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4111 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Jan 2013 at 9:21 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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ToxicAvenger
2013-01-11 09:30:10 AM
Much better... Text From Dog
 
p4p3rm4t3
2013-01-11 09:35:16 AM
img845.imageshack.us No.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2013-01-11 09:46:31 AM
Is this "Fark greenlights everything" day?
 
FunkyBlue
2013-01-11 10:23:10 AM
Tyrone Slothrop: Is this "Fark greenlights everything" day?

It is a Friday and Drew may or may not be hitting the Maker's Mark early. Only time will tell.
 
killro
2013-01-11 10:28:06 AM
They do, and 90% of it is farking annoying.

Except Grumpy Cat... he can stay.
 
Egoy3k
2013-01-11 10:36:22 AM
That was terrible. I mean just plain awful even by shortlist standards.
 
QueenMamaBee
2013-01-11 11:17:36 AM
I cracked up over the "showed my owner my anus. Brilliant!".... the rest, not so much.
 
dennysgod
2013-01-11 12:12:26 PM
Cat Twitter would be full of tweets that say "sleeping"
 
Invisible Pedestrian
2013-01-11 12:19:08 PM
ToxicAvenger: Much better... Text From Dog

Louis vs. Rick did it first, and better.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2013-01-11 12:38:12 PM
Lil Bub has a Twitter account.
 
Ziabatsu
2013-01-11 12:41:49 PM
What do you mean if?

Link

hopkinscreative.com

"I have ten times the twitter followers you do, and I'm a cat!"
 
Contents Under Pressure
2013-01-11 01:25:21 PM
Slow news day today?
 
dragonchild
2013-01-11 04:58:11 PM
Damned human shut me inside
 
dragonchild
2013-01-11 05:00:08 PM
Damned human shut me outside
 
FormlessOne
2013-01-11 05:07:07 PM
Should be titled "If a Hackneyed Writer Had a Deadline".
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves [TotalFark]
2013-01-11 05:39:41 PM
So Twitter would be about as inane as it is now.
 
Lonestar [TotalFark]
2013-01-11 06:53:07 PM
Sleeping on the coach, @stupidhooman woke me. Time to sleep on the bed
#Twittercats
 
kevinatilusa
2013-01-11 10:47:13 PM
My cat doesn't have the necessary attention span for twitter.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2013-01-12 02:36:20 PM
ToxicAvenger: Much better... Text From Dog

Dayum! Those were funny as hell! Thanks for posting.
 
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