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(Palm Beach Post)   Couple arrested with 244 pounds of spice. Accomplice reportedly fled on giant worm   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 64
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2013-01-11 12:24:35 AM  
a street value of about $1 million

Police seized all $500,000 worth.
 
2013-01-11 12:25:46 AM  
The spice must flow
 
2013-01-11 01:28:01 AM  
Shai-Hulud!
 
2013-01-11 01:29:18 AM  
Done in 3!
 
2013-01-11 01:29:26 AM  
I love Biloxi.

And how the hell does one end up with that much of something that stupid. Stick to pot? Or graduate to heroin?
 
2013-01-11 01:31:56 AM  
The sleeper must awaken
 
2013-01-11 01:32:02 AM  
Hey, it's vital for space travel, nuff said.
 
2013-01-11 01:33:11 AM  
They'll be smashed into who knows what.
 
2013-01-11 01:34:12 AM  

megarian: And how the hell does one end up with that much of something that stupid?


Once you ride the worm, you're in for the long-term.
 
2013-01-11 01:35:15 AM  
That's one thing I never understood too clearly. How does a spice fold space? Do you sprinkle some outside the ship? Mix it in a bowl in the engine room?
 
2013-01-11 01:35:44 AM  
WTF is spice(drug wise)
 
2013-01-11 01:38:49 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)


Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")
 
2013-01-11 01:39:24 AM  

miss diminutive: megarian: And how the hell does one end up with that much of something that stupid?

Once you ride the worm, you're in for the long-term.


giggidy
 
2013-01-11 01:40:16 AM  
I thought the whole point of spice was that it wasn't illegal.
 
2013-01-11 01:40:32 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: That's one thing I never understood too clearly. How does a spice fold space? Do you sprinkle some outside the ship? Mix it in a bowl in the engine room?


Spice grants prescience, it allows the navigator to see all possibilities, including the remote possibility that they instantly transport where they want to go, and allows them to follow that line.
 
2013-01-11 01:40:35 AM  

It doesn't affect the supply of Soy Sauce, so I'm not worried.


img42.imageshack.us

 
2013-01-11 01:41:28 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)


Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..
 
2013-01-11 01:42:02 AM  
Thank Christ is wasn't 288 pounds of spice. That would be too gross.
 
2013-01-11 01:44:44 AM  

This Face Left Blank: Thank Christ is wasn't 288 pounds of spice. That would be too gross.


Argh!
*grabs a Maker Hook and chases TFLB out of the room for that pun*
 
2013-01-11 01:46:58 AM  
The police must have been screaming their heads off.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-11 01:47:02 AM  
Good thing it wasn't a giant pretzel. Those things can be mean.
 
2013-01-11 01:47:28 AM  

megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")


Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..


Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth
 
2013-01-11 01:47:33 AM  

This Face Left Blank: Thank Christ is wasn't 288 pounds of spice. That would be too gross.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Thank you for reaffirming your status on my favorites.
 
2013-01-11 01:50:24 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth


I wouldn't know, I'm just googling answers for you. I prefer good old fashioned booze, myself.

That and I'm in Hawaii. We're famous for having REAL pot. And meth, apparently-why somebody would want to be a tweaker around here, I have no idea.
 
2013-01-11 01:53:05 AM  
Very nice, subby.
 
2013-01-11 01:54:46 AM  
practical reality eludes SpIce Nutters, as always.
 
2013-01-11 01:57:28 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth


In MI it's a suburban teenager thing. At least that's what the news says. I don't know any suburban teenagers.
 
2013-01-11 02:06:59 AM  

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth

I wouldn't know, I'm just googling answers for you. I prefer good old fashioned booze, myself.

That and I'm in Hawaii. We're famous for having REAL pot. And meth, apparently-why somebody would want to be a tweaker around here, I have no idea.


Damn shame, too. I suppose the surroundings help keep down the number of tweakers, but they do exist and they're all too easy to encounter.

/spent some time in maui
//buddies & i accosted by a tweaker on hamoa beach
///we got the fark away wiki-wiki
 
2013-01-11 02:18:52 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth


It's like marijuana with the effects of bath salts. Marijuana has a natural anti-psychotic in it; since spice is synthetic pot, it lacks this compound. Psychotic breaks sometimes ensue. One guy who took the stuff ate an entire dog (while it was still alive) in front of a family.
 
2013-01-11 02:26:26 AM  
What 244 lbs of Spice might look like.
Choose any two.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-11 02:28:29 AM  

Paris1127: drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth

It's like marijuana with the effects of bath salts. Marijuana has a natural anti-psychotic in it; since spice is synthetic pot, it lacks this compound. Psychotic breaks sometimes ensue. One guy who took the stuff ate an entire dog (while it was still alive) in front of a family.


Even the dog's asshole?
 
2013-01-11 02:30:51 AM  

LewDux: practical reality eludes SpIce Nutters, as always.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-11 02:31:18 AM  
Exactly!

fark convenience store owners!
 
2013-01-11 02:35:32 AM  

Paris1127: drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth

It's like marijuana with the effects of bath salts. Marijuana has a natural anti-psychotic in it; since spice is synthetic pot, it lacks this compound. Psychotic breaks sometimes ensue. One guy who took the stuff ate an entire dog (while it was still alive) in front of a family.


That must have been a sight to see. The family evidently thought so, since they stayed for the entire show. What kind of dog was it? Chow? Hope it wasn't a Shar-Pei - you know what they say about Chinese food. Still, if he'd eaten take-away, the cops never would have collared him. I won't judge him. Hey, maybe the guy was starving, and it gave him a whole new leash on life.

/Tip you waitresses
//Try the poodle
 
2013-01-11 02:48:33 AM  

skinink: It doesn't affect the supply of Soy Sauce, so I'm not worried.
[img42.imageshack.us image 800x600]


Niiice. Still need to see that movie.
 
2013-01-11 02:49:22 AM  
Attack of the Cannabinoids
 
2013-01-11 02:50:48 AM  
images.cuddlycomments.com
 
2013-01-11 02:53:17 AM  

libranoelrose: Paris1127: drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Stupid.

("Synthetic marijuana")

Ishidan: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is spice(drug wise)

Real life non-Dune answer:
Artificial pot..

Don't want to sound like a ass, but it must be a white thing like meth

It's like marijuana with the effects of bath salts. Marijuana has a natural anti-psychotic in it; since spice is synthetic pot, it lacks this compound. Psychotic breaks sometimes ensue. One guy who took the stuff ate an entire dog (while it was still alive) in front of a family.

Even the dog's asshole?


Looks like the cops didn't let him finish the pooch... Original Fark thread The story's so weird that it was given the Florida tag, despite taking place in Texas...
 
2013-01-11 02:56:24 AM  
When did they make that illegal?
 
2013-01-11 03:39:04 AM  
Hahahaha... I dont know whats worse, that they got caught with 244 pounds of spice... or that they were retarded enough to not be able to talk their way out of the scenario of having lawn bags filled with plant material that is clearly not weed.

Then I consider that it was pre-made spice... if you were going to sell a shiat ton of spice in a different state, you want to go ahead and just pack the chemical and apply it to the plant material (that you shipped via UPS) after arriving at your destination, to avoid obvious things like going to jail.

So that means these morons actually bought 244 pounds of pre-made spice... which I just cant fathom, because anybody who is selling 244 pounds of spice is just sourcing the damn chem themselves.

Story makes no sense.. these people are farktards and im upset they had have this kind of capital.
 
2013-01-11 03:43:48 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: When did they make that illegal?


A surprising number of places (Kentucky among them) have made "spice" and pretty much anything marketed as a "marijuana substitute" flatly illegal in the past few months or so. And yes, Mississippi was one of the first states (if not the first state) to explicitly ban "spice" and other non-scheduled cannabinoids.
 
2013-01-11 03:47:53 AM  
So, was it fresh or was it old spice?


/Wait your tipstress
 
2013-01-11 04:34:12 AM  
So...fake pot costs more than real pot now? WTF is this world coming to?
 
2013-01-11 05:00:05 AM  
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
 
2013-01-11 05:22:14 AM  
came here for I R DUNECAT, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-11 06:03:17 AM  
Wonder if the users of Spice will go mad like Baron Copec Harkonnen from Emperor: Battle for Dune. Epic cheese moment in Westwood video game acting.

/was thinking of playing it again btw, never got to complete the Harkonnen campaign
//full version of that clip btw ... Link
 
2013-01-11 08:15:06 AM  
He who controls the spice controls the universe
 
2013-01-11 08:20:25 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: The sleeper must awaken


Paging TotalFarker Baron Harkonnen.......
 
2013-01-11 08:36:17 AM  
It will be a long boring trial as the defendant keeps telling part of the same dream over and over again.
Then his kid will start having even longer and more boring trials.
 
2013-01-11 08:55:02 AM  
will they have to spend the rest of their lives in a pain amplifier?
 
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