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(Some Guy)   Hobo corpse found murdered and rotting in condemned house. Subby lives three doors down and steals their coupons. I'm so scared right now   (standard-freeholder.com) divider line 64
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2013-01-11 01:21:27 AM  
Hobo ghost gonna get you.
 
2013-01-11 06:13:16 AM  
So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?
 
2013-01-11 06:59:00 AM  
You should probably move. Your neighborhood sounds... Like a GTA game.
 
2013-01-11 08:01:31 AM  
That hobo would probably still be alive if it had access to some cheaper food due to access to the coupons you stole, subby.
 
2013-01-11 08:11:28 AM  
//am not subby
 
2013-01-11 08:12:27 AM  
Damnit, I hate when the pic shows in the preview and disappears when you actually hit submit..

anyway,

CSB
 
2013-01-11 09:10:57 AM  
I've heard of extreme couponing, but come on subs - killing people for their Sunday inserts is a little too extreme.
 
2013-01-11 09:32:11 AM  

Slaxl: So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?


Do I even want to ask what a ghost hobo might sound like?
 
2013-01-11 09:32:42 AM  
Why would a condemned house be getting mail?
 
2013-01-11 09:32:52 AM  
It's okay, he was poor. Nobody cares about poor people.
 
2013-01-11 09:33:38 AM  

Lucky LaRue: I've heard of extreme couponing, but come on subs - killing people for their Sunday inserts is a little too extreme.


Goshdarn it LaRue, it was 2-for-1 day down at the Piggly Wiggly! SACRIFICES HAD TO BE MADE.
 
2013-01-11 09:33:46 AM  

Lucky LaRue: I've heard of extreme couponing, but come on subs - killing people for their Sunday inserts is a little too extreme.


I love my Sunday inserts. Doesn't everyone?
 
2013-01-11 09:34:18 AM  
Judging by the looks of the neighborhood, you should be scared, regardless of the hobo zombie
 
2013-01-11 09:34:49 AM  

jylcat: Hobo ghost gonna get you.


What a picture of a ghost hobo may look like

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-11 09:34:50 AM  

heypete: Slaxl: So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?

Do I even want to ask what a ghost hobo might sound like?


must have chhhhaaaaannnnnngggggeeee
 
2013-01-11 09:34:53 AM  

computerguyUT: It's okay, he was poor. Nobody cares about poor people.


Hobo gold.

Subby should stop stealing dead people's coupons and go for the real prize.

Sneak in late one night and start digging a hole in the basement, submitter. I'm sure you'll hit something.

www.screeninsults.com
 
2013-01-11 09:35:02 AM  
I can imagine an A&E mashup between Ghost Hunters and Flip This House...
 
2013-01-11 09:35:18 AM  
Nothin' beats the hobo-life, stabbin' people with my hobo-knife!

fi.somethingawful.com
 
2013-01-11 09:36:26 AM  
So now the police have motive and can place you at the scene.....
 
2013-01-11 09:36:50 AM  

heypete: Slaxl: So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?

Do I even want to ask what a ghost hobo might sound like?

Spaaare channnnge, misssster???

 
2013-01-11 09:37:22 AM  
Could be worse, you could have your ballsack stuck in a wood slat chair when the Ghost Hobo comes for you
 
2013-01-11 09:37:50 AM  
Better look forward to having a little chat downtown . . .
 
2013-01-11 09:39:47 AM  

Slaxl: So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?


It sounds fun, but I don't think it's worth a trip to Cornwall.
 
2013-01-11 09:40:48 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: computerguyUT: It's okay, he was poor. Nobody cares about poor people.

Hobo gold.

Subby should stop stealing dead people's coupons and go for the real prize.

Sneak in late one night and start digging a hole in the basement, submitter. I'm sure you'll hit something.

[www.screeninsults.com image 537x303]


Ray, THIS IS WALTER!


/red rover, red rover let Art go on over.
 
2013-01-11 09:40:53 AM  
Hobo's don't live in houses. That's what makes them hobo's.
 
2013-01-11 09:40:58 AM  
Step 1: Mods edit headline to read "Hobo corpse found murdered and rotting in condemned house after subby murdered him for kicks a few weeks ago. I'm so scared right now"

Step 2: Wait for a reward to be offered

Step 3: Out subby to RCMP
 
2013-01-11 09:42:12 AM  

jylcat: Hobo ghost gonna get you.


Coming this fall to Nickelodeon, Subby and Boxcar Jim. It's the comical adventures of a young man and his best friend, a ghost hobo.
 
2013-01-11 09:47:39 AM  
How does one murder a corpse?
Sounds like overkill to me.
 
2013-01-11 09:47:46 AM  

WhippingBoy: Hobo's don't live in houses. That's what makes them hobo's.


And here I thought it was not knowing how to use an apostrophe that made them hobos.
 
2013-01-11 09:48:58 AM  

abhorrent1: Why would a condemned house be getting mail?


How can a corpse be murdered?
 
2013-01-11 09:51:01 AM  
Hobo corpse, hobo corpse.... does whatever a hobo corpse does
 
2013-01-11 09:57:19 AM  

buzzcut73: Step 1: Mods edit headline to read "Hobo corpse found murdered and rotting in condemned house after subby murdered him for kicks a few weeks ago. I'm so scared right now"

Step 2: Wait for a reward to be offered

Step 3: Out subby to RCMP


Is step 4 going to be profit/TotalFark or are we going down on charges too?
 
2013-01-11 09:58:39 AM  
What gets me is, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN DETROIT!

How is that possible?
 
2013-01-11 09:59:09 AM  
The hobo corpse was murdered? So it was a zombie?
 
2013-01-11 10:01:23 AM  
I calling dibs on "Hobo Corpse" for the the name of my Norwegian Death Metal Skiffle band.
 
2013-01-11 10:05:00 AM  
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:
Is step 4 going to be profit/TotalFark or are we going down on charges too?

Yeah, a little extra beer money for Drew or something. I just thought it would be funny if the admins modified the headline to make it sound like a confession, but close enough to the original that the Subby knew it was their submission.

/Need coffee
 
2013-01-11 10:12:12 AM  

Frozboz: The hobo corpse was murdered? So it was a zombie?


He was a born-again Christian. You have to kill them twice to be sure they're dead.

But since we're trolling Subby, here's anothe Brantgoose playlet:

Hobo One: Who keeps stealing our coupons?
Hobo Two: It's not me. It must be Bad Bob.
Hobo One: I am going to kill Bad Bob and then murder his corpse.
 
2013-01-11 10:12:44 AM  
Subby sounds guilty.
 
2013-01-11 10:13:44 AM  
Imponderable:  Is a Hobo Ghost the ghost of a hobo or a ghost who is a hobo?

Tip o' the hat to South Park and Korn with a shout out to the guy who writes those Imponderable books.
 
2013-01-11 10:23:24 AM  
On the case:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-11 10:23:48 AM  

lonomoholo: How does one murder a corpse?
Sounds like overkill to me.


Don't blame these guys!

www.paintedthumb.com
 
2013-01-11 10:24:45 AM  
The murderer should've sealed off the entrance with a nail gun and some boards or something. That would've staved them off a while.

/Man say if you wanna shoot nails, this here the Cadillac, man. Meant Lexus but he ain't know it.
 
2013-01-11 10:54:12 AM  
If only he had had his coupons to be able to afford some food....
 
2013-01-11 11:13:50 AM  

Frozboz: The hobo corpse was murdered? So it was a zombie?


Double tap
 
2013-01-11 11:18:45 AM  

heypete: Slaxl: So all we have to do is go there, and count 3 doors down in any direction, and randomly start making ghost hobo sounds in the middle of the night to scare subby to death?

Do I even want to ask what a ghost hobo might sound like?


I know what a zombie hobo would sound like:

"Spare BRAINS?"
 
2013-01-11 11:19:47 AM  

jylcat: Hobo ghost gonna get you.


Nah, nobody is scared of "hobo ghosts." What should be keeping you up at night is "ghost hobos". They're like ninja pirates, but they have razor blades for fingernails and cottage cheese for lunch.
 
2013-01-11 12:01:08 PM  

blatz514: jylcat: Hobo ghost gonna get you.

What a picture of a ghost hobo may look like

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 425x640]


That's...that's the most frightening thing I've ever seen! Now I'll be looking over my shoulder at the slightest sound and lying awake at night!

/can't sleep
//hobos will eat me
 
2013-01-11 12:08:54 PM  

dittybopper: That hobo would probably still be alive if it had access to some cheaper food due to access to the coupons you stole, subby.


Awesome. 10/10.
 
2013-01-11 12:14:02 PM  
Subotai:

Despite being 3 Doors Down, whatever you do, don't Duck and Run.
 
2013-01-11 12:24:20 PM  
Also:

starsmedia.ign.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
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