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2013-01-11 07:17:49 AM
"the husband had mistaken his wife's belly button for her vagina!"

I heard that Chinese men had small penises, but wow, I had no idea.
 
2013-01-11 07:18:04 AM
If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...
 
2013-01-11 07:30:02 AM
There's a gender imbalance in China and yet women still put up with men who insist they dress up as a sexy nurse and attempt to hump their belly button?
 
2013-01-11 07:38:15 AM

david_gaithersburg: "the husband had mistaken his wife's belly button for her vagina!"

I heard that Chinese men had small penises, but wow, I had no idea.


I assume this means she had an innie and not an outie.
Also, how bad is the sex ed in that country if the wife never corrected him?
 
2013-01-11 07:39:01 AM
How is this a brothel if it's just husbands and wives getting jiggy wid it.
 
2013-01-11 07:41:51 AM
Infertility in China?   Isn't this a good thing?
I'm confused by this since childbirth is already governed in China.

Although:
i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 07:42:05 AM
No I promise dear any size is a good size.
No, it's not embarrassing that it's small enough to use my belly button instead, it jusr means no pregnancy worries,
No, that's not how you put a baby in my belly.
 
2013-01-11 07:43:01 AM

CarrieWhite: How is this a brothel if it's just husbands and wives getting jiggy wid it.


Probably because 'brothel' would get more page clicks than 'place where doctors show you what orifices not to fark'.
 
2013-01-11 07:47:49 AM
would be better to combine a brothel with a hospice
- so you could come and go at the same time.
 
2013-01-11 08:07:01 AM
They're just doing it Wong. Must love long time. Bangkok white hole. Oh, you no good.

Stop. Give her to me, here's how it's done.
 
2013-01-11 08:16:34 AM

Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...


Fun Fact: There isn't really "sex education" in China. When a couple gets married the PRC gives them a video that shows them how to have sex, among other things. The funny/sad part is that to not show nudity, the video shows people having sex with their clothes on. A large percentage of married Chinese couples still have sex with their clothes on because of this video.
 
2013-01-11 08:25:14 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-11 08:27:35 AM

Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...


"Another fire drill?"
 
2013-01-11 08:28:13 AM

The Southern Logic Company: Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...

Fun Fact: There isn't really "sex education" in China. When a couple gets married the PRC gives them a video that shows them how to have sex, among other things. The funny/sad part is that to not show nudity, the video shows people having sex with their clothes on. A large percentage of married Chinese couples still have sex with their clothes on because of this video.


I guess that is one way to decrease the population. It makes me sad that their disinformation machine is this good.
 
2013-01-11 08:51:19 AM
Thisbymaster:
I guess that is one way to decrease the population. It makes me sad that their disinformation machine is this good.

Their disinformation machine is good, but that isn't what makes them so successful. The PRC's real strength is making it hard to access the information you want. Most Chinese people I know are well aware they can use a proxy/vpn to get around the wall. However, they are reluctant to do it because it is difficult but more importantly, they think that there isn't anything worth seeing. They don't even think that the PRC might be blocking them from something important.
 
2013-01-11 09:01:37 AM

The Southern Logic Company: Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...

Fun Fact: There isn't really "sex education" in China. When a couple gets married the PRC gives them a video that shows them how to have sex, among other things. The funny/sad part is that to not show nudity, the video shows people having sex with their clothes on. A large percentage of married Chinese couples still have sex with their clothes on because of this video.


But... I mean, shouldn't _instinct_ kick in somewhere?

Look, if it's really so bad over there... I volunteer to go and help educate the women. Who's with me?
 
2013-01-11 09:08:18 AM

Telos: The Southern Logic Company: Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...

Fun Fact: There isn't really "sex education" in China. When a couple gets married the PRC gives them a video that shows them how to have sex, among other things. The funny/sad part is that to not show nudity, the video shows people having sex with their clothes on. A large percentage of married Chinese couples still have sex with their clothes on because of this video.

But... I mean, shouldn't _instinct_ kick in somewhere?

Look, if it's really so bad over there... I volunteer to go and help educate the women. Who's with me?


I'll cum.
 
2013-01-11 09:10:09 AM

Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...


Not so surprising if you imagine the wife looks like this...


i4.asntown.net
 
2013-01-11 09:18:19 AM

Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:
"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"
Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...


Doc describes only one experience of his practice at home: a young newlywed couple who are unable to procreate. Doc finds out the girl is still a virgin and is cheeky when he asks about the medal of Saint Anthony that lays between her bosom, and the terrible temptation that this must be for Saint Anthony. When he asks the husband how often they have sex, he boasts "Every night". Doc concludes they have no idea, and with the aid of two rubber models gives a demonstration of intercourse. They thank him for his help and go away to give it a try. Later, the husband returns and, punching him in the nose, cries, "What are you, some kind of wise guy?"

/Wiki
 
2013-01-11 09:20:01 AM

Telos: The Southern Logic Company: Animatronik: If you stopped reading when you found out it wasn't really a brothel, you might have missed this:


"The husband had mistaken
his wife's belly button for a vagina"

Which makes you wonder what the wife was thinking...

Fun Fact: There isn't really "sex education" in China. When a couple gets married the PRC gives them a video that shows them how to have sex, among other things. The funny/sad part is that to not show nudity, the video shows people having sex with their clothes on. A large percentage of married Chinese couples still have sex with their clothes on because of this video.

But... I mean, shouldn't _instinct_ kick in somewhere?

Look, if it's really so bad over there... I volunteer to go and help educate the women. Who's with me?


That was my thought. At some point farking animal instinct should kick in, right? I just...wow. It boggles the mind.

I can haz hot asians thread?
 
2013-01-11 10:00:11 AM
Sexual Healing?
 
2013-01-11 10:10:54 AM

kroonermanblack: That was my thought. At some point farking animal instinct should kick in, right? I just...wow. It boggles the mind.


Instinct only goes so far. My first girlfriend had to teach me an embarrassing amount.

It not a human thing either. The residents of the barnyard are blessed with no better wisdom. I had a rooster who couldn't distinguish between ducks, guinea hens, and chickens. We all know what your bent knee looks like to the dog. Female rats hump each other with abandon despite not having anything to hump with. Turkeys will attempt to mate with a hen's head on a stake. Stallions get too excited and ranchers sometimes opt to "help them out" rather than watch them beat the hell out of a mare. Goats blow themselves, a sight that will put you off your lunch if you're not ready for it. And I've seen male rabbits attempt intercourse from the wrong end of the doe and continue oblivious while the poor thing struggles frantically to disengage before taking the money shot to the face.

Instinct gets you started. It takes a while to get the details worked out. Watch some David Attenborough videos.
 
2013-01-11 10:57:45 AM
Planned Parenthood opened a clinic in a Chinese hospital?

/I keed...
 
2013-01-11 11:27:35 AM

tshauk: Infertility in China?   Isn't this a good thing?
I'm confused by this since childbirth is already governed in China.

Although:
[i94.photobucket.com image 183x275]


Who is THAT!?!?!?
 
2013-01-11 11:38:25 AM

ShannonKW: kroonermanblack: That was my thought. At some point farking animal instinct should kick in, right? I just...wow. It boggles the mind.

Instinct only goes so far. My first girlfriend had to teach me an embarrassing amount.

It not a human thing either. The residents of the barnyard are blessed with no better wisdom. I had a rooster who couldn't distinguish between ducks, guinea hens, and chickens. We all know what your bent knee looks like to the dog. Female rats hump each other with abandon despite not having anything to hump with. Turkeys will attempt to mate with a hen's head on a stake. Stallions get too excited and ranchers sometimes opt to "help them out" rather than watch them beat the hell out of a mare. Goats blow themselves, a sight that will put you off your lunch if you're not ready for it. And I've seen male rabbits attempt intercourse from the wrong end of the doe and continue oblivious while the poor thing struggles frantically to disengage before taking the money shot to the face.

Instinct gets you started. It takes a while to get the details worked out. Watch some David Attenborough videos.


I'm not gonna lie, rabbit bukkake sounds hilarious.
 
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