08:54:26 AM  
desertbeacon.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-11 08:57:43 AM  
Wait a second, the sky... is subbys pants?
 
2013-01-11 08:58:50 AM  

Granny_Panties: I'm still waiting for a bunch of old fat white guys on Medicaid to "Water the Tree of Liberty" with armed revolution if Obama was reelected.


Don't forget Ted Nuget's claim that he will dead or arrested in April if Obama won.
 
2013-01-11 09:01:00 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Granny_Panties: I'm still waiting for a bunch of old fat white guys on Medicaid to "Water the Tree of Liberty" with armed revolution if Obama was reelected.

Don't forget Ted Nuget's claim that he will dead or arrested in April if Obama won.


Ted Nougat? I didn't think there was anything creamy and delicious underneath that cold bastard shell.
 
2013-01-11 09:01:34 AM  

MmmmBacon: we did get him out of the street before a car came.


You should have just told him to pull himself out of the road by his own bootstraps.
 
2013-01-11 09:03:50 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Serious Black: Rev. Skarekroe: EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.

We're way beyond that at this point. It's not the color of Obama's skin, it's the D next to his name. If Hilary had gotten elected there would still be a Tea Party, but they'd be holding embarrassingly misspelled sexist signs instead of racist ones.

Counterfacutal: if Joe Lieberman had somehow been elected president despite his not running for it, would the Tea Party be holding anti-Semitic signs?

Yes, but they would try to be "clever" about it, like with all of the horrifyingly racist signs they make for Obama.

"I'm not a racist, my sign with Lieberman carry sacks of money just means he spends too much. And he's wearing the yarmulke because he's Jewish, do you have some problem with that? You're the racist."


I think that given signs like these:
3.bp.blogspot.com
i35.tinypic.com
they probably wouldn't put too much effort into being "clever" about it.
 
2013-01-11 09:08:38 AM  

King Something: HotWingConspiracy: Serious Black: Rev. Skarekroe: EngineerAU: LordJiro: EngineerAU: Is it January 2017 yet? That's when the "non-partisan grassroots" Tea Party will suddenly disappear.

Only if a Republican is elected.

Nah... as long as it's somebody white, they'll go back to being good little GOP solders and return to standing in formation. A white Democrat will still make them whine and complain but they'll do it from the elephant tent.

We're way beyond that at this point. It's not the color of Obama's skin, it's the D next to his name. If Hilary had gotten elected there would still be a Tea Party, but they'd be holding embarrassingly misspelled sexist signs instead of racist ones.

Counterfacutal: if Joe Lieberman had somehow been elected president despite his not running for it, would the Tea Party be holding anti-Semitic signs?

Yes, but they would try to be "clever" about it, like with all of the horrifyingly racist signs they make for Obama.

"I'm not a racist, my sign with Lieberman carry sacks of money just means he spends too much. And he's wearing the yarmulke because he's Jewish, do you have some problem with that? You're the racist."

I think that given signs like these:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x291]
[i35.tinypic.com image 500x375]
they probably wouldn't put too much effort into being "clever" about it.


Is morbid obesity a Tea Party requirement or something?
 
2013-01-11 09:09:33 AM  
When the President of your movement looks like an extra from a diner scene in a 1970's movie about CB radios and semi trucks...

newmedia.ufm.edu

Don't expect to be taken seriously by anyone with a brain.
Honestly, he looks more like he belongs on the cover of a rotgut 1970's white gospel LP you'd find at a Goodwill store.
 
2013-01-11 09:13:45 AM  

Muta: MmmmBacon: This is the perfect analogy for the Tea Party: A drunk, crazy old guy with no legs, stuck in the middle of the street on a mobility scooter that is out of power. He's screaming at anyone around, cursing at them for no reason, while at the same time confused that no one is coming to push him to the other side of the road.

Threadjack warning:
My son worked at target. Some fat ass got one of the store scooters. Since she was so fat she ran the batteries dry just getting to the back of the store. At that point she screamed at everyone in a red shirt who walked by to get her a new scooter. They got her a new scooter which she drove around doing her shopping while cussing at red shirted people. That scooter ran out of juice too 20 mintes later and they had to get her a third. The third barely had enough power to get her through the checkout line.


I've thought about taking a 2nd job in retail just to get fired from it in a spectacularly glorious way, such as telling off a customer such as this.
 
2013-01-11 09:27:40 AM  
FTFA: Yes there will be some soul-searching by Republicans

Well there's your problem right there.
 
2013-01-11 10:09:30 AM  

zappaisfrank: When the President of your movement looks like an extra from a diner scene in a 1970's movie about CB radios and semi trucks...

[newmedia.ufm.edu image 480x360]

Don't expect to be taken seriously by anyone with a brain.
Honestly, he looks more like he belongs on the cover of a rotgut 1970's white gospel LP you'd find at a Goodwill store.


No man, that's a straight out S&M gay porn face. You can tell he likes to dish it out, but cries like a little biatch when it's his turn!
 
2013-01-11 10:09:32 AM  
It's not dead by any means, but it's definitely on the decline, a victim of its own stench. I expect attrition will take care of it eventually.
 
2013-01-11 10:45:55 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum:

It really sucks that they ruined the Gadsden flag like that. I used to think that was so awesome, before it became irretrievably associated with ignorance and hate.
 
2013-01-11 10:53:31 AM  

Tomahawk513: So basically, the GOP is farked either way. If it sides w/ the Tea Party, it loses General Elections. If it doesn't side w/ the Tea Party, it loses primaries. Either way, America wins.


Hasn't the GOP been furiously rewriting rules lately to marginalize primaries?
 
2013-01-11 11:07:36 AM  

IrateShadow: Tomahawk513: So basically, the GOP is farked either way. If it sides w/ the Tea Party, it loses General Elections. If it doesn't side w/ the Tea Party, it loses primaries. Either way, America wins.

Hasn't the GOP been furiously rewriting rules lately to marginalize primaries?


Most of them want to go to closed primaries to keep those EEEBIL Demoncrats from voting for the wingnuts that will surely lose in the general.

The GOP underestimated the Teabaggers big time. They pimped them for votes in 2010 and figured after the election, they'd go back to their trailer parks and not be heard from again until next election. HOWEVER, it didn't happen, and the nitwits they elected cost us our triple-a S&P rating and gave Congress a lower approval rating than the measles and cockroaches. Now they're seeing the establishment moderates being primaried from the right and losing seats that had been solid Republican forever. The only place they're making any headway is in state elections where they are gradually bestowing states that voted Dem in the federal elections with solid Republican state legislatures who are doing all they can do redistrict and change the rules (electoral votes by district instead of winner take all) to seize power.

I hope I'm dead and gone with the Republicans finally take over and ruin everything, which they assuredly will.
 
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